Had Brooke on my HL for a while, but had dithered on seeing her as she seems to have a bit of a mixed bag of reviews. But I’m a sucker (literally and figuratively) for a set of extremely large jubblies and the photos of her body have always got little MrDizzy in a bit of a palaver.
So, when the urge came upon me and I saw Brooke was available and not too far from where I was that afternoon, I decided to give it a go.
External Link/Members Only External Link/Members OnlyTo begin withComms were simple and straightforward and everything responded to very quickly. Meeting arranged for a couple of hours later. From her profile she seems to split her time from the Heathrow area to around Tower Hill. I saw her when she was at Tower Hill and the hotel was very easy to find, being close to both the Tube and mainline Fenchurch St. Parking looks like it could be a nightmare (unless the hotel has a car park that I didn’t see) so probably best to go public transport, as I did. It’s a very short walk and, fortunately for me, my usual fuckwittery in finding where my punts are situated didn’t kick in (
usually leaving me wandering about in an embarrassed and suspicious fashion debating if I should give the girl a call and reveal my utter dickishness to get her to give me minute by minute directions) and I was soon at the correct place. Brooke had also given a description of the hotel foyer and where the hidden lifts were situated, so I was able to breeze past reception as they tackled others who looked unsure of where they were. I zipped around a corner and through an open lift door, but my punt fuckwittery was not to let me escape, for in my haste to clear reception and into said lift, I succeeded in careering into an elderly female American tourist exiting, whom I knocked flat. Helping her to her feet and apologising profusely, the lift doors closed on us and began to ascend. Fortunately she found it rather funny, but I had to partake in arse-clenching small talk, grinning like a loon, until the lift arrived at floor it had been called to, past where I needed to get off, where a family got on and I escaped to let them all return to the ground floor. Caught another lift back down.
Finally arrived at the room where Brooke awaited with little MrDizzy all of a quiver in anticipation of those knockers and great arse (
I assume that’s what it was, unless I’ve developed a previously unknown kink for the accosting the elderly in confined spaces). I knocked, the door opened and I stepped inside.
And indeed a surprise awaited me. As others have mentioned in previous reviews, Brooke has a fantastic body – it’s just her face doesn’t fit with it. It’s not that she’s grotesque or totally unappealing, it’s just looks as though her features and bod are from two different people. You can see why her face isn’t in her photos. The best way I can describe her is having the figure of Jessica Rabbit with the face of Miss Piggy. That may sound a bit cruel, and I’m certainly no oil painting (
and to be honest the only fucking of a muppet that afternoon was going to be done by her) but if you’re not prepared for it, it is a bit of a shock. Her nose is quite wide and squashed and her face is very round. It doesn’t sound like much, and it isn’t that off-putting when things get going, it’s just very unexpected when you’ve created an image from what her lovely, hourglass figure appears like in her profile.
Anyhow, she came across quite friendly, I’d already settled on £150 for the hour and those jubblies and arse did look great so I went ahead.
The punt itselfAnd I was very pleased I did. She takes a little time to “warm up” and seems to prefer not to take the lead, as after exiting the shower she was laying on the bed where I joined her and after a brief hiatus she stated “Well, what shall we do?”. Not much of the “flirty banter” she advertises on her profile, at least not to begin with. But she appears very accommodating to direction and although my tastes are a bit vanilla, I got the impression she’d be more than happy with going much further than my requirements. Got underway with some FK and then onto some lovely tit-play; RO which got some pleasant reactions, following which she declared, “my turn” and got down to some excellent, sloppy OWO which went quite deep. 69, tit-fucking, then at her suggestion on with the raincoat and into CG with those tits in my face, reverse CG (great view of her arse), mish and took a good pounding in doggy, finishing in the mac. Made lots of responsive noises throughout (no doubt faked, but quite convincing) and gave the impression she’d enjoyed herself as much as I had.
Friendly, flirty, chat afterwards where her Essex background can be heard in her accent and I would’ve been up for a second round if I hadn’t had somewhere else to be and I’d used up my time savouring those delightful tits. Overall I’ve rated this as a positive as I got out of it exactly what I was after – a decent time with a big-titted SP who provides a good, enthusiastic service. The whole peculiar face issue was soon forgotten when those tits were unleashed, I’d got my own face buried in her minge and my cock down her throat. I’ve since noticed that others have felt she might be a bit of a clockwatcher and although I didn’t feel that at the time, it was she who initiated the putting on of the rubber and into the fucking, but I could just be reading too much into that and am being influenced by others, post punt.
Brooke is certainly worth seeing if you lust after big tittage, like curves on blondes or would enjoy the almost stereotypical “Essex bird” persona she gives off. I found her services are very satisfying and if you can get past the initial mismatch of face and body, you may well enjoy time with her.
Would I visit again? Yes. But now I’ve scratched the Brooke itch, it probably would only be as a back-up if another set of big knockers was unavailable. Nonetheless, still an enjoyable experience.