Author Topic: English [Annabelle] FBSM Massage Birmingham  (Read 2145 times)


16 review(s) for English Annabelle (10 positive, 3 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by Littlefoot]

Offline rayandy

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Made appointment to see English Annabelle at 1 pm, for 1 Hr. To start with 20 minutes deep tissue massage, followed by body to body & HR £70. She is 45 minute drive for me, which i informed her. I leave @12 allowing for traffic. She calls me at 12:40 to say she has to cancel because she has to attend to something important. I politely protested as I was 10 minutes away and I had no other business in city centre!!

She relented & accepted my plea [ read accepted my bursting balls]! Parked right in front of her flat. I was disappointed that she is way much bigger than her photo of her butt and leg.

Then, on to the massage - once again disappointing - forget about anything like deep tissue - it was not even swedish  or literally any real massage. Basically just moving her hands over your body!!! i requested a few times if she can put some pressure -- only to deaf ears.

The HR was equally uninspiring -- when she saw I was about to cum - the twat stopped ! As we all know its nice to blow it out - worst to dribble it out....

Anyway, she asked me to leave 10 minutes early because the next punter was waiting in his car. I asked her, "You don't mean the guy in the white Beamer who I had parked behind"? She said yes, he has been there for an hour!!! I said but I was going to see you at that time. She said its because there are often no shows and costs her £140... The £70 for the no show, £70 if she would not double book!

I was dumbfounded, totally in shock - she is actually telling me she does this deliberately. Well, that is the last for me. Nightmare. Also note she has gone with English Annabelle name, but has now dropped Annabelle - usually a sign that punters scarce.


Offline Mrmeanour

I had a very similar experience to RA's with Annabelle. It was over a year ago so I cannot recall the whole incident. I, like RA, had travelled almost an hr for the appointment which had been arranged verbally and confirmed via text. I was a few miles and 20mins away when I received a text saying g she could not fulfilling the appointment. I called her immediately to query as to why. She then blatantly lied saying I had booked a different time to the one agreed even though I had her text confirming quite the opposite. She was rude and offensive on the phone ad then after I had hung up and just put it down to a one-off I received a cpl of texts which, to me, just confirmed that I was better off leaving well alone.

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Seems like the talent in brum is getting worse then i imagined..

Offline Punterperson1971

I had a very similar experience to RA's with Annabelle. It was over a year ago so I cannot recall the whole incident. I, like RA, had travelled almost an hr for the appointment which had been arranged verbally and confirmed via text. I was a few miles and 20mins away when I received a text saying g she could not fulfilling the appointment. I called her immediately to query as to why. She then blatantly lied saying I had booked a different time to the one agreed even though I had her text confirming quite the opposite. She was rude and offensive on the phone ad then after I had hung up and just put it down to a one-off I received a cpl of texts which, to me, just confirmed that I was better off leaving well alone.
So why no review,you’ve been a member since 2016 you know how it works.

Offline Mrmeanour


Yes, I was expecting that comment from someone. The disparity in non-reviewers to reviewers is evident. From my point of view first time reviewers are, more often than not, pulled-up, criticised, accused of being fluffy, touts, pimps or just not in the 'how it is done' club. I think this could put some peeps off.
The majority of reviews on here are very good and provide other punters with invaluable info and, obviously, I take your point. I just wanted to maybe try and explain why some members may be reluctant. Obviously, as you say, reviews are essential. I have a booking next week and I will leave a review. I won't attempt to review past bookings as my memory is pants!

Offline Punterperson1971

Yes, I was expecting that comment from someone. The disparity in non-reviewers to reviewers is evident. From my point of view first time reviewers are, more often than not, pulled-up, criticised, accused of being fluffy, touts, pimps or just not in the 'how it is done' club. I think this could put some peeps off.
The majority of reviews on here are very good and provide other punters with invaluable info and, obviously, I take your point. I just wanted to maybe try and explain why some members may be reluctant. Obviously, as you say, reviews are essential. I have a booking next week and I will leave a review. I won't attempt to review past bookings as my memory is pants!
And you should know the. As you’ve been here over 2 years

Offline Mrmeanour


Your comments are just typical of I was trying to get across. I have explained, honestly. Best just leave it there.

Offline Punterperson1971

Your comments are just typical of I was trying to get across. I have explained, honestly. Best just leave it there.
I would leave it,as I think your a lurker or leech.

Offline Beamer

Your comments are just typical of I was trying to get across. I have explained, honestly. Best just leave it there.

LEECH

Offline Mrmeanour

I would leave it,as I think your a lurker or leech.

Well, if we're going to get into what we think then the word that comes to mind is 'infantile'. Now, it's hot out why don't you go out in the garden to play.

Offline Punterperson1971

Well, if we're going to get into what we think then the word that comes to mind is 'infantile'. Now, it's hot out why don't you go out in the garden to play.
If I was you go and have a lurk over on  saafe sure they’d like that.

Offline jd181064

She messed me about too, I walked when she wasn't ready 15mins after time I booked. Now assume she double booked me.

Offline Punterperson1971

She messed me about too, I walked when she wasn't ready 15mins after time I booked. Now assume she double booked me.
Why no review it could have saved him or other people’s time and money.

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Went to see this lady just over a year ago, found her well proportioned and fury ,  a real nice lady only offered massage and HR. Extremely pleasant and friendly

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Went to see this lady just over a year ago, found her well proportioned and fury ,  a real nice lady only offered massage and HR. Extremely pleasant and friendly

Great.... A White knight lurker all we need

Offline chris300

Yes, I was expecting that comment from someone. The disparity in non-reviewers to reviewers is evident. From my point of view first time reviewers are, more often than not, pulled-up, criticised, accused of being fluffy, touts, pimps or just not in the 'how it is done' club. I think this could put some peeps off.
The majority of reviews on here are very good and provide other punters with invaluable info and, obviously, I take your point. I just wanted to maybe try and explain why some members may be reluctant. Obviously, as you say, reviews are essential. I have a booking next week and I will leave a review. I won't attempt to review past bookings as my memory is pants!

I look forward to your review, but when you've been a member on here for that long and never posted a review I won't hold my breath.

Offline PepeMAGA

Went to see this lady just over a year ago, found her well proportioned and fury ,  a real nice lady only offered massage and HR. Extremely pleasant and friendly
Fury?

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Typo meant to say curvy

ah I thought it was meant to be furry