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Author Topic: How do you measure a punt?  (Read 1205 times)

Offline oconnor

The difference between a good punt and a bad one for me would be down to bad hygiene, bad breath, smelly underwear, dirty premises ( not mine) and a bad attitude.  I have never experienced any of these, but I have tolerated ladies who do not tell the truth about their age and body size.

(I have tolerated ladies who smoke even when they said they didn't.  One lady smoked cigars, and expected me to think it was sexy.  Her breath was rank.  She also asked me if I had any coke on me, and if so she would 'do a line with me'... FFS) 

As long as they are enthusiastic I am not too bothered, but I will not see them again.

For the record, a good punt does not mean the lady has to be drop dead gorgeous.  If she is reasonably within the description offered on the website, and gives good enthusiastic service then I am happy.

Online Jimmyredcab

I have tolerated ladies who do not tell the truth about their age and body size. As long as they are enthusiastic I am not too bothered.

As I suspected you are easy to please, as long as they are breathing they will do. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Offline NIK

Well I have seen some FR's of punts in Sheffield massage parlours where the punter has been highly satisfied, but from his description of a rub, tug, suck and a bit of sex, would certainly not be my idea of a good punt. :cry:

I am not singling out Sheffield - I expect there are similar parlour reports elsewhere - it's just that they tend to be the only parlour FR's I read consistently.

Offline oconnor

As I suspected you are easy to please, as long as they are breathing they will do. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

I don't think I am easy to please.  I am realistic. I have rarely met a girl who fulfills all the criteria on her site,  some of them are older or bigger or both :(   I have a girlfriend who is gorgeous.  I punt for the sex, and looks are not a deal breaker. I don't want to date them, I  just want to fuck them.   I have never met a munter yet, but I suppose I can live in hope :P

Offline smiths

I measure a punt on how much i enjoyed myself, to achieve this the WG must be or appear to be friendly and enthusiastic, offer me the services i require and i must fancy her, nowadays i cant shag ladies i dont fancy.

Offline Lurtz

I measure a punt on how much i enjoyed myself, to achieve this the WG must be or appear to be friendly and enthusiastic, offer me the services i require and i must fancy her, nowadays i cant shag ladies i dont fancy.

I now what you mean, dude. If a girl walks in and she's not as good as her photos, I feel deflated. But since I'm there, I usually have a blowjob. It would be rude not to.

Offline Jacob

I measure a punt on how much i enjoyed myself, to achieve this the WG must be or appear to be friendly and enthusiastic, offer me the services i require and i must fancy her, nowadays i cant shag ladies i dont fancy.

Couldn't put it better myself so ditto apart from the last bit. Recently saw a girl in an MK parlour with face obscured on website and much thinner than expected, I still fucked her after the usual foreplay though it wasn't as enthusiastic from my POV as normal and I left with time to spare. Not a good Punt for me but for someone else she would probably be fine (a few decent FR's). I just didn't really fancy her.

Offline Simple

I don't have high expectations while punting and I'm content with a prossie that actually look like her photos, provides her listed services, clean adobe, and has a good attitude. I dunno if it is because I have rather low (or realistic) expectations and/or haven't been punting for that long, but I have only experienced about one or two somewhat bad punts and a few so-so punts...

I have also tolerated some creativeness with the truth about things like age and size. For instance, I saw a prossie advertised as in her early 20's though in reality in her early to mid 30's. However, she was still very much attractive with a good and enthusiastic attitude and in turn gave one of the best services I have had so far...
« Last Edit: March 15, 2011, 10:01:29 PM by Simple »

Offline smiths

I now what you mean, dude. If a girl walks in and she's not as good as her photos, I feel deflated. But since I'm there, I usually have a blowjob. It would be rude not to.

I wish i still could, but i start to feel like Malcolm McDowell in Clockwork Orange after his treatment, deeply nauseus, better to go elsewhere or get home and have a sherman. :D

Offline Cactus

Hygene is paramount for me, following a couple of bad experiences in the past.  I am starting to feel that the ability to have a half decent conversation and have more than sawdust between the ears is becoming more important to me - the last girl I saw was pretty donnert to use a Scottish word.  She also didn't show her face in private gallery, when I got there her teeth were terrible and her face wasn't to my liking and wouldn't let me call before the booking - if I had heard her speak I would probably have not gone through with it!

If there is a click between me and the girl and a mutual understanding what we both want out of the punt then I tend to walk out fairly satisfied.

Offline Fannytastico

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....and wouldn't let me call before the booking - if I had heard her speak I would probably have not gone through with it!...
That's probably why she wouldn't speak.  Is it me or is it weird not to speak to someone before a punt?  I always want to talk before a booking, unless it's a regular. 

That's probably why she wouldn't speak.  Is it me or is it weird not to speak to someone before a punt?  I always want to talk before a booking, unless it's a regular. 

Me too. Definitely need to speak with the girl before showing up. The voice is always a giveaway.

Having been punting on and off for the best part of 25 years, I've got to the point in life where unless certain criteria are met, and the girl is more or less exactly as advertised, I'd rather not bother. I'd say in this period, I've come across maybe four or five really brilliant girls who I ended up seeing in some cases dozens of times. So when you know the gems are out there, and in these cases, they were no more or less expensive than anyone else, why would you bother with all the chancers who don't give a fuck about whether they're 'as advertised' or not, and who don't care about repeat business? A mediocre experience might have been OK when I was a lot younger, but it's of no use to me any more.

Like most of us as we get older, I don't want to waste time on crap experiences, and the equation between wanting a good time and having both the will and the resource to find it, versus the sheer volume of research you need to do, and knowing that the endemic lying and deception in tihs game means you can still get caught out the minute the cash is handed over, makes this a hobby that compares increasingly less favourably with other things one can spend one's time and money on.

Until another gem comes along...........




Offline foresight

I've got to the point in life where unless certain criteria are met, and the girl is more or less exactly as advertised, I'd rather not bother.

Exactly how I feel. My criteria are pretty restrictive and there are a couple of regulars who meet my needs at the moment.  I know I am assured of a great time with either of them (or on one occasion both of them at the same time).

I do branch out sometimes but, generally, can't be bothered with the risk factor.

Offline softlad

I consider a punt to be good, when upon meeting the hooker, she resembles the photo's that attracted me to her in the first place.
She must live up to her profile wording/sale's pitch, and offer genuine GFE, she should be warm and welcoming, a good attentive host.
The services I have sought or requested should be delivered with enthusiasm, through out the appointment she should be professional at all times
Not break off to answer her phone, for fear of missing a job, not take a 5 minute fag break, not rush you out once you have cum.
I believe any girl who satisfies the above points to be worthy of a repeat visit, most however fail on a few of my above points,
some even fail on every single item!!

Offline smiths

That's probably why she wouldn't speak.  Is it me or is it weird not to speak to someone before a punt?  I always want to talk before a booking, unless it's a regular.

To me its absolutely essential to talk on the phone beforehand, but many punters post they are no good on the phone, get flustered and tongue tied, apparently for most this completely disappears when they actually punt with the WG.

Offline Wayang

Simple - a punt is a good punt if I want to see the WG again.  If I have any doubts about a second booking I mark that as a below average punt.
If WGs approached their job with the same philosophy, ie getting repeat business, the quality of punts would improve.  But far too many don't look beyond the ££££s on the day.

Offline Cactus

That's probably why she wouldn't speak.  Is it me or is it weird not to speak to someone before a punt?  I always want to talk before a booking, unless it's a regular.

Yeah I think you are dead on there, she probably didn't want to speak as she knew it would give the game away over her perceived level of intelligence - according to her profile she is a student, but works from her city centre flat from 9-6 every day, hmmmmmm - I probably should have put 2 + 2 together and realised that it left little time for College.

I did actually leave the punt thinking that it wasn't too bad and even left her decent feedback - however in hindsight when I think back on it, it was actually pretty terrible.  She had a cracking body but her face wasn't good (i'm no oil painting), conversation was lacking due to limited intelligence (God that makes me sound like a dick) and her conversation was centred for the first 5 minutes on how she was sure I was going to be Asian, then moved on to how many guys she had booked in for that day, sending a couple of texts & telling me how many beejaiys (it's hard to describe how she said it, but every time she did I got a chill up my spine it was so annoying & she said it constantly) she had given already that day - the conversation was dire!

I should have realised what she was like after she mucked me around the week before when I made a booking for 12, then she asked if I could come at 11:30, I said that I could, then she asked if I could change it to 12:30 - I said no and that I was heading back to work....she then left me negative feedback on AW for this.  Actually when I think about this, I really am a mug! Won't be using her again...

The phone call is now a must for me before I see a girl.


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