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Author Topic: Biggest punting turn offs  (Read 6869 times)

Offline Ali Katt

Yes.

Combined with no eye contact and a "routine" of a service planned to military precision that they don't deviate from.

Delays longer than 20 minutes. Although, when I saw Jaycee @Plymouth, she made up for it during the appointment.  :cool:
The routine is definitely off putting, one consisting of pre-planned tactics, crap massage (20 minutes), stashing cash\cup of tea (5 minutes), fiddling with bed covers\undressing (5 minutes) - that's 30 mins gone.

The more hand than BJ is another bad one. If an appointment is delayed longer than 15 minutes I will see someone else or go home.

Offline Olivia

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To be fair virtually all women smoke, even non smokers smoke when pissed on a night out.

I think women see smoking as some sort of statement

What are you talking about?  There are some truly bizarre posts scattered through various threads, at the moment.  It's so noticeable on UKP as there is an overwhelming proclivity toward sensible discourse, founded on referenced evidence and substantiated by fact based examples/content.  I've noticed some utterly moronic statements and assertions of 'fact' made by relatively new posters.  The 'best' example that springs to mind was the claim made by a newish member that paying for sex is a 'nasty' activity (one he was prepared to admit to rather than deluding himself like other members) and a service tantamount to brutality against women!  This unsubstantiated lunacy was delivered from a completely uninformed, fabricated perspective based on not one scrap of evidence.  Similarly, it takes literally a few seconds to acquire sufficient statistics/evidence to either support or, in this case, refute, the claim made above, that 'virtually all women smoke', 'even non-smokers' when inebriated, apparently (BASED ON WHAT?)  When did the need to qualify statements of 'fact' become a unnecessary irritation, one simply circumnavigated in favour of wildly inaccurate fabrications? 

According to the anti'smoking lobbyist group 'Ash', (http://www.ash.org.uk/files/documents/ASH_93.pdf) the actual number of people that smoke in the UK, amounts ten million, approximately ONE IN SIX ADULTS (as opposed 'virtually all')  Quite the contrary to 'virtually all' women being smokers, in a bid to 'make a statement' (are you fucking crazy?), only nineteen percent of adult WOMEN in the UK smoke, compared to that of twenty two percent of adult men in the UK.  Not many women are 'making a statement' after all?
« Last Edit: December 20, 2013, 02:51:58 PM by Punting101 »

stinky pussy. stinky asshole. stinky breath. rotten fish stinking pussy is worst of all.

Poor hygiene on her behalf and the associated smell
Lacklustre performance
Trying to get you to cum in the first mins
Fake moans
Cigarette breath
The 10 commandments - ie don't touch this, don't do that etc



Offline Dani

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The fishy smell could be caused by BV. I experienced it bigtime with a WG in 2008, it was so bad i left and was nearly sick as i got outside her place. BV can be caused by over washing with soap, Dani or others might give a fuller explanation but the bottom line for me is i expect a WG to smell great every time. The reason one may smell of fish isnt relevant to me once i have smelt it as i am off.

It is down to BV.  The fishy smell is caused by an overgrowth of unhealthy bacteria.  Its caused by over washing and strong soaps.  Washing with soap or douching change the natural balance of bacteria.

If a girl has it she will know as the smell is over powering and should stop working for a few days and use metronidazole(sp) gel for seven days. 
Balance activ should also be used weekly if you are prone to it as it keeps up a healthy bacteria.

The worst part is its only really the very clean women who get it.

Offline rnrn636

I agree with the OP in that fake moans just make me laugh. And for me as does dirty talk.

Dirty house or bedroom is a big turn off. Why do so many WGs live or work in shit??

Fag breath or stench of smoke on clothes/hair is disgusting.

Bad attitude makes you want to leave straight away as you know its going to be a waste of your hard earned cash.

When there is no sign of shower facilities.  So how has the wg got ready for you  :vomit: (answer = wet wipes and tissues  :vomit:)

Offline Riprock

Been on the recieving end of one of these routines and it pissed me off no end.

What are you meant to do though...confront the WG, threaten to leave, ask for a refund tell her to stop fannying about????

Bearing in mind you've already paid which limits your options.

RR


The routine is definitely off putting, one consisting of pre-planned tactics, crap massage (20 minutes), stashing cash\cup of tea (5 minutes), fiddling with bed covers\undressing (5 minutes) - that's 30 mins gone.

Used condoms in bin from previous punters makes me want to run screaming into the night. :scare:

Used condoms in bin from previous punters makes me want to run screaming into the night. :scare:

I take it you don't punt in parlours then?? :lol:

Blackburnian

Offline Ali Katt

Been on the recieving end of one of these routines and it pissed me off no end.

What are you meant to do though...confront the WG, threaten to leave, ask for a refund tell her to stop fannying about????

Bearing in mind you've already paid which limits your options.

RR
If you've paid up it makes things difficult. I refuse massage, even if the girl is insistent. I tell the truth and say "I don't enjoy it and see it as a time wasting tactic". Refuse a drink, most prossie cups of tea are nat's piss anyway and the coffee is instant. You can ask to undress her or vice versa and initiate sex and further sexual activity. The problem is if you choose to stay andf you usually won't know some time into the appointment if she is a waster; if she insists on doing these tactics she will do it to anyone and the appointment is fucked from the start and throughout, other than asking for a refund (you may get a partial one) and walking, there's not much that can be done. The truth is they do it to everyone and the inexperienced or easily pleased think as long as the girl smiles, looks pretty and is friendly it is the fuck of the century; I know a shit punt when I get one. Write a report.
« Last Edit: December 20, 2013, 08:56:19 PM by Ali Katt »

There are too many turn offs to mention. What I hate is when you tell them to do something and they reply "I don't like that....(feel in the blank).

Don't lick inside, don't suck on my clit just lick, I don't like 69er, I don't like too much kissing, no fingering and so on - You get the picture and I never make a return visit to these prossies.

I hate smoking, strong taste inside the pussy, dirty feet (big turn off). Time wasting tactics like putting a sheet on the bed, not undressing straight away, massage to start off with, getting dressed after you have spunked and you still have 30 minutes left, no eye contact (eyes closed like they are trying to sleep), laying on her back for most of the punt (Lazy Whore Syndrome), jaded depressed attitude, too much eye shadow or make up on, big fake eyelashes, including wash/shower time to the actual punt (trying to cut your time short), when you see a prossie for the 2nd/3rd time and she tries to do exactly the same routine as the previous punt.

There are many more things that piss me off about prossies.

Offline knightrider007

What are you talking about?  There are some truly bizarre posts scattered through various threads, at the moment.  It's so noticeable on UKP as there is an overwhelming proclivity toward sensible discourse, founded on referenced evidence and substantiated by fact based examples/content.  I've noticed some utterly moronic statements and assertions of 'fact' made by relatively new posters.  The 'best' example that springs to mind was the claim made by a newish member that paying for sex is a 'nasty' activity (one he was prepared to admit to rather than deluding himself like other members) and a service tantamount to brutality against women!  This unsubstantiated lunacy was delivered from a completely uninformed, fabricated perspective based on not one scrap of evidence.  Similarly, it takes literally a few seconds to acquire sufficient statistics/evidence to either support or, in this case, refute, the claim made above, that 'virtually all women smoke', 'even non-smokers' when inebriated, apparently (BASED ON WHAT?)  When did the need to qualify statements of 'fact' become a unnecessary irritation, one simply circumnavigated in favour of wildly inaccurate fabrications? 

According to the anti'smoking lobbyist group 'Ash', (http://www.ash.org.uk/files/documents/ASH_93.pdf) the actual number of people that smoke in the UK, amounts ten million, approximately ONE IN SIX ADULTS (as opposed 'virtually all')  Quite the contrary to 'virtually all' women being smokers, in a bid to 'make a statement' (are you fucking crazy?), only nineteen percent of adult WOMEN in the UK smoke, compared to that of twenty two percent of adult men in the UK.  Not many women are 'making a statement' after all?
Damn lies and statistics etc!! I judge off experience, when im out it seems every woman i know smokes, even those who apparently are non-smokers.

Offline vorian

Bloody radio one playing in the background because they are trying to disguise the sound from the Neighbors/Boyfriend/Mother. I'm not even that loud. The crappy music is bad enough but if the news comes on I totally lose it as I find it difficult to concentrate on the task at hand with F-ing Newsbeat telling me about how messed up the world is. I punt because I want to escape reality for a while, not so I can hear about how it's going to piss down all day. I once asked a young girl to at least switch it over to radio 3 I quite liked to idea of fucking to Wagner she did'nt honestly know what it was and thought radio 1 was the only station. When I asked her why it was called radio 1 and not just radio, she replied because she thought they play the number 1 records in the chart. What the hell, suppose it's my fault for fucking a 19 year old. Then again all was forgiven when she pulled my cock out of her arse and stuck it down her throat.
Banning reason: Two faced - Slagging off UKP and it's membership using fake account

Offline knightrider007

Bloody radio one playing in the background because they are trying to disguise the sound from the Neighbors/Boyfriend/Mother. I'm not even that loud. The crappy music is bad enough but if the news comes on I totally lose it as I find it difficult to concentrate on the task at hand with F-ing Newsbeat telling me about how messed up the world is. I punt because I want to escape reality for a while, not so I can hear about how it's going to piss down all day. I once asked a young girl to at least switch it over to radio 3 I quite liked to idea of fucking to Wagner she did'nt honestly know what it was and thought radio 1 was the only station. When I asked her why it was called radio 1 and not just radio, she replied because she thought they play the number 1 records in the chart. What the hell, suppose it's my fault for fucking a 19 year old. Then again all was forgiven when she pulled my cock out of her arse and stuck it down her throat.
Radio 1 is aimed at 12-16 year olds. Unfortunately most people 21 and under exhibit the metal age of in my time a 14 year old.

Youngsters have no social skills at all, this facebook generation are real life zombies.

You may have pulled your cock out of her ass and stuck it down her throat, i bet she had a blank expression and made fake noises!!!


Offline vorian

Totally Agree about the youth of today no good has ever come from facebook and zombies are among us, however in this case

If I can remember and it was a while ago she was at University.

She might have been part of the facebook generation, she seemed pretty social, well at the time to me anyway.

Blank expression couldn't see from my angle and I have no doubt she was thinking about what she was having for dinner that night.

Fake noises of course I'm under no illusion that all noises that come from a WG are fake, thats their job to be fake.

Those saying all that she had the sense not to be working in Tesco's for minimum wage and I'm quite sure she had a business that made her more money than me that week.

So who's the fool, the fool or the fool who pays the fool.
Banning reason: Two faced - Slagging off UKP and it's membership using fake account

Offline Toshiba

Cant stand a smelly fanny

Smelly armpits

Fag breath

Rushed service

Getting dressed when ive cum.....wtf

Too much prrfume

Shit hole of a house

No eye contact, zombifide

Timewasting tactics


Clockwatchers

Offline the_exile

I take it you don't punt in parlours then?? :lol:

Blackburnian

Hygiene, poor attitude and the state of the premises can be put-offs in any sort of punt. I don't mind a "whoreish" punt, the naughtiness appeals. At a Soho walk-up I used to visit, there was a "lucky dip" bowl of condoms on the bedside table and the spent ones went in a swing-top bin, wrapped in kitchen towel!

Offline Ali Katt

Radio 1 is aimed at 12-16 year olds. Unfortunately most people 21 and under exhibit the metal age of in my time a 14 year old.

More like a Stone(d) Age.

When you book what looks like a nice slim size 10 but when you turn up you discover that she's a lard addict

Offline Ali Katt

When you book what looks like a nice slim size 10 but when you turn up you discover that she's a lard addict
Some may argue, but even if it is the girl in the pictures I class this as bait and switch.

Offline Toshiba

This is why i pick as slim as poss as they are usually always the next size up

I can get size 12 at home, but 20yr old size 8 is worth the punt

Anything Romanian is a regular bucket of cold water for me regardless of how attractive they are  :thumbsdown:

Offline knightrider007

Anything Romanian is a regular bucket of cold water for me regardless of how attractive they are  :thumbsdown:
Yep, same for me!

Offline Ali Katt

No-one has said it yet, but using the word hun, even on an email.

Offline broksonic

Smelly pussy  :vomit:

Gets me when a girl asks you to be clean when you arrive . When she hasn't even bothered to wash her pussy
Banning reason: White-knight leaver


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