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Author Topic: Mia Cortinez aka BlondeyBambi now Blondeybaby  (Read 17223 times)

zidhodhi

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Background: I have seen this girl on the internet on and off for about 7 years now. I first discovered under the name "Mia Cortinez" when she used to do WorldStarHipHop videos and was a video vixen for grime rappers in UK. Always wanted to fuck her  :yahoo:. But her physical appearance has changed so much over time due to surgeries. I did this one for the novelty really. Note, I didn't book her under this profile- phone number is the same though - so it's definitely her. Can't say when exactly the punt happened as it was an outcall to a very specific hotel, one she said she's never been to before. So I wouldn't want her to identify me from this review. She is very elusive, switching profiles etc and going into hiding when she finds a sugardaddy etc. She actually was on seeking arrangement at some point. She is also a heavy "party girl". Anyway on to the review of our actual meet.

Communication: Called her, has a typical posh spoiled Londoner brat voice, with some sexy undertones. Does some screening on the phone.

Location: My hotel, she was quite punctual and turned up looking like an instagram model.

Looks: I knew what to expect but was just shocked at how much she looks like an actual real life doll, she looks very manufactured, man-made, plastic, fake. Like the sex dolls. So if you are into that you will like her. Not what I usually go for, but did it for the novelty like I said. She said she is mixed. I think her age is accurate but I hope she slows down on the facial surgery or she will become Wacko Jacko.

Action: Sorted paperwork and she freshened up. Started off with a little strip tease. She tried a little twerk but it was awkward cause nothing on her body actually shakes. Tits are very firm and so is her booty. She used to be more softer back in the day before this bimbo doll makeover. Then she sucked me with a condom, apparently OWO is at discrection, according to this profile but I  did not bother asking for OWO, maybe she did not fancy my cock. I was a bit tipsy anyway after a night out on the town and I actually enjoyed her OW. We did 2/3 positions then I bust in the sack. I wanted to eat her pussy but I kind felt tired after we fucked so we had small talk and she left. I paid £300 for the hour but she was out after about 45min which I had no problem with.

Conclusion: Overall good punt. I have finally ticked her off my bucket-list. I would see her again if the itch arose and she was actually around and not so elusive. Also for the shock-factor :D  :wackogirl:

Check the thread below about her and you can find links to her instagram, worldstarhiphop video, and video vixen rap video she did.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=194044.0

Hope this helps.

Offline king tarzan

typical example of self inflicted damaging cosmetic surgery side effects..   :dash: :dash: :dash:
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zidhodhi

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Offline king tarzan

Insecurity is a bitch man

I can tell before this surgical shit this woman was definitely a honey at least.
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Offline magnetico

Thanks for being the first to review her, after having 5 or 6 punters saying they fucked her but couldn't be bothered to review.  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Offline king tarzan

Thanks for being the first to review her, after having 5 or 6 punters saying they fucked her but couldn't be bothered to review.  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

That really pisses me off...  :drinks: for the admin leech pest control policy :drinks:
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Offline Brazilian Martian

Each to their own but if im paying over 250 per hour she needs to be either a famous porn star and i have to be getting OWO with CIM for that price range.

Offline LLPunting

Each to their own but if im paying over 250 per hour she needs to be either a famous porn star and i have to be getting OWO with CIM for that price range.

At 250 she better be at least a fit/curvy honey delivering vanilla + owo + A + rimming + DT + CIM + swallow with a bloody good attitude.

Offline king tarzan

At 250 she better be at least a fit/curvy honey delivering vanilla + owo + A + rimming + DT + CIM + swallow with a bloody good attitude.

and what deep tongue kissing?
You forgot? :dash: :dash: :dash: :dash: :dash: :dash: :dash: :dash:
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Offline Brazilian Martian

At 250 she better be at least a fit/curvy honey delivering vanilla + owo + A + rimming + DT + CIM + swallow with a bloody good attitude.

To be fair the only prossie im prepared to pay silly money is Monica Santiago when she is in london, she charges 300 per hour but thats not including A levels. Ive watched her movies from when i was young and she is a LEGEND in South American porn scene.

Offline magnetico

a LEGEND in South American porn scene.
I'm personally dreaming of punting External Link/Members Only, a Brazilian pornstar.
Sorry for not staying on topic!

Offline ars.mav

thanks for the review..300 seemed a lot..but hey good that you had fun!

Offline DOUGLAS56

No fucking way this is mia Cortinez  :scare:. man insecurity is a mother fucker because this bitch was Foinee! pre surgery . Mad. would have paid the 200 tbh if she looked like she used too tbh but no chance for what she looks now

Offline magnetico

I can tell before this surgical shit this woman was definitely a honey at least.
If you check External Link/Members Only you may elect her to "KT's super honey"...before surgery.

Offline king tarzan

If you check External Link/Members Only you may elect her to "KT's super honey"...before surgery.

I said " honey"
Not super honey..

Definitely a honey
But not super honey standard


I thought a man would walk in near the end with a hard on and start using it on her!!! :lol: :lol:
« Last Edit: July 13, 2018, 07:14:11 pm by king tarzan »
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Offline puntingpumping1920

She was featured in a guy I know music video 
 
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Thanks for the review OP
 
« Last Edit: July 13, 2018, 07:14:41 pm by puntingpumping1920 »
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Offline magnetico

What a hottie she was in 2013 puntingpumping1920 !
Nice find.

Offline king tarzan

She was featured in a guy I know music video 
 
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Thanks for the review OP

Now the brutal reality she sucks dicks for a living..
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Offline king tarzan

What a hottie she was in 2013 puntingpumping1920 !
Nice find.

Body clock time and stresses of life take there toll..
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Online delta69

Now the brutal reality she sucks dicks for a living..
she did  back then as well as everyone on twitter used to talk about it. I believe she had a sugar daddy back in 2013 on and off

Offline Honestperv

300 quid and not even OWO? Fuck right off.

Offline deen2099

Look at the size of those tits wowzers   :wacko:

zidhodhi

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She was featured in a guy I know music video 
 
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Thanks for the review OP

Yeah I posted this music video in the other thread before my review. I also know buck, we run in the same circles kinda, damn London is so small. She blew up on twitter, before the surgeries, then there was the sextape. She was trolled. Claimed she was drugged and raped to save face. I guess thats why she is so elusive. Last tweet was something like- "I have a boyfriend guys, I am going to uni, sorting my life out". To her, uni means getting a sudardaddy I think, that's how every ho graduates I guess Lol.... life choices  External Link/Members Only. Interesting girl

Offline puntingpumping1920

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Offline Anadin

She's definitely my type but not my budget.

Iamsayna

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Is External Link/Members Only

She posts daily on onlyfans, anyone got anything noteworthy?

Offline magnetico

« Last Edit: July 26, 2018, 08:09:33 pm by magnetico »

Offline stuart.

This girl is so fucking getting it  :wacko: :wacko: :wacko:

as soon as she gets back from her tour.

Offline Stealthmode

Is the AW link the same girl in the video links?


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Punter11

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How often can you come within the hour??

Offline babu666

Does anyone know where she has gone?
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Yes...that's her  :lol:

Totally my type, but at £300, totally out of reach. What would be the reason she'd close her AW and advertise on viva?

James999

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Does anyone know where she has gone?

Why do you now want your question deleted  :unknown:

Offline SO595

Why do you now want your question deleted  :unknown:

And he wants it deleted so badly, he's reported it twice.  Don't get it.
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zidhodhi

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Offline stuart.

Charging 400 at sugarbabes damn External Link/Members Only

I almost booked this girl but found her a bit rude over text so never went to see her.

zidhodhi

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Charging 400 with bad customer service  :dash: :crazy:

Offline BarryProudfoot

Charging 400 with bad customer service  :dash: :crazy:

She must have got no bites on AW at £300 then?

Offline whiggedwhip

She's had another nose job past few weeks, don't get me wrong I'm a massive fan of the fake porcelain plastic doll look, and as she is now is still the best of them imo, but she's removed a good dose of cuteness that her previous less fake nose job provided that still gave her an edge of girl next door rather tha  total plastic barbie. Still, am super tempted to book her, on another level and I put v high value on a girls face when choosing punts, I reckon I'd cum just from watching her pout while being inside her

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Offline whiggedwhip

Link is the one at the top of the page, seems to switch between private and public but is public atm

Edit: put top of page instead of top of thread
« Last Edit: October 28, 2018, 12:23:59 am by whiggedwhip »

zidhodhi

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I went back to see Mia and yes she has had more work done on her face. She looks even more plastic. The meet was positive, similar to the first time. I hope she stops with the surgery cause 3 or more operations down the line will have her looking like Michael Jackson.

Offline webpunter

Some good intel on this review  :thumbsup:
Just trying to figure if i can part with 350 sheet for an hour
Way over usual max budget

Offline Brazilian Martian

Some good intel on this review  :thumbsup:
Just trying to figure if i can part with 350 sheet for an hour
Way over usual max budget

Dont do it

Offline webpunter

Its not gonna happen

On 'wish list' & have a look at her insta page now & again

Dont do it

Offline timbucktwo

Its not gonna happen

On 'wish list' & have a look at her insta page now & again

Hi Web have you got a link to her instagram profile. Thanks.