APRILFOXX - Vauxhall

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Punted her a little while back now, Its all a bit of a blur exactly when it was.... also thanks to Stealthmode for a few pointers 

Location: Vauxhall, Near the USA embassy, free parking in a supermarket, Nice clean modern apartment, overlooks a railway line.

Comms: All via text, age & race requested then instructed to create adult work booking. 

Girl: Extremely nice genuine girl, cant fault her! Hefty unit, 5'7", size 16+, huge tits which I liked, big gut that overhangs abit, big ass (not the bubble sort, just big), talks with abit of a street/rude girl twang at times, and generally most other fat girl features still has youth on her side so its not all bad, face as per photos - unfortunately I didn't find her attractive I was just there for some sloppy head.

Services: Head, swallow


Parked where she suggests as its the only place and found my way to her building, she buzzes you in through the front door but has to come to the lift to collect you as its the type of lift that requires a swipe card.

Brief chit chat, paid her and was offered a shower which I accepted even though I was sparklingly clean.... nice facilities and was given a clean towel.

back into the room where she was lying on the bed waiting for me, she asked what I wanted of her, I made it clear I was only here for a OWO session. (Made a polite excuse about being tired from work blah blah, but truth is I just didn't fancy her I knew I wouldn't before I got there but I love me some sloppy head)

she got between my legs, and oh boy did I have to spread them out wider than normal to allow for her and she went at my cock, loads of spit, my nuts and ass crack were drenched, load of head movement, and time taken out to kiss lick and suck balls covered in all that saliva, she kept spitting and spitting at one point I thought to myself meh that's probably enough spit now lol

She deep throated well (in my experience anyway), and didn't mind me thrusting back a little and holding her head down.

she cycled through everything a few times, not letting momentum die or getting tired to be fair to her and she swapped positions on the bed to mix it up abit.

As for her DT ability I can directly compare her to miss Carter and they're pretty identical depth wise, both bottoming out at pretty much the same point on my shaft, I'm yet to experience a working girl that can swallow my hole dick up into her oesophagus and be able to lick my balls at the same time  .

finished up with her swallowing up a load of my spunk, I suspect she could of skipped lunch after that  .


All in all, I was happy with the service recieved.

Would I return? Nah

Would I recommend? yeah for the head! And if you fancy her... then definitely because she's a solid SP



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[pumps]

Forgot to say it was a 30min appointment.

[Stealthmode]

Good review.

Sounds almost blow for blow like my punt (pun intended), I didnt fancy fucking her as well. I also get the impression guy keep telling her she has a nice arse, I didnt have the heart to tell her It was just big and not the type to get me to fuck her and i could bet it wont look good in jeans. But that being said, she is very nice and does what she advertises, I may be tempted again as a plan b.

[nakibajaan]

She's just fat and ugly. Doesn't get any worse than that. What were you guys thinking honestly wouldn't see her even if she was as cheap as 40 for 30 min.

[Blazed]

Thanks Pumps.

This one has been on my hot list for a while, but I've always been a bit wary of her for some reason.

The whole race thing is a bit unsettling, but more so the fact that she regularly participates in bareback gangbangs with black guys who are hung like donkeys (have her snapchat and seen her onlyfans content).

I get the impression she may not provide her services that well unless you are a hung black dude, but that's just my gut feel!

Anyway, appreciate the review. I'll keep her on the hot list for now.

[pumps]

I also get the impression guy keep telling her she has a nice arse,

I think so too, from the looks of her twitter etc.... looks like shes got abit of a fan base 

[pumps]

I get the impression she may not provide her services that well unless you are a hung black dude, but that's just my gut feel!

Honestly I don't know why she asks race, there must be an ethnicity shes trying to avoid.


I don't think I agree with your theory, When it comes to not so attractive fat white women and black men it reminds me of the chicken and the egg and which came first....

Do fat white women like black men becasue that's just their thing?

Or do fat white women like black men, because thats the only type of fella that likes them and they made it their thing without realising?
 



you'll probably find she'll be relieved and excited to not have a hung dude at her door, at the moment she's only offering oral only sessions but she's still offering face sitting / 69 so it she cant be on her reds, I'm guessing its because all those hung dudes destroyed her cunt. 

[mrhappypants]

Pumps,

Thanks. £90?

[pumps]

Pumps,

Thanks. £90?

£100, I didn't visit during a special offer period.

[DylanPerry]

I get the impression she may not provide her services that well unless you are a hung black dude, but that's just my gut feel!

The fat controller laughed...you are wrong. Some weird irony going on with this bish. She doesn't offer penetration if you're larger than 8 inches apparently. I didn't bother seeing her because of that. Yet as said she has tonnes of content with hung brothers.
A similar thing happened with another WG in the past and a fellow punter that I talk to on DMs here theorised that the dude in that particular WG's vids was her boyfriend-cum-pimp, and he wanted to be "the only one to dick her down". Maybe something similar with April.

Honestly I don't know why she asks race, there must be an ethnicity shes trying to avoid.

I think she avoids a particular variety of Asian. I remember when I told her that I was "mixed race" during screening...she particularly asked if white+black 🤔 ("white+black" was accepted...so I assume both black and white punters are accepted?).

Do fat white women like black men becasue that's just their thing?

Or do fat white women like black men, because thats the only type of fella that likes them and they made it their thing without realising?
 

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P.S. I do also think she's a munter and all but like pumps was intrigued by her BJ skills (interestingly enough saw another review recently where the fellow recons she actually ain't all that/can't go that deep), and any WG that appears to be a black guy fiend naturally gets my attention.

[JonasG]

She's just fat and ugly. Doesn't get any worse than that. What were you guys thinking honestly wouldn't see her even if she was as cheap as 40 for 30 min.

Tbf if it's just a blowjob then it's no biggie.

But no way you could fuck all lol.

[pumps]

I think she avoids a particular variety of Asian.

Yeah, it can only be that.

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[JonasG]

Her profile says she doesn't see Arab guys or Asian guys of an Indian background...

Or men over 40.

[JonasG]

Just checked out her Twitter.

Grim, loves the BBC eh.

I'd defo book her for a BJ session tbf.

[puntingpumping1920]

WG that appears to be a black guy fiend naturally gets my attention.

 
As a black guy that got my attention, but she has priced herself in a price range where there are better looking whores

[DylanPerry]

 
As a black guy that got my attention, but she has priced herself in a price range where there are better looking whores

I'm not one to bang out about WG prices but boy...where this one's concerned. Imagine looking like that and having blokes pay you 150 for an hour? 100 or whatever it was to not even shag? Amazing.
Although having said that, her restriction on 40 year olds must cut her potential income...or maybe that part isn't well enforced?

Her profile says she doesn't see Arab guys or Asian guys of an Indian background...

Good spot/attention to detail. That's that solved.

As for getting dicked down and ran a train on in videos, but not fucking more 'lengthy' clients...🤦

[Stealthmode]

When I met her she said she only just ‘discovered’ black men and went crazy. She is from the west country, so that makes sense. No doubt when she came to london she noticed that almost all the guys hitting  on her or booking her were mainly black men (too complicated to go into the finer details of why that is), but Now she has the taste for it. Kind of like when an Eastern European girl get black dick for the first time, sometimes they go into a black haze.

[Brazilian Martian]

When I met her she said she only just ‘discovered’ black men and went crazy. She is from the west country, so that makes sense. No doubt when she came to london she noticed that almost all the guys hitting  on her or booking her were mainly black men (too complicated to go into the finer details of why that is), but Now she has the taste for it. Kind of like when an Eastern European girl get black dick for the first time, sometimes they go into a black haze.

Preach brother, them Polish and Czech girls love the chocolate.

[Stealthmode]

Preach brother, them Polish and Czech girls love the chocolate.

lol. What I found is that its 2 extremes. They either love black dick and thats usually all they want, or they absolutely categorically want nothing to do with black men. WGs are slightly different as they want your cash, so may just put up with it for the cash money.

[claretandblue]

seriously over priced as mentioned earlier up the thread before all the black cock business 

Sounds like she gives good head but wouldnt pay more than £50 for a 15 minute session

[JonasG]

Can't believe she has a fanbase lol.

[DylanPerry]

seriously over priced as mentioned earlier up the thread before all the black cock business 

Sounds like she gives good head but wouldnt pay more than £50 for a 15 minute session

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=210261.0
Review I referred to earlier. Sounds like she's a bit of a myth lol.
Good on her hitting that many branches on the way down from the ugly tree and still earning 150 an hour on her back lol.
All jokes aside I think most who have seen her believe she is actually 20///early-mid 20s tops.
I can just imagine how sloppy her fat body with be in a few years time lol.

[Dark_Gable]

She has a dedicated interracial cam profile

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[blackd2103]

I'm intrigued although she is a lot bigger than what i would normally go for

[DylanPerry]

She has a dedicated interracial cam profile

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Looks like the "only I can dick you down" theory is correct. "Mr Blackson" might be her boyfriend-cum-pimp. Cuckold meets as well as cam. God help whoever pays them £300 an hour.

[JamesDim]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=210261.0
Review I referred to earlier. Sounds like she's a bit of a myth lol.
Good on her hitting that many branches on the way down from the ugly tree and still earning 150 an hour on her back lol.
All jokes aside I think most who have seen her believe she is actually 20///early-mid 20s tops.
I can just imagine how sloppy her fat body with be in a few years time lol.

Crazy stuff and my thoughts exactly, when observing her daily snap chat stories in the past, out of curiosity - constantly posting links to 'gang bangs' that she's paid to film, spends all day, every day, getting paid to fuck and also sells private movies and subscriptions for her 'personal' material....For a lady so fat and ugly, she's certainly capitalised on the 'acquired taste' market, which seems to be a large group of (black) men who want to pay to bang a fatty!!!

I was gonna take the hit a few months ago, to see what all the fuss was about, but then saw a snapchat she posted. after a night out on the sauce, looking hungover and wrecked, bags under the eyes, with the caption 'hung over - someone bring me KFC pleeeasse' Vowed that I would not, for the life of me, spend £100 to stick my cock in that! 

[JonasG]

Crazy stuff and my thoughts exactly, when observing her daily snap chat stories in the past, out of curiosity - constantly posting links to 'gang bangs' that she's paid to film, spends all day, every day, getting paid to fuck and also sells private movies and subscriptions for her 'personal' material....For a lady so fat and ugly, she's certainly capitalised on the 'acquired taste' market, which seems to be a large group of (black) men who want to pay to bang a fatty!!!

I was gonna take the hit a few months ago, to see what all the fuss was about, but then saw a snapchat she posted. after a night out on the sauce, looking hungover and wrecked, bags under the eyes, with the caption 'hung over - someone bring me KFC pleeeasse' Vowed that I would not, for the life of me, spend £100 to stick my cock in that! 

lol well put, I just don't get it.

Honestly on a night out you'd think twice if she wanted to go back (I most likely would tbh lol but you get the point)

BJ/DT fine but paying to fuck her?! Especially at her prices.

[Brazilian Martian]

Crazy stuff and my thoughts exactly, when observing her daily snap chat stories in the past, out of curiosity - constantly posting links to 'gang bangs' that she's paid to film, spends all day, every day, getting paid to fuck and also sells private movies and subscriptions for her 'personal' material....For a lady so fat and ugly, she's certainly capitalised on the 'acquired taste' market, which seems to be a large group of (black) men who want to pay to bang a fatty!!!

I was gonna take the hit a few months ago, to see what all the fuss was about, but then saw a snapchat she posted. after a night out on the sauce, looking hungover and wrecked, bags under the eyes, with the caption 'hung over - someone bring me KFC pleeeasse' Vowed that I would not, for the life of me, spend £100 to stick my cock in that! 

 

[pumps]

Lol stop over thinking it guys.


Market forces in play here. demand And she's supplying it

[DylanPerry]

Lol stop over thinking it guys.


Market forces in play here. demand And she's supplying it

 

Lol true. Horses for courses. I get this "in real life" too...ironically with black friends who like such flufflies lmao. & on the flip when I'm with a size 6 ...that probably couldn't even give them a semi. "Too skinny...she needs a meal." lol

[DylanPerry]

... saw a snapchat she posted. after a night out on the sauce, looking hungover and wrecked, bags under the eyes, with the caption 'hung over - someone bring me KFC pleeeasse' Vowed that I would not, for the life of me, spend £100 to stick my cock in that! 

LOL I can only imagine the sight. Nightmare on Elm St.

[claretandblue]

Lol stop over thinking it guys.


Market forces in play here. demand And she's supplying it

you are right about market forces but am amazed you bunged her a ton!

[pumps]

you are right about market forces but am amazed you bunged her a ton!

For good prolonged sloppy head I'll pay up, you do get what you pay for. 

I admit for her it was pricy but meh it's no financial set back if i worry too much about the cost then i obviously can't afford to punt.

[Dopedj]

She’s tapped into that section of the Black men market - called simps
They are the one breed of black men tht like fucking fat ugly white bitches like herself.
Even sometimes marry those things while the rest of us watch in disgust and wonder why!!!

[Blazed]

Anyone see her recent snapchat about UKP?

Basically she said that she only does bareback with guys that are certed and are pornstars or male escorts.

So yeah, she reads UKP in between guzzling huge black cock. Hi April! 

[sparkymark0001]

I think you guys are being a bit harsh on her. You can see from her pics she is a big girl, at least she doesn't try to hide it with camera angles and all sorts.

Not going to complain about her loving black guys being one myself. It's quite refreshing especially when a lot of WGs point blank do not want to see black guys some have told me it's because of their size or they take too long to cum etc.

I have seen April a few times and I have always enjoyed it.

If you think someone is fat and ugly then why bother? Lol if I get turned off by a profile pic there is no way I could consider departing with my cash. Nothing worse than getting there and not getting it up.

[Brazilian Martian]

I think you guys are being a bit harsh on her. You can see from her pics she is a big girl, at least she doesn't try to hide it with camera angles and all sorts.

Not going to complain about her loving black guys being one myself. It's quite refreshing especially when a lot of WGs point blank do not want to see black guys some have told me it's because of their size or they take too long to cum etc.

I have seen April a few times and I have always enjoyed it.

If you think someone is fat and ugly then why bother? Lol if I get turned off by a profile pic there is no way I could consider departing with my cash. Nothing worse than getting there and not getting it up.

You do know this is a positive review, so you can put the horse back in the stable and your sword back in the armoury

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[DylanPerry]

She’s tapped into that section of the Black men market - called simps

Not quite. Again, the irony is that the 'black' punter with a big cock...she won't see. Well, do penetration with.

[Sunny]

Think people are surprised/jealous a girl like her can charge those rates more than it being a race related issue.

[Sunny]

Guess it's harder for black guys to find girls like her so they are willing to pay more when you get a Hungarian/Polish woman for cheaper.

[pumps]

Think people are surprised/jealous a girl like her can charge those rates more than it being a race related issue.

On occasion it does come across that way in this thread lol

[Sunny]

Yh people are jealous a fat bird like her can make so much money lol most men have to work 9-5 and these sex workers can make more in one day than most men make in a month. There's definitely some resentment.

[Brazilian Martian]

Yh people are jealous a fat bird like her can make so much money lol most men have to work 9-5 and these sex workers can make more in one day than most men make in a month. There's definitely some resentment.

Then they should of done better in school  or apply for a better job that pays them more money, ive never ever understood the whole counting another person's pockets

[DylanPerry]

Then they should have

Oh the irony.


Tbf seems pps were more bothered with the kind of guys she allegedly likes

[JonasG]

Jealous? 😕

[Brazilian Martian]

Oh the irony.


Tbf seems pps were more bothered with the kind of guys she allegedly likes

Still in your feelings i see but thanks for the correction you HOE  ass ₩¥£€@, when guys start talking about how much money a prossie is earning and then cry about her liking black men thats some weak sucker shit.

If they can't afford to see her they can move on and a find a prossie in their budget 

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[Sunny]

Then they should of done better in school  or apply for a better job that pays them more money, ive never ever understood the whole counting another person's pockets

It's like footballers who get paid £100K a week, there's always going to be resentment towards people who don't work in normal professions.

[DylanPerry]

Still in your feelings i see but thanks for the correction you HOE  ass ₩¥£€@, when guys start talking about how much money a prossie is earning and then cry about her liking black men thats some weak sucker shit.

If they can't afford to see her they can move on and a find a prossie in their budget 

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I agree with your thoughts but dno how you can direct those at me. If you read comments you would see I'm clearly not one of those as I'm black myself lol.
As for money...I was fun and jokes and said credit to her for making that dough. Even in one of my initial comments pointed out that it's the first time I've commented on what prices a WG charges.
I regularly punt way above that threshold...your chip on shoulder aka Suzy Cortez included lol. Can assure you my money is running. Others who commented on her pricing, clearly didn't want to see her. So alas, your final sentence where you try and make yourself feel the big man, makes no sense at all.
Maybe you're tight as once again your (modern day) overhyped national team failed lol.

My only issues with this WG are:
1) Is she actually a deepthroat specialist, &
2) What's the not doing penetration with well endowed clients about


As for general comments on her look...let's get this straight-- most punts are judged on presentation (looks, hygeine etc etc) and performance (attitude, actual sex tekkers etc etc), correct? If a WG had a bad attitude, many, yourself included, would slate them. All that some have done on this thread is taken another component of what punts are judged on (looks), and deemed that within their tastes at least, she looks bad. Simple.

Get back to accusing people of being pimps, man.

[HoneyNutCheerios]

When I see my fellow black people channelling yardies, and some end up breeding fat women like April... I mean to each their own, but...

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[Brazilian Martian]

I agree with your thoughts but dno how you can direct those at me. If you read comments you would see I'm clearly not one of those as I'm black myself lol.
As for money...I was fun and jokes and said credit to her for making that dough. Even in one of my initial comments pointed out that it's the first time I've commented on what prices a WG charges.
I regularly punt way above that threshold...your chip on shoulder aka Suzy Cortez included lol. Can assure you my money is running. Others who commented on her pricing, clearly didn't want to see her. So alas, your final sentence where you try and make yourself feel the big man, makes no sense at all.
Maybe you're tight as once again your (modern day) overhyped national team failed lol.

My only issues with this WG are:
1) Is she actually a deepthroat specialist, &
2) What's the not doing penetration with well endowed clients about


As for general comments on her look...let's get this straight-- most punts are judged on presentation (looks, hygeine etc etc) and performance (attitude, actual sex tekkers etc etc), correct? If a WG had a bad attitude, many, yourself included, would slate them. All that some have done on this thread is taken another component of what punts are judged on (looks), and deemed that within their tastes at least, she looks bad. Simple.

Get back to accusing people of being pimps, man.

  another guy that talks about brazil losing on football how original, what's next was i also born in a favela and do i sell flip flops. The fact that you have to state your money is running and how much your punting threshold is Really cute.

If others do not like her look then they dnt have to hijack a pumps REVIEW, debating what she charges and how much they would pay to fuck her thats some sucker shit IMO.

As for Suzy Cortez ive never met her and dont intend to but before you were a member here two members used to regularly tout and ass lick posts about her. One got banned his name was sunil_l and the other one who is still here he's called honestpunter both tried to come at me saying i had a vendetta against her and me making public she had negative review's which were hidden because she changed profiles more times than Christian Vieri changed teams.

So me highlighting that she had negative reviews and she has wasted people's time by making them turn up for punts and then not answering the door, or responding to calls or text messages.

As for you being a pimp, i dont know i dnt pay your review's much attention,  but i called you out on something that at the time i thought was odd, but it probably was just your nature you do strike me as the type of guy who sits down on the toilet when he urinates.

Apologies to pumps for derailing your review.