Cristal Latina Norbury (SW16) VERY poor service AVOID

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Price/Duration: £40/15mins.

Communication-Usual comms with maid via text/calls. No problems.

Location-Very humble bungalow reached via a poorly lit back alley on a side road off London Road. She has since rotated to Cricklewood at the time of writing.

Looks- I'm not sure if she is the woman in the images to be honest. If she is, those pictures have been heavily airbrushed and her tattoos removed with software. In the flesh she's nothing special, but enough to work with on a physical basis. She is short/petite with an average build.

Hygiene-No issues.

Attitude-After I handed over money, everything turned to shit, a total chore for her and a pain in the arse for me. Next to no English proficiency.

Services received: OW, penetration (protected).

I found the property down the very dark alleyway (so dark I had to use my phone light to navigate) and was let in by the friendly male maid/minder. I said I was there for Cristal, he pointed to her and she led me to the bedroom. I mentioned I needed the loo, so was shown to it, no more than 30 seconds passed before she started knocking on the door saying "tempo tempo" while I was midstream I finished, headed back to the bedroom , got naked and laid on the bed. She then applied a condom and started very basic OW, very poor effort. After this, I tried to fuck her in missionary, then doggy and she was continuously putting her body in awkward positions preventing me from fucking her properly all the while stopping to say "tempo tempo" frequently. This was totally off-putting and I was so annoyed that I cut it short a few minutes early and amazingly enough she couldn't understand my frustration. I said to her I was going to see the other girl there, she didn't understand.
 I headed out and on my way to the living area, I passed the other WG (Katy) sitting idle in her room mentioning to her that I wanted to see her after I spoke to the male present. I spoke to him and explained that Cristal's service was trash and it was a disgrace but I still wanted to nut so I wanted to see the other WG. Cristal was trying to suggest that I extend my time with her, I just ignored her totally and joined Katy in the other bedroom (for another  crap experience-review to follow ).

Conclusion-AVOID. Awful, shitty punt with a WG with a poor attitude and zero regard for service quality.

I have attached the pictures from the ad I responded to.

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Thanks for the review   

You're a patient one playing all these low percentage ladies around SW16 and all those other postcodes.

So few positives in your tally, where do you go to make up for all these disappointments?  Can't think of anyone who would want less than 50:50 on finding some good times.

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Lol I had a similar crap experience with this one a while back, couldn't review as I didn't use my punting sim to book it (long story) so had to suck it up.

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Thanks for the review   

You're a patient one playing all these low percentage ladies around SW16 and all those other postcodes.

So few positives in your tally, where do you go to make up for all these disappointments?  Can't think of anyone who would want less than 50:50 on finding some good times.

It usually takes quite a bit for me to give a girl a positive, some of the WGs I rate as neutral I actually had a good time with and would consider visiting again.
Also, some of my negatives have been negative due to bait and switch, not the WG's performance.

Moving forwards I won't be visiting latina parlours again, that will probably improve my odds of good punts but also my costs

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It usually takes quite a bit for me to give a girl a positive, some of the WGs I rate as neutral I actually had a good time with and would consider visiting again.
Also, some of my negatives have been negative due to bait and switch, not the WG's performance.

Moving forwards I won't be visiting latina parlours again, that will probably improve my odds of good punts but also my costs

Ooof, you're a hard man to please.

Good luck improving your ratio and reducing your costs.