I recently met with a Thai girl near Liverpool.
On her profile, she stated that she was a stunning girl with a body to die for...Of which her pictures agreed, bar the face being blurred out.
She also claimed that she is fluent English speaking, well educated and spoken, easy to get along with and able to keep a conversation flowing, loves a massive dick, loves taking it fast and hard and has the best oral skills.
I turned up and knocked on her back door as she had asked me too. She opened the door, didn't say a word, just turned around and lifted part of her silk robe up flashing her arse cheek a french knickers. At first I thought she was just being seductive but it later became apparent that she struggles with English. So there was the first lie of her profile statement.
Anyway, the session went on. I handed her the paperwork and after very little talking, off we were.
She pulled my trousers down and looked rather worried and shocked, maybe because she had realised that I was about to catch on to her second lie, that she couldn't take a large penis like she had said. She tried to hide it by giggling and repeatedly saying 'wow' and 'oh my gosh'.
After about 5 minutes, she reached over and grabbed the condom, something she had not stated she uses for oral.
OWO was actually listed under her likes list on her profile, so I was a bit bemused by this.
She started to work on me with her wide cave like mouth and to be totally honest, it was utter rubbish! I could hardly feel anything and she had no clue what she was doing.
I flew at the chance to get her to stop and allow me to put my oral skills to work...she moaned and groaned like you wouldn't believe.
A short while later, we proceeded. She climbed onto all fours on the bed so we could start. After her profile statement, I expected her to take it like a trooper but how wrong was I?!
I attempted to enter her and she was very wet by this point. As soon as I penetrated, she jumped forward and giggled and wowed again. We tried 2 or 3 times but she wouldn't have it.
I was really cheesed off but hid it from her.
I told her to go on top and get on in her own time and take her time she did!
Once she was on, she slumped forward and just lay on me making very little movement. I brought up her profile comments about how she likes it big, hard and fast but she replied 'never this big'.
I suggested getting some lubricants out to assist and as puzzled as she looked, she agreed.
So after it was applied, she got back on all fours. I entered her and again she struggled but second time she managed it.
We finally got some rhythm going and she screamed 'out'. I though she meant it was time to go but as I pulled out, she squirted everywhere.
She made more fuss about me going back in but again when the rhythm got going...'out' and squirted.
She said she couldn't manage any more and asked if she could finish me by hand. I agreed as in all honesty, I couldn't wait to get out of there!
So to summaries, She spoke very little English, couldn't take a larger penis, couldn't take it hard which ruled out fast and her oral skills were abysmal.
An hour session was booked. I left after 35-40 minutes.
She had some good feedback on her page but now her page has disappeared
Without doubt the worst punt I have ever had.