This has been my worst punt out of a sh**ty period of bad punts. It was quite a while ago,
External Link/Members OnlyComms: good - as usual, contacted her via AW, we exchanged numbers and she gave me a postcode.
Location: Flat in Ocean Village. She gave me indications as to where to park, ad then told me to contact her via phone in order to have the final directions to the flat - so I did (and things started to go downhill already then).
I parked, and phoned her up. She asked me where I was and I gave her precise indications - she instructed me to walk in the direction which was supposed to lead to her flat, and to call her back. I started walking following her directions, but did not end up in the location she described, so I called her back. At that point she started to become annoyed with me, pointing out that she gave me precise indications (well, guess what, I followed them meticulously and yet ended up in the wrong place…
).
At that point, I started to become annoyed as well; eventually, I reached the point where she was supposed to see me from her flat, and she told me:”Walk ahead and turn right”, so I did; guess what? She got annoyed with me because I turned right, and said:”I said to turn right!” - well, she actually meant her right hand-side (which was my left hand-side because she was facing me……..
).
So, by this point I already wanted to leave (and I should have followed by instinct……). I went upstairs resolved not to mention anything about the wrong indications she gave me (not much to gain by starting a meeting with a SP being confrontational). Basic psychology.
Anyway, the flat was tidy and clean, was ushered in, and guess what?!? She started going on and on about the fact that i did not follow her indications (which I did), could not find the place and so on. I did not say anything at that point as per above.
Looks: great disappointment - she is the girl in the pics, but the pics have been heavily photo-shopped. Come on, she looked much fuller, a bit tired (but that could be due to a wrong day).
She was dressed in a short black dress, with black lingerie underneath.
Face: Her face is rounder than in the pics, she has nice blond hair, and blue eyes. She is the type of girl who could actually be attractive, if she was fitter. 5/10
Body: 5.3ish, early thirties maybe, size 12. After she got undressed, and removed her bra, she showed a pair of really ugly breasts - large but unshaped, and kind of floppy, and a good deal of belly. The body was kind of 'bulky' and unshaped. Also her skin was not great. 4.5/10 for me.
Services/Attitude: she was giggling all the time, being overly friendly in a very fake way, and chewing on a gum (very classy). She kept ranting about my alleged lack of orientation. The most annoying part was that at some point she was kind of implying that I was stupid……(yes, right darling, shall we engage in a conversation on Kant’ s Critique of Pure Reason, or you’d rather converse on Schopenhauer’s theory of perception, or metaphysical voluntarism……, and shall we do that in Latin….?!? Would that satisfy such an erudite person like yourself……?!?
).
So at some point I had enough and stopped her (gently) by pointing out how at the end of the transit to her block of flats she sent me to the right (meaning to indicate to go left) - that stopped her
; but then she started to take on another tangent and to tell me how good she is at what she does, how much money she makes, and how many clients she has (God knows how and why…..).
She got me a glass of water, and started to undress and removed her bra. To be honest, by that point, I was completely put off by her attitude, physical appearance and manners. So I decided to leave - she did not make the gesture of offering to give my money (or part of it) back. I honestly did not care at that point, as the only thing I wanted to do was to leave.
So I did. She closed the door to her flat, and I stopped for a second on the landing immediately outside to grab my phone…., and…... I heard a very loud laugh coming from behind her door………; really?!? Couldn’t have you waited a couple of minutes to have your fun at my back/expenses…?!? For a moment there, I kind of lost it to be honest - I really had to restrain myself from banging on her door and asking for my money back.
I took a deep breath, counted until 10, and then decided it was not worth it. So I left (and after all, yes, maybe I am actually the stupid one in the end……
).
Will I come back? That’s a rhetorical question.
