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Online Jimmyredcab

Just saw this on another well known forum, a new member with just 13 posts under his belt ---

"Am I just lucky or do other guys who see indies find that they are very generous with their time? Half hour appointments turn into 1hr ones and 1hr appts turn into 90 min appts.

Its great, cracking value for money."


What planet is he living on, clearly not this one.   :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Bet he's got a 12 inch knob as well.   ;)

no he writes in his sleep ....

Online Jimmyredcab

On my last one hour punt I was prompted to put on the condom after 30 minutes, 20 minutes later I was driving home ------------ but then I live in the real world. ;) ;)

Offline Shade

Most of the time I've had the full amount of time that I've paid for (I complain if I don't), but the only times I've gone over time is when the sex has ended and it's been strictly conversational. This used to happen from time to time at Giggles, but the girl admitted that it was partially because she really didn't like the maid (not Kat, I should stress) and would much prefer chatting to me until her next appointment.

Online Jimmyredcab

Most of the time I've had the full amount of time that I've paid for (I complain if I don't), but the only times I've gone over time is when the sex has ended and it's been strictly conversational. This used to happen from time to time at Giggles, but the girl admitted that it was partially because she really didn't like the maid (not Kat, I should stress) and would much prefer chatting to me until her next appointment.

Ah ---- Giggles, I have had many good punts there.
Rare to run over time though, normally there would be another punter waiting for their turn.  :P

Offline oconnor

Most of my punts runneth over :)

Online Jimmyredcab

Most of my punts runneth over :)

Hmmmm ------------- but is that with the blessing of the girl or do you simply push your luck.?????????? :rolleyes:

Offline Jacob

He seems very 'lucky'. I think his watch must be running fast or he's Punting whilst in orbit around a planet.

However, I have had Punts run over a fair bit mostly chatting and/or a fag or two afters but on occasion more the business end of things so it's not out of the question in my experience. I don't intend to ever take the piss but did genuinely forget the time and so apparently did the girl on one particular Punt that I remember quite fondly.  :music: (and no she didn't ask for a tip).

Offline softlad

Most of my punts runneth over :)

It's the other way around for me lately, I can't get away quick enough..... :scare:   :(   :cry:

Offline smiths

He seems very 'lucky'. I think his watch must be running fast or he's Punting whilst in orbit around a planet.

However, I have had Punts run over a fair bit mostly chatting and/or a fag or two afters but on occasion more the business end of things so it's not out of the question in my experience. I don't intend to ever take the piss but did genuinely forget the time and so apparently did the girl on one particular Punt that I remember quite fondly.  :music: (and no she didn't ask for a tip).

Extraordinarily lucky as i told him. As i said there its been with regulars when it has overran. Its also rare when one of my punts finishes early, there is always something i find to do. :D

Offline Fatbrian

most of my punts are on time with a fair number running over by 5 mins or so.

However my experience of 1 hour bookings with escort agencies or independents has often lead to significant over runs some between 20-30 mins of extra time. I put it down to good luck but never expect it.

Conversely it has only happened a couple of times where I have been short timed in a room by 5 mins or. This could be that I research the punts before hand so end up seeing girls with good reputations and parlours/agencies with good track records. So i cut the odds of being shot timed.

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 This could be that I research the punts before hand so end up seeing girls with good reputations and parlours/agencies with good track records. So i cut the odds of being shot timed.

Research is only half the battle ------------- some guys never give a negative report, you still need a fair amount of luck. :drinks:

Offline Fatbrian

Research is only half the battle ------------- some guys never give a negative report, you still need a fair amount of luck. :drinks:

This is true, have no fear though, if it was good, I'll say it was good, if it was shite, I'll say it was shite, if it was average i'll say that as well.

I know the Manchester scene well though and can usually avoid the poor punts. For instance a girl at TWL caught my eye called Fiona


http://www.buntysmassage.co.uk/fiona.php#girl 


 I put up a post on another forum, got some poor feedback and then some defense etc. But I can tell exactly what sort of girl she is going to be. Pretty, will be all smiles outside the room then you;ll go through and it'll totally different and She'll give poor service.

so instead I went and saw little Amy who I last saw about 9 months ago (report posted up) had a fab time  got around 40 mins in the room for a 30 min punt. where as if I'd gone to see Fiona, It'd have been crap and I'd have been out inside 25 mins.

Offline oconnor

Hmmmm ------------- but is that with the blessing of the girl or do you simply push your luck.?????????? :rolleyes:

Maybe it's because I'm a nice guy?   

Online Jimmyredcab

Maybe it's because I'm a nice guy?   

Yes, well you would say that I suppose.  :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Offline oconnor

The thing here is, I respect everyone in life whether they be a prossie, or anyone else.  I pay for a service, and I get good service because I am clean and respectful and an all round good egg :D

I do not consider prossies to be sub human, nor do I care a jot about what is going on in their real lives.  If they are on benefits and not paying tax, I don't give a rats arse as long as they give me good service.

When the day arrives that I start playing psychologist, or 'know it all' about the life of 'the prossie', then I will have reached the point where I could not punt any more.  I doubt that will happen, but if it does, then I'll find something else to do.

I am not interested in other people's lives unless they are directly involved with me in some way, and I pay prossies not to get involved with me ta.

In the time I have been punting, I have never been asked to leave and that is the truth.

Online Jimmyredcab

The thing here is, I respect everyone in life whether they be a prossie, or anyone else.  I pay for a service, and I get good service because I am clean and respectful and an all round good egg :D

I don't know how long you have been punting but your comments suggest you are relatively new to this business ---------- sooner or later you will learn that being a "nice guy" does not guarantee a good service. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Offline Strawberry

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Just saw this on another well known forum, a new member with just 13 posts under his belt ---

"Am I just lucky or do other guys who see indies find that they are very generous with their time? Half hour appointments turn into 1hr ones and 1hr appts turn into 90 min appts.

Its great, cracking value for money."


What planet is he living on, clearly not this one.   :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

This can be possible, and some guys do book half-hour appointments when they really want to stretch it out to a full hour - or at least push the time as much as possible.

Can be easy to lose track if you are relaxed with each other, different strokes for different folks. I don't mind a chat afterwards. Where it goes wrong is when a guy starts to assume he can overrun every time. There will be times when the WG has other things to do, be it another booking or something personal she has slotted into her day. It's also not fair on clients who book and pay for longer sessions, if those with shorter appointments are receiving more or less the same time too.

Online Jimmyredcab

This can be possible, and some guys do book half-hour appointments when they really want to stretch it out to a full hour - or at least push the time as much as possible.

I would call those guys piss takers if they want to pay the 30 minute rate and stay for an hour, more fool you if you stand for it.  :rolleyes:

Offline Strawberry

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Jimmy

It's just something you learn to watch out for. The most difficult is when someone takes their time getting dressed and tries to spin it out an extra half hour asking for extra kisses, cuddles and the like. Telling someone to "Get out now your time is up", followed by pushing them down the stairs throwing clothes after them is hardly GFE. Then again many girlfriends do exhibit such behaviour when splitting up with boyfriends.

There are clients I am happy to indulge with as they are getting ready to leave, however for those instances when it's just not possible I have developed a technique to keep to prevent chaps from being distracted by my charms.

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Jimmy

It's just something you learn to watch out for.

You get piss takers in all walks of life.
I often get people who ask for a fixed price (no meter) --------- but they tell me they want to go to XXXX when they are really going to XXXX which is two miles further on.  :mad:

Offline Strawberry

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You get piss takers in all walks of life.
I often get people who ask for a fixed price (no meter) --------- but they tell me they want to go to XXXX when they are really going to XXXX which is two miles further on.  :mad:

Yes I base my outcalls on travel time, not distance but I'll be asked for a quote to XXXX then find out it's another 15-20 minutes to their place. Or even better I've had guys tell me how quickly I can get to them. I have a pretty good idea how long it takes to drive in a sensible manner to most places in the northwest from here. Had some amazing claims on that score!

Offline oconnor

I have been punting for eight years.  I must be lucky then?

One thing I am not having any luck with is finding a girl to suit my girlfriend.  She is still looking. :dash:

Offline Fannytastico

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One thing I am not having any luck with is finding a girl to suit my girlfriend.  She is still looking. :dash:

Take her to Manchester for the weekend and visit Natasha..nw.  Just say you couldn't find anything suitable nearer home, so started looking for alternatives!  You get your fantasy and a weekend away!


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