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Offline MrDizzy

Had Brooke on my HL for a while, but had dithered on seeing her as she seems to have a bit of a mixed bag of reviews. But I’m a sucker (literally and figuratively) for a set of extremely large jubblies and the photos of her body have always got little MrDizzy in a bit of a palaver.
So, when the urge came upon me and I saw Brooke was available and not too far from where I was that afternoon, I decided to give it a go.

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To begin with
Comms were simple and straightforward and everything responded to very quickly. Meeting arranged for a couple of hours later. From her profile she seems to split her time from the Heathrow area to around Tower Hill. I saw her when she was at Tower Hill and the hotel was very easy to find, being close to both the Tube and mainline Fenchurch St. Parking looks like it could be a nightmare (unless the hotel has a car park that I didn’t see) so probably best to go public transport, as I did. It’s a very short walk and, fortunately for me, my usual fuckwittery in finding where my punts are situated didn’t kick in (usually leaving me wandering about in an embarrassed and suspicious fashion debating if I should give the girl a call and reveal my utter dickishness to get her to give me minute by minute directions) and I was soon at the correct place. Brooke had also given a description of the hotel foyer and where the hidden lifts were situated, so I was able to breeze past reception as they tackled others who looked unsure of where they were. I zipped around a corner and through an open lift door, but my punt fuckwittery was not to let me escape, for in my haste to clear reception and into said lift, I succeeded in careering into an elderly female American tourist exiting, whom I knocked flat. Helping her to her feet and apologising profusely, the lift doors closed on us and began to ascend. Fortunately she found it rather funny, but I had to partake in arse-clenching small talk, grinning like a loon, until the lift arrived at floor it had been called to, past where I needed to get off,  where a family got on and I escaped to let them all return to the ground floor. Caught another lift back down.

Finally arrived at the room where Brooke awaited with little MrDizzy all of a quiver in anticipation of those knockers and great arse (I assume that’s what it was, unless I’ve developed a previously unknown kink for the accosting the elderly in confined spaces). I knocked, the door opened and I stepped inside.
And indeed a surprise awaited me. As others have mentioned in previous reviews, Brooke has a fantastic body – it’s just her face doesn’t fit with it. It’s not that she’s grotesque or totally unappealing, it’s just looks as though her features and bod are from two different people. You can see why her face isn’t in her photos. The best way I can describe her is having the figure of Jessica Rabbit with the face of Miss Piggy. That may sound a bit cruel, and I’m certainly no oil painting (and to be honest the only fucking of a muppet that afternoon was going to be done by her) but if you’re not prepared for it, it is a bit of a shock. Her nose is quite wide and squashed and her face is very round. It doesn’t sound like much, and it isn’t that off-putting when things get going, it’s just very unexpected when you’ve created an image from what her lovely, hourglass figure appears like in her profile.
Anyhow, she came across quite friendly, I’d already settled on £150 for the hour and those jubblies and arse did look great so I went ahead.

The punt itself
And I was very pleased I did. She takes a little time to “warm up” and seems to prefer not to take the lead, as after exiting the shower she was laying on the bed where I joined her and after a brief hiatus she stated “Well, what shall we do?”. Not much of the “flirty banter” she advertises on her profile, at least not to begin with.  But she appears very accommodating to direction and although my tastes are a bit vanilla, I got the impression she’d be more than happy with going much further than my requirements. Got underway with some FK and then onto some lovely tit-play; RO which got some pleasant reactions, following which she declared, “my turn” and got down to some excellent, sloppy OWO which went quite deep. 69, tit-fucking, then at her suggestion on with the raincoat and into CG with those tits in my face, reverse CG (great view of her arse), mish and took a good pounding in doggy, finishing in the mac. Made lots of responsive noises throughout (no doubt faked, but quite convincing) and gave the impression she’d enjoyed herself as much as I had.

Friendly, flirty, chat afterwards where her Essex background can be heard in her accent and I would’ve been up for a second round if I hadn’t had somewhere else to be and I’d used up my time savouring those delightful tits. Overall I’ve rated this as a positive as I got out of it exactly what I was after – a decent time with a big-titted SP who provides a good, enthusiastic service. The whole peculiar face issue was soon forgotten when those tits were unleashed, I’d got my own face buried in her minge and my cock down her throat. I’ve since noticed that others have felt she might be a bit of a clockwatcher and although I didn’t feel that at the time, it was she who initiated the putting on of the rubber and into the fucking, but I could just be reading too much into that and am being influenced by others, post punt.

Brooke is certainly worth seeing if you lust after big tittage, like curves on blondes or would enjoy the almost stereotypical “Essex bird” persona she gives off. I found her services are very satisfying and if you can get past the initial mismatch of face and body, you may well enjoy time with her.
Would I visit again? Yes. But now I’ve scratched the Brooke itch, it probably would only be as a back-up if another set of big knockers was unavailable. Nonetheless, still an enjoyable experience.


Offline Mentalist

Fun and fact filled review. Shame about the face!

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Cheers for the post as I've been hesitating with her for too long. Does her face really knock you back that much?

Offline maestro lovo

Seems shes only doing cam now, hopefully she comes back  :angelgirl
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Seems shes only doing cam now, hopefully she comes back  :angelgirl
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She has been AW camming a long while now - at least last year.
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Offline maestro lovo

She has been AW camming a long while now - at least last year.

Oh I know that, was speaking about escorting..her rates and prefrences have switched to only camming

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Oh I know that, was speaking about escorting..her rates and prefrences have switched to only camming

Thanks for clarifying. Personally, I thought she was still escorting because many AW cammer often changes this on their profile when camming. Maybe they are
tired of people - like me  :P - asking, 'When can we meet?'  ;)
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Offline JohnnyScars

Looks like this girl is back, her recent AW reviews (they started again in March) seem to suggest as much. Sent her an e-mail and waiting for confirmation.

Offline Fully Sated

Looks like this girl is back, her recent AW reviews (they started again in March) seem to suggest as much. Sent her an e-mail and waiting for confirmation.

Her profile is currently being accessed from Italy and there are no escorting - in call/out call rates displayed, but you could be right Johnny Scars.

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Offline Alackofambition5

Looks like this girl is back, her recent AW reviews (they started again in March) seem to suggest as much. Sent her an e-mail and waiting for confirmation.

Good luck with a reply, I've messaged 3 times without one since her return.

Offline nyarlathotep

I'm bringing up this thread again, as apparently she reappeared in London offering incalls.
I read many comments about her not being so good looking in face.
She has posted today on Snapchat some content that shows her face (even if with a bit of those stupid filters that add puppy's nose/hear)
Obviously I do not want to share the image here publicly.
@MrDizzy
Would you (or anyone else who has met her) be available to check in private, and say if that is really how she looks in face (as from Snapchat it doesn't look so terrible)

I don't want to break any forum policy with this request, so if that was the case, just let the me know, and I take it back :)
 

Offline Ladeeda

I'm bringing up this thread again, as apparently she reappeared in London offering incalls.
I read many comments about her not being so good looking in face.
She has posted today on Snapchat some content that shows her face (even if with a bit of those stupid filters that add puppy's nose/hear)
Obviously I do not want to share the image here publicly.
@MrDizzy
Would you (or anyone else who has met her) be available to check in private, and say if that is really how she looks in face (as from Snapchat it doesn't look so terrible)

I don't want to break any forum policy with this request, so if that was the case, just let the me know, and I take it back :)

I've seen her a couple of years back - feel free to send pic and I'll confirm.

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I'm bringing up this thread again, as apparently she reappeared in London offering incalls.
I read many comments about her not being so good looking in face.
She has posted today on Snapchat some content that shows her face (even if with a bit of those stupid filters that add puppy's nose/hear)
Obviously I do not want to share the image here publicly.
@MrDizzy
Would you (or anyone else who has met her) be available to check in private, and say if that is really how she looks in face (as from Snapchat it doesn't look so terrible)

I don't want to break any forum policy with this request, so if that was the case, just let the me know, and I take it back :)

I saw her just before she left and honestly, the face isnt as bad as people make out. Her body is definitely worth it.
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I saw her just before she left and honestly, the face isnt as bad as people make out. Her body is definitely worth it.

I think the issue with the face is the positioning of the nose, it's almost as if she may have broken it in childhood. Perhaps the closest description I can think of is almost a Steve Bruce nose, so the nose knocks the aesthetic symmetry of the overall face which is not too bad IMHO

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Offline BillGoldberg

I saw her just before she left and honestly, the face isnt as bad as people make out. Her body is definitely worth it.

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Face isnt that bad at all, she isnt a great beauty but she isn't a beast either.

She's just quite a plain looking girl, not ugly, not beauiful, just average
But that body is extraordinary, and those all natural tits are udderly magnificent, the biggest I've ever experienced and they absolutely don't disappoint.

At her £rate, in London, if you're a big natural tit chaser, and I mean truly huge all naturals, not those pretenders who try to pass of d cups as 'massive' then she is a must see.

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But that body is extraordinary, and those all natural tits are udderly magnificent, the biggest I've ever experienced and they absolutely don't disappoint.

At her £rate, in London, if you're a big natural tit chaser, and I mean truly huge all naturals, not those pretenders who try to pass of d cups as 'massive' then she is a must see.

Strange that you should say that I did not think she was that large an EE size and not Eastern European  :P
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Just my thoughts  :unknown:

That's a bit of putting  :lol:

But as you say about the nose, in the snapchat pic it's partially covered by the filter overlay, so you cannot really say

Offline BillGoldberg

Strange that you should say that I did not think she was that large an EE size and not Eastern European  :P

I'd have to respectfully disagree PP, at least when I saw her which was, admittedly, several years ago now, her tits were genuinely massive. I'd estimate an easy G cup, at the very least, very full, very meaty, heavy, gravity defying yet clearly natural tits.

Maybe she had a reduction since then or lost weight  :unknown:

Offline Ratchet25

I saw her several years ago and although there is a mismatch between the face and the body she was a good punt.  This is because the body had you thinking of Pamela Anderson or some Essex hottie. The difference is that her boobs are natural and she lets you play with them.  Not some silicone hard boobs. IMO you can’t beat naturals even when soft and squidgy. She was very friendly and willing to lick balls, etc to make you feel good.