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Offline Cornish sub

LOL. My suggestion for shopping was to someone who pays a prossie her price for sex in order to not have sex with her but instead to just give him a handjob, Oral and FK … and who also hires dominatrix to beat him. But each to their own.
And there was me thinking we were actually paying for their time, and what happens in that time is between 2 consenting adults, be that sex, handjobs, oral, or indeed, being beaten. Like you say, each to their own. Btw, I think LOL is frowned on on this site as being a bit girly. But each to her own.

Offline Jason

And there was me thinking we were actually paying for their time, and what happens in that time is between 2 consenting adults, be that sex, handjobs, oral, or indeed, being beaten. Like you say, each to their own. Btw, I think LOL is frowned on on this site as being a bit girly. But each to her own.

Look if you want to counterattack at least try to make a valid statement.Escorts are paid for their time, prossies for sex. As for “LOL” enlighten yourself: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOL

Offline Cornish sub

Look if you want to counterattack at least try to make a valid statement. Escorts are paid for their time, prossies for sex. As for “LOL” enlighten yourself: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOL
I DID make a valid statement. Your statement, though, saying escorts are paid for their time, prostitutes for sex, apart from being juvenile, ISN'T valid because they are both terms for the same profession/occupation/service. And although sex is offered by escorts/prostitutes, it's not compulsory. As for enlightening myself about 'LOL', I've no need to. I'm fully aware that it's looked on as a trifle effeminate on this site. Still, if you're a closet tranny or something, you're excused. Carry on lolling to your little heart's content, sweetie.

Offline Jason

I DID make a valid statement. Your statement, though, saying escorts are paid for their time, prostitutes for sex, apart from being juvenile, ISN'T valid because they are both terms for the same profession/occupation/service. And although sex is offered by escorts/prostitutes, it's not compulsory. As for enlightening myself about 'LOL', I've no need to. I'm fully aware that it's looked on as a trifle effeminate on this site. Still, if you're a closet tranny or something, you're excused. Carry on lolling to your little heart's content, sweetie.

Ok “real” man. Keep paying prossies to not have sex with them and f*ck your a*se with strapon. We had already plenty of fluffies in this forum, now we have sick submissive gays who judge the manhood of others from the use of internet slags. I see. Anyway I won’t argue with you anymore. I will instead apply the quote of Greg King: “Don’t argue with idiots because they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience”.  :hi:

Offline broksonic

So what if cornishsub had extra time than he paid for . Seems to me people are jealous
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He just took her up on her offer


Offline Strawberry

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And there was me thinking we were actually paying for their time, and what happens in that time is between 2 consenting adults, be that sex, handjobs, oral, or indeed, being beaten. Like you say, each to their own. Btw, I think LOL is frowned on on this site as being a bit girly. But each to her own.
The sex is being sold in units of time, quite a few punters do not have intercourse through choice or their own physical limitations. They can still experience sexual pleasure, and climax but might not be able to stay hard enough, long enough for intercourse, or it'll be minimal and the numbers are high enough that I bet there'll be others on this forum here who are just the same. Some of these get their kicks from the sort of things Cornish Sub has described. Many men are sensitive about their sexual capabilities, feeling inadequate if they can't create some sort of porn-star like stud performance.

Offline Cornish sub

Ok “real” man. Keep paying prossies to not have sex with them and f*ck your a*se with strapon. We had already plenty of fluffies in this forum, now we have sick submissive gays who judge the manhood of others from the use of internet slags. I see. Anyway I won’t argue with you anymore. I will instead apply the quote of Greg King: “Don’t argue with idiots because they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience”.
It takes a brave little girly to admit defeat, so well done you.

Offline Jimmyredcab

I DID make a valid statement. Your statement, though, saying escorts are paid for their time, prostitutes for sex.

I am slightly confused  :crazy: :crazy:

Escorts ARE prostitutes, nothing more, nothing less.     :hi:

Offline Cornish sub

He just took her up on her offer
You really are losing your touch, James. You used to be so aggressive, so cutting, now you're just coming across as a tad jaded and desperate to try to raise a laugh. What happened to the James of old, the one who used to sneer, look down on and try to belittle anyone and everyone, the one who used to insert a 'cunt' or a   :dash: into virtually every post? Come on, let's have a reminder of the James of old.

Offline Cornish sub

The sex is being sold in units of time, quite a few punters do not have intercourse through choice or their own physical limitations. They can still experience sexual pleasure, and climax but might not be able to stay hard enough, long enough for intercourse, or it'll be minimal and the numbers are high enough that I bet there'll be others on this forum here who are just the same. Some of these get their kicks from the sort of things Cornish Sub has described. Many men are sensitive about their sexual capabilities, feeling inadequate if they can't create some sort of porn-star like stud performance.
Too true, Strawberry. My orgasms through hr by an escort are just as powerful as any I've had in the past with civvy gfs.

Offline Cornish sub


Escorts ARE prostitutes, nothing more, nothing less.
Exactly. Which is the point I made to Jason in the rest of my post which you've quoted from, as he seemed to think there was a difference.

Offline Jimmyredcab

Exactly. Which is the point I made to Jason in the rest of my post which you've quoted from, as he seemed to think there was a difference.

Some pro$$ies will say you are paying for their time because they think it is a legal loophole ----------- however being a prostitute is not illegal in this country.    :hi:

If an Escort agency tried to use that defense in court they would come severely unstuck.   

Online James999

You really are losing your touch, James. You used to be so aggressive, so cutting, now you're just coming across as a tad jaded and desperate to try to raise a laugh. What happened to the James of old, the one who used to sneer, look down on and try to belittle anyone and everyone, the one who used to insert a 'cunt' or a   :dash: into virtually every post? Come on, let's have a reminder of the James of old.

No good trying to get freebie abuse out of me, you may like abuse and pay pro$$ies for it, and some may even deliver the extra hour for free, but some of us don't fall for such tricks, get your abuse elsewhere  :sarcastic:

Online James999

Some pro$$ies will say you are paying for their time because they think it is a legal loophole ----------- however being a prostitute is not illegal in this country.   

I doubt most pro$$ies think that deep, they just read it on another profile and copied it because the like the sound of it, a bit like the crap about not answering witheld numbers, not reducing price, regular clinic visits, 2 clients a day, its all bollocks  :music:

Offline Cornish sub

I remember another time I had an overrun on a booking. It was with our very own Ladyofthemansion, but the overrun was actually at the start of the booking. I know that doesn't make sense, but it was because I picked her up for an outcall to my place and she'd failed to mention she was a nervous passenger. Nervous?!!! Talk about understatement; I was down to 50mph on a dual carriageway, and that was still too fast. As for any slight curves in the road. Well put it this way, I still have her finger imprints in the dashboard from where she clung on for dear life. When we got to my place she was such a wreck that she had to calm down for half an hour before doing what she'd gone there for, hence the overrun at the start that I mentioned earlier. Was a fucking awesome massage and hand relief though, so well worth the stress and trauma of the journey. Of course, I then had to take her home again - cue more dashboard clutching.

Offline Strawberry

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My definition of Escort when I use the word is 'prostitute who works indoors, by appointment'. Many people see prostitute as someone working on the streets, escort as something more glamorous and that's up to them so long as they aren't conning themselves, street worker, parlour worker, escort we all sell sex, just have slightly different ways of doing and arranging that.

Offline Strawberry

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I remember another time I had an overrun on a booking. It was with our very own Ladyofthemansion, but the overrun was actually at the start of the booking. I know that doesn't make sense, but it was because I picked her up for an outcall to my place and she'd failed to mention she was a nervous passenger. Nervous?!!! Talk about understatement; I was down to 50mph on a dual carriageway, and that was still too fast. As for any slight curves in the road. Well put it this way, I still have her finger imprints in the dashboard from where she clung on for dear life. When we got to my place she was such a wreck that she had to calm down for half an hour before doing what she'd gone there for, hence the overrun at the start that I mentioned earlier. Was a fucking awesome massage and hand relief though, so well worth the stress and trauma of the journey. Of course, I then had to take her home again - cue more dashboard clutching.

Don't you mean you are a scary driver? ;)

Online James999

Don't you mean you are a scary driver?

So now we know he's a nice guy and a fast driver, I bet his PM box is alight with pro$$ies desperate for a meet  :music:

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So now we know he's a nice guy and a fast driver, I bet his PM box is alight with pro$$ies desperate for a meet  :music:

He's also some sort of cross between a pasty and a sandwich.

Online James999

Is that some reference to you wanting to be the jam in his sandwich, if not I have no idea what you're on about  :music:

Offline ladyofthemansion

Sorry. Your driving was bloody awful lol. I can say lol as I'm female lol. You kept removing your hands from the steering wheel. You are nice though. Xxx

Online James999

Sorry. Your driving was bloody awful lol. I can say lol as I'm female lol. You kept removing your hands from the steering wheel.

Perhaps he was trying to push you over to the other side of the car so he could reach the controls  :crazy:

Oh and just to clarify for those of you who think that it was a further hour of sex it wasn't  Cornish Sub paid for 1hour of my time including   The rest of the appointment time was chatting and me giving him a massage ect   because it was my choice as i wasn't in a hurry  I  was going home the next day   

So what if i spent extra time with a client chatting  is that against the prossie law or something  How i work is entirely up to me
Escorts seems to get slated if we throw you out on time or under time or get slated if we go over time  so cant really fucking win  its seems
  If i get on with someone and I'm  not in a hurry then generally  I  have no probs in spending a bit of extra time chatting ect be it 10mins or 20mins  extra  They aren't going to be shagging me or getting blow job in this time i can assure you but   its my business and if i want to spend time ( my time i hasten to add ) with someone then thats up to me 

But I'm not doing a buy one get one free or giving away a further hour of free sex either

That's why your on my hotlist. Spell it out loud and clear and you know where you stand.

Just gotta get a winning football bet and I'm all yours... :P

Online James999

Just gotta get a winning football bet and I'm all yours...

I bet she's dripping onto the floor in anticipation  :vomit:


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