Had a lunchtime punt at this place which I found via their Gumtree ad but they also have a website
External Link/Members Only I called the number but it wasn’t picked up. After a few minutes they texted back, so I called again. Oriental female voice answered, ok English spoken, was told two girls in their 20s were working and a 30 minute massage would cost £25. I rocked up and startled the girl on reception who was about to tuck into her lunch. I got ushered into the room, paid £25, then waited, and waited, and waited. In truth it was about ten minutes before the receptionist returned. Clearly she wanted to wolf some tuck down her. She introduced herself as Wendy.
Looks 5/10 - I should preface this to say oriental ladies are not really my thing. Wendy is probably mid 30s, petite size 8-10, short, bobbed black hair. Seemed to have an ok pair of tits which I only glimpsed when she bent down. Attractive woman but I didn’t really fancy her. I got a glimpse of the other girl working and she was nowhere as attractive as Wendy IMO.
Service 6/10 - at the start I asked about extras, she quoted £20 for HJ, £40 for B2B. I said it was too much but she wouldn’t budge so we just started the massage without agreeing anything. Massage was fair, did that fingertip stuff to get me excited, no CC swipes but short reachunder before turning onto my back. We than had another exchange on extras. I asked if sex was available, she did say she would do a BBBJ (no CIM) for £60, so I settled on a HJ for £20. Wendy poured the warm oil straight not the old boy, no real subtlety to her technique though she allowed my hands up and down her legs (but nowhere near her tits or cunt), and I came soon after. Wendy explained that she would only be there for a week before moving on to somewhere else in England. One assumes the masseuse rota changes frequently.
Car parking 4/5 - there’s a couple of spaces allocated to the spa, which is situated in an alleyway. Lots of people walking around in the sun so you should bear this in mind if you don’t like being spotted outside a massage spa!
Premises 3/5 - the room was good size, massage table in the middle. I used the loo which also had the shower cubicle. Not the cleanest bathroom I have been to, but not the worst either.
Value for money 5/10 - so in the end I paid £45 for a fully clothed massage and HJ. Not great value particularly as I didn’t find the girl attractive to me.
Total 23/40 - I don’t live in the area and was just passing on a drive home after a meeting. Having been to some of the FBSM delights available where I do live in London I have to say that based on this experience it wasn’t great, but it did the job.
