Author Topic: SensualSizzlinShorty- Winchester  (Read 2217 times)


2 review(s) for BritishSensualShorty (1 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by lewishamguy]

Offline aronteo

Saw her a short while ago; saw that there have been mixed messages about her, so this is my review.


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Comms: quite good - contacted her via AW and then via text. A bit of confusion generated by the fact that she first agreed to one time, and then changed it (I was suspicious as she told me she was going to be in an hotel, and time first agreed did not match the usual check-in time). Anyway, she responded to messages quite promptly.

Location: Hotel right in the middle of Winchester. Honestly, location could not have been any worst, as Winchester is a nightmare for parking. Aware of this, I factored extra time into account . Plus, do remember to bring coins (not a chance to use a card to pay for parking).
I texted her 5 minutes before the start of the booking, and she told me she needed time to freshen up. Fine I guess, but booking started with 15 minutes of delay (and that honestly annoyed me a bit).
Once I reached the room, there was no apology. The room was good and clean.

Looks:  Face: ok, but does not look as fresh/pretty as per her pictures. She was wearing heavy make up. Blond hair shoulder height. I would say 6/10.

Body: 5.4ish tall, and she is definitely plumper than her pics (especially on her stomach), but by no means fat. Also her legs/bottom  did not look as streamlined as in the pics. What really disappointed me was her skin - I decided to make a booking due to the first pic appearing on her AW page, where she seems to have a very smooth/soft skin (which I love). Well, quite to the contrary her skin was not very smooth at all.
Overall, 5.5/10.

Attitude: she was a bit scatty but not unpleasant - she went straight to DFK (as mentioned by the previous review), sucking  also my lips in a strange way (and that gave me the feeling of being a bit fake/forced - major turn off for me). She started immediately working with her hands on my low parts, but yet again the feeling I had was that everything was rushed and hurried. She was also at times mumbling/singing kind of nervously to the music in the background (which I  found very annoying).
At that point, I was about to walk out, but decided to have a shower and start the action.

Services: as per her profile page (and previous review). Reverse CG seems to be her favourite position, and we spent a great deal of time doing that. Before, decent BJ, and after some doggy to completion. She seemed responsive (but yet again, in a kind of fake way) - she was clean.

I got cleaned up, and got the feeling I was rushed out (despite we were well within the hour and started 15 minutes late).

Overall, a neutral for me, and I would not come back.

Now, I always tend to interpret things from both sides, taking into account also the SP perspective; maybe she did not like me (which is fair enough, I do not like me either… :rolleyes:  ). For sure we did not click.

I really did not have a nice punt in ages - I know that I promised to upload reviews, but they are all negative/neutral   :thumbsdown:. To be honest with all of you, I am starting to think that maybe it’s me, and perhaps I am tired and should retire from punting……, I don’t know. But, for sure, I have enough punting experience (and have had fantastic punts in the past) to recognise a great punt, and this simply wasn’t one of them.  :hi:

Offline timsussex

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As always your review your rating but I must say a neutral is a bit generous

Changed time then late, a bit unlike pics and a far from perfect service

Just to clarify how long were you actually in the room ? (including the shower)

Offline aronteo

To be honest, you are not wrong - I would say it is a neutral/borderline negative. For avoidance of doubts, it is the girl in the pics, but I think some of the pictures are old and probably were taken when she was in her early twenties.

She is now in her late twenties/early thirties imo.

As for your question, I was there for pretty much 40 minutes (shower included). I left anyway as  round 2 was not in the cards. Even if her profile is relatively new, my overall feeling is that she has been around the block for quite a while.


Offline Punterenas

Hi Aronteo
Sorry the punting gods don't appear to be with you at the moment.
I just saw Shorty based on the first review but my experience was very similar to yours.
Comms were good and her attitude was great for the first 40 minutes then she starts complaining she wants a smoke before her next booking so I was back in the car after 45 minutes. I would probably have given it a neutral too tbh.

Offline aronteo

 Hi Punterenas,

Thank you for sharing your experience - yes, punting gods have abandoned me... :(

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That is an excellent review - Cheers  :hi:

She is firmly off my H/L.  :thumbsdown:

Maybe just take a break for a while - It certainly helped me.

Offline aronteo

Thank you DrConners. Yes, thinking about taking a break from punting over the summer.

Will post a few more reviews in the following days - not great experiences but maybe could be helpful to others. After being a leech for quite a while, it is now my time to give something back to the community.   :hi:

Offline cakerusk

Thanks for the review and Sorry for it was not an enjoyable session for you and i feel bad for 2 of you fellow punter had a bad experience,most likely my positive review being directly responsible. But saying that i stand on my ground for what my experience was.

As we all know YMMV but reading your review, it was completely different than my experience and what i felt.
I was thinking of giving her a second visit but seems like i have to pass it.

.....But will update you all if my dick gets incharge and takes me that way on some desperate days!!!

Offline aronteo

Thanks for the review and Sorry for it was not an enjoyable session for you and i feel bad for 2 of you fellow punter had a bad experience,most likely my positive review being directly responsible. But saying that i stand on my ground for what my experience was.

As we all know YMMV but reading your review, it was completely different than my experience and what i felt.
I was thinking of giving her a second visit but seems like i have to pass it.


.....But will update you all if my dick gets incharge and takes me that way on some desperate days!!!

Please don't be sorry - not your fault at all! I am pleased that you had a nice experience with her. Ultimately, it is a subjective exercise, and it is  a matter of 'clicking' with another person, individual moods,  psychical attraction etc.

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Hi Aronteo, Thanks for the great and honest review.  :drinks:
I must admit I was almost tempted recently when she was in Pompey as I was increasingly attracted to her looks in this sweaty weather.

But the difference between her front page profile make up pics and the experience you had has put me off.
I did wonder as her looks on her gallery pics and her front profile pics do show quite a difference.
You have probably seen the pictures of some P*rn stars before and after makeup. I am sure some stars look great naturally. But these ones didn't.
In Pompey, Its the difference between picking up a girl from Scandals (defunct) at the end of the evenning and getting lucky at Tiger Tiger at the beginning of the evenning.
Matured Pompey bred guys will understand that.. :)   (me showing my age)

For your punt, For me, the sh1t town parking and in this weather...I bet it was boiling, set up a bad meet....then... The thing that has put me off is she didn't appear to make sure your needs were met at all in the meeting which ran short.
Damn...Off my HL I guess.

I tend to view punting as both a tick box collection exercise but becoming more important is the non conveyor belt aspect to it.
Before i knew about UKP, I had early punts that were exactly these... converyor belts. I didnt know that at the time. I dont want these anymore.
Perhaps these should fall into the 30mins bookings category. You pay less, you get yourself sorted. (hopefully)... and done.
...Your sexual energy is restored.

And there's the other category, is you meet a WG who clicks so well, you want to see again.
Now that takes a lot of luck and UKP reviews provide a good range of bait to go fishing with.
Some AW reviews (buyer beware) reveal this. For me, I wonder if there is something I would like there too.
Of course, whats good for one punter is not ncessarily anything relateed to another, but there is a posibility.
So, If there were no more WG on this category, that would be me done from punting as well.

Looking at AW recently for pompey, there are a huge list of new 0 rating WG and WG's who's review count never change.
I did try booking one of the latter. The meeting just could not be agreed... and the comms went backwards and forward for hours. God that pissed my balls off.
Needless to say, I knew then why that particular WG's count did't change. I went straight to try and book other WGs, which where prompt responses but no agreements so I settled for a massage meet which I reviewed.

For me so far, punting is certainly all about fishing and you can improve your chances of a hit by studying form.
Can this be solved.. or should it be solved ? Well it might take some of the excitement out of it, if it did but thank heavens for honest UKP reviews and UKP itself. !!
I dont have infinite paperwork or jizz so like us all, I am trying to choose as carefully as I can. :wacko:
I have sought the massage places recently to see how this arena works.... and I am seeing the same things there too !

So for me, why do it. For the moment I continue to do it, as my balls tend to win the arguments with my brain...but only just.
Thankyou so much for a honest review again. (brain says....take that 'balls')

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Offline hants1234

Shame as she looks good in her photos and definitely my type!

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Shame as she looks good in her photos and definitely my type!

False advertising is still false advertising  :unknown: