Author Topic: Hot Jovana - Birmingham near Cape Hill - Had much better  (Read 722 times)


3 review(s) for Hot Jovana (2 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Littlefoot]

Offline alibirmingham

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A recent TOFFT review brought my attention to this prossie as I don't tend to look at profiles that look fake or Roms that charge £60 especially those who charge for extras like OWO. Found in the past OWO to them is a quick suck and then onto sex. I prefer long BJ's so I tend to stick to what I know.

Anyways this post tempted me so I sent a msg on the off chance she was around.

Link: External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Price Paid and Time: 30 Mins £50 - Worth saying advertised rate was £60 for 30 mins and OWO £20 as an extra. When I contacted via text and asked for OWO I was told its included and when I arrived I was so rushed to get in I grabbed the cash thinking I had got it all but never. I only grabbed £50 from the wallet so said I'll pop out and get the rest but she was more interested in taking what I had. No attempt from me to short change her as I was rushed out the car with no time to check the funds and fully offered to get the rest before the punt started.

Services Requested: As standard OWO with ball licking, RO, 69, covered sex in various positions. Confirmed in the room before payment and she did not ask for any extra for OWO. I don't do kissing so not requested or received.

Comms:

Initially phone calls ignored and asked to text. Typical Sergei behavior but text to book. Once I arrived the calls started. Asked to call as needed help finding the flats. 

Location:

Run down Cul-de-sac near Cape Hill just by the McDonalds. Multiple large blocks of flats and little information given prior to turning up as to which one she was in or where to park. Worth noting it was a hot day and a lot of residents were out playing in the court yards so was not discrete at all!  :scare: Wanted to walk but cock took over. I was constantly watched by all when I arrived and the flash car didn't really help. If you go see this one park on the main road leading into the Cul-De-sac and walk in. Less attention   :thumbsup:

While on the phone she was directing me and telling me where to park but not great directions. She told me to park in the courtyard but with kids playing in there and other residents sitting outside that would be too much  :thumbsdown: so opted to park half on the curb outside of the car park/courtyard.

She came downstairs and opened the door and led me in (a family where sitting on tables and chairs right next to the entrance and it was obvious they knew her and why I was there)  :dash: :dash: 

Overall didn't feel safe, secure, or discrete.

Room:

Basic room with curtains permanently drawn. I asked for a bit of light as hate dark rooms and refused to put lights on. Instead opened the curtain which had no nets and room easily viewed from outside (direct view into room from flats across the road and easily viewed from street level if on other side of the road) She insisted this was fine but I closed it in the end. Bed was a bit worn but fit for purpose

Appearance:

Super skinny, small bum and small pert breasts (natural), good height as in not tall or short but couldn't guess just how tall. facially maybe a 6. English I found to be poor and difficult to communicate.

The details:

She seemed friendly but a bit disinterested. Typical Rom attitude I found although she said she was Italian. While she left to stash the cash I got undressed and waited for her. In she comes and straight stripped naked and then gave the pussy a good wipe down with baby wipes. Guessing this was her version of a wash  :vomit:. I got onto the bed and she wiped me down like she was trying to take the brown off my skin (I'm asian by the way if you haven't clocked the name lol) Not a good start  :angry:.

Few sucks in and asked for some ball play but no go as she doesn't do it (but confirmed before we started) :dash: :dash: :dash:. Now to be clear I am always clean shaven bollocks n all and always have a shower before I go or before a punt starts but still a no. I asked her to moved around so I can play with the pussy as she sucks which she did do but no fingers inside which is normal for WG's.  BJ was crap with few sucks followed by a few strokes and repeat. Moved to 69 but quick lick and confirmed no shower between punts  :vomit: :vomit: and just wiped so no more after that. had a little play and that's just about it.

So 2 mins later condom on she tell me to go doggy, I always shave that for last so told her to go on top. Wasn't happy but complied. No rhythm and crap riding skills so switched through the various positions and ended up in doggy after 5 mins. Doggy was crap as well as her arse was so high up I needed a ladder to reach. Had to had to put my knees together to try and reach and push her backside down to get in. Tried to adjust her but she had no clue how to come down (and its simply, just spread the legs but refused to comply)

Sex was average at best, No real input from her and just lay there getting fucked. No interaction etc. She gets dry very quick even with lube so had to re-apply about 3 times in 5 mins.

Cleaned up in 2 mins (had to get the wipes etc myself as none offered)  and out in another 2.


Summary:


Liked her figure but that's about all. Poor location, Poor service, Felt a bit rushed, and hygiene all make this a negative


Would I Visit again??


I'm sure you guessed I won't be coming here again for obvious reasons. Glad it only cost me £50 and not £80 like advertised


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Ali, do you want this changing to a negative?

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Ali, do you want this changing to a negative?

Yes please LF, Sorry mate, Keep doing that!!!  :dash: :dash: :dash:

This is defo a Neg mate!

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Yes please LF, Sorry mate, Keep doing that!!!  :dash: :dash: :dash:

This is defo a Neg mate!

Sounded absolutely shite, just making 100% sure.  :thumbsup: