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Author Topic: My worst punt ever!!  (Read 2743 times)

Offline brad170593

I recently met with a Thai girl near Liverpool.
On her profile, she stated that she was a stunning girl with a body to die for...Of which her pictures agreed, bar the face being blurred out.
She also claimed that she is fluent English speaking, well educated and spoken, easy to get along with and able to keep a conversation flowing, loves a massive dick, loves taking it fast and hard and has the best oral skills.

I turned up and knocked on her back door as she had asked me too. She opened the door, didn't say a word, just turned around and lifted part of her silk robe up flashing her arse cheek a french knickers. At first I thought she was just being seductive but it later became apparent that she struggles with English. So there was the first lie of her profile statement.
Anyway, the session went on. I handed her the paperwork and after very little talking, off we were.

She pulled my trousers down and looked rather worried and shocked, maybe because she had realised that I was about to catch on to her second lie, that she couldn't take a large penis like she had said. She tried to hide it by giggling and repeatedly saying 'wow' and 'oh my gosh'.
After about 5 minutes, she reached over and grabbed the condom, something she had not stated she uses for oral.
OWO was actually listed under her likes list on her profile, so I was a bit bemused by this.
She started to work on me with her wide cave like mouth and to be totally honest, it was utter rubbish! I could hardly feel anything and she had no clue what she was doing.
I flew at the chance to get her to stop and allow me to put my oral skills to work...she moaned and groaned like you wouldn't believe.

A short while later, we proceeded. She climbed onto all fours on the bed so we could start. After her profile statement, I expected her to take it like a trooper but how wrong was I?!
I attempted to enter her and she was very wet by this point. As soon as I penetrated, she jumped forward and giggled and wowed again. We tried 2 or 3 times but she wouldn't have it.
I was really cheesed off but hid it from her.
I told her to go on top and get on in her own time and take her time she did!
Once she was on, she slumped forward and just lay on me making very little movement. I brought up her profile comments about how she likes it big, hard and fast but she replied 'never this big'.
I suggested getting some lubricants out to assist and as puzzled as she looked, she agreed.
So after it was applied, she got back on all fours. I entered her and again she struggled but second time she managed it.
We finally got some rhythm going and she screamed 'out'. I though she meant it was time to go but as I pulled out, she squirted everywhere.
She made more fuss about me going back in but again when the rhythm got going...'out' and squirted.
She said she couldn't manage any more and asked if she could finish me by hand. I agreed as in all honesty, I couldn't wait to get out of there!

So to summaries, She spoke very little English, couldn't take a larger penis, couldn't take it hard which ruled out fast and her oral skills were abysmal.
An hour session was booked. I left after 35-40 minutes.
She had some good feedback on her page but now her page has disappeared  :unknown: :dash:

Without doubt the worst punt I have ever had.  :mad: :thumbsdown:  :angry:

Offline Jvosta

was the whole point of this topic just to brag and make you feel good about yourself?

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Offline Dan 12345

You sure you was putting it in the right hole?

Offline Jamiee92

was the whole point of this topic just to brag and make you feel good about yourself?

Look at me ive got a big cock

Jealousy is a bitch gentleman  :hi:

Offline CBPaul

All of that in 20 minutes ? You're fast !

Keeping to one of points though, I've seen a grand total of 4 oriental WGs, so I'm no connoisseur, but they have all had the most bullshit on their profiles I have come across.

The more a profile rambles on about the best of this that and the other, hard and fast blah blah, the more likely it is to be a load of crap. 

Offline akauya

Without doubt the worst punt I have ever had.  :mad: :thumbsdown:  :angry:

OK so where's the link to her profile? There must be quite a few Thai girls in and around Liverpool.  And why is this not posted in the corresponding section of UKP?

Reviews without links are not worth the pixels on the screen.

Offline Luke

Maybe this should be renamed "my worst post ever!!" :thumbsdown:

Reviews without links are not worth the pixels on the screen.
« Last Edit: December 12, 2013, 02:42:02 PM by Luke »

Offline akauya

Maybe this should be renamed "my worst post ever!!" :thumbsdown:

That's a great idea!  :thumbsup:

Just started a thread too https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=20884.0

Please vote Akauya! You know it makes sense.


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Offline potato

The OP does say that her page has disappeared from AW now so that makes the posting even more stupid.. what's the point of reviewing someone that has already gone.

I had a punt in the 80's somewhere in Notts I think it was, can't remember what she looked like now or her name , but she was crap and I wouldn't recommend her - hope that helps someone some where with a crystal ball  :dash:

Offline jackdaw

I'd be very happy if my worst punt ever was as described in first posting.

Mercifully time has erased the full horror of my worst punt.. but it went along lines of Bulgarian shot putter, who I was 80% sure was a woman..who I upset by spunking too early and messed up her favourite dress… who was further upset when I told her I wanted to cum again.

She proceeded to give me the hand job from hell. I managed to cum by a supreme effort of will, motivated by thought that if I didn't cum and hand job continued another 5 minutes that I'd never see my cock and bollocks again.

Offline sparky13

The OP does say that her page has disappeared from AW now so that makes the posting even more stupid.. what's the point of reviewing someone that has already gone.

I had a punt in the 80's somewhere in Notts I think it was, can't remember what she looked like now or her name , but she was crap and I wouldn't recommend her - hope that helps someone some where with a crystal ball  :dash:

Many thanks!  :lol: :lol: :lol:

Offline seeker

Reads like a" piss take"
What guy writes like that ???
and no link wtf :thumbsdown:

Offline G-Raw

If you really put 170593 at the end of "your name" as a meaning or reference to 17th May, 1993 for your birthday then I would suggest changing it just to be safe.  :lol:

On the other hand, if you think that is a bad punt then you are in for worse.  :scare:

Online Ali Katt

This doesn't sound bad at all, I've read reviews of much worse experiences this week.

Offline Festisio

You probably only think you have a big cock because prossies tell you that.  Pro-tip - they say that to everyone they see.

You probably only think you have a big cock because prossies tell you that.  Pro-tip - they say that to everyone they see.

And there was me thinking . ..

Offline Jvosta

You probably only think you have a big cock because prossies tell you that.  Pro-tip - they say that to everyone they see.

Really?!?!?! ....everyone? Fuck! They never say it to me!  :lol:

Offline DaveMugabe

My question is why is the prossie asking hi to get out every tie she squirted?

Offline daviemac

Brad is supposed to be university educated and he believes everything he reads on a prossie's profile.

 He should change his name to Richard Head

Offline Luke

Akauya - My earlier post was meant for the OP


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