Author Topic: Kitten.needs.Spunk! - Euston - TOFTT- This was a funny one (Read 7572 times)

Sinz · « **on:** July 04, 2018, 04:50:05 pm »

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Comms : Booked over text, on arrival waited a few mins before I was given the exact address and then buzzed in.

Location : 1 min walk from Euston station, behind the well known chain of hotels. Ground floor apartment, clean.

The attempt : She gave me the door number, as I was walking up to door I saw it opened. As I entered I realized there was no one there. I had to say "Hello" anyone here. She did a Houdini and disappeared !! Heard a muffled voice saying - "Yes baby I am here".

Walked past few empty rooms into the room where I heard the sound from and there she was

Even in her lingerie lying on the bed in heels my dick had the same reaction

She is the woman captured in the image below. Could tell she had sprayed the room just before I got in, but nothing could stop the smell of the stench of her body and probably pussy.

Massive tits, huge belly, probably 6 feet, my guesstimate would be size 20+. If she got on top of me, I would be squashed like a pancake. I had to come up with an exist strategy instead of just running out of the place, which is what I wanted to do. So I asked her how much for 1 hour, she said £110. I said - "Oh no, I don't have enough on me, I will pop out and get more money" She said "okay baby". Did not get up from the bed to let me out. I don't think she ever gets up from that bed. I walked to the door and ran for my life.

Felt like should have gone to Specsavers moment.

I went to TOFFT this WG as I was let down by another one, for which I will drop a review later on.

Visit again : Hell No !! Not even if anyone gave me a Million pounds.

Sinz · « **Reply #1 on:** July 04, 2018, 04:52:01 pm »

Definitely a Post-OP

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tergil · « **Reply #2 on:** July 04, 2018, 04:54:57 pm »

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jackdaw · « **Reply #3 on:** July 04, 2018, 04:55:36 pm »

Quote from: Sinz on July 04, 2018, 04:52:01 pm

Definitely a Post-OP

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Are we completely sure about the “Post-“ part of that?

The Film Director · « **Reply #4 on:** July 04, 2018, 04:57:05 pm »

Fuck me Sinz, that was a close shave ..... and it looks like she could do with one

Sinz · « **Reply #5 on:** July 04, 2018, 04:58:14 pm »

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Few days later, I feel like I was in a horror movie, no offense, but she is a Freak of Nature.

Sinz · « **Reply #6 on:** July 04, 2018, 04:59:48 pm »

Quote from: jackdaw on July 04, 2018, 04:55:36 pm

Are we completely sure about the “Post-“ part of that?

Oh I am sure, feel free to test it out and prove me wrong.

*Conditions apply. At your own risk

Sinz · « **Reply #7 on:** July 04, 2018, 05:01:27 pm »

Quote from: The Film Director on July 04, 2018, 04:57:05 pm

Fuck me Sinz, that was a close shave ..... and it looks like she could do with one

Oh man, tell me about it. I think I hate the WG I had a confirmed booking with more, because she is the reason I went through this

The Film Director · « **Reply #8 on:** July 04, 2018, 05:03:13 pm »

Quote from: Sinz on July 04, 2018, 05:01:27 pm

because she is the reason I went through this

Phew .... I'm glad you said that .... was beginning to wonder

splodger69 · « **Reply #9 on:** July 04, 2018, 05:04:08 pm »

Quote from: Sinz on July 04, 2018, 04:58:14 pm

Few days later, I feel like I was in a horror movie, no offense, but she is a Freak of Nature.

oooh, naaaasty

LLPunting · « **Reply #10 on:** July 04, 2018, 06:21:37 pm »

Sinz, dude, WTF did you even try seeing this one? She's been around for a while and no matter how randy I felt, those photos would not have me dialling her number.

Time for you to ease off and reconnect with your judgement. That or try castration, it seems your johnson has it in for you.

Glad you made it out alive buddy, but Fuck! If you took one for the team in her clutches we would not be coming to retrieve your body. She'd probably have eaten you already with a box of wine and some baked beans.

Waterhouse · « **Reply #11 on:** July 04, 2018, 06:33:40 pm »

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Sinz · « **Reply #12 on:** July 04, 2018, 08:49:32 pm »

Quote from: LLPunting on July 04, 2018, 06:21:37 pm

Sinz, dude, WTF did you even try seeing this one? She's been around for a while and no matter how randy I felt, those photos would not have me dialling her number.

Time for you to ease off and reconnect with your judgement. That or try castration, it seems your johnson has it in for you.

Glad you made it out alive buddy, but Fuck! If you took one for the team in her clutches we would not be coming to retrieve your body. She'd probably have eaten you already with a box of wine and some baked beans.

Made the rookie mistake of only checking the 3 pics on the profile page and services, thought to myself how bad can it be.

Glad to know you lot have my back

Been busy lately and had a small window. It was now or never situation, so took the plunge. But yeah that was a wild one.

OutForJustice80 · « **Reply #13 on:** July 04, 2018, 09:32:20 pm »

She was operating under another name until recently no? Those pictures look familiar but I feel like she had a lot more face pics up until recently and they were the precise reason I ignored her profile because she looks like Texas Pete.

Sinz · « **Reply #14 on:** July 04, 2018, 09:40:05 pm »

Quote from: OutForJustice80 on July 04, 2018, 09:32:20 pm

She was operating under another name until recently no? Those pictures look familiar but I feel like she had a lot more face pics up until recently and they were the precise reason I ignored her profile because she looks like Texas Pete.

I haven't seen her previous profile. This profile was created recently hence fell in my radar. I was wondering when LLpunting said he has been avoiding her for a long time, how could that be possible as this profile has only been up for couple of weeks.

LLPunting · « **Reply #15 on:** July 04, 2018, 09:54:54 pm »

Quote from: Sinz on July 04, 2018, 09:40:05 pm

I haven't seen her previous profile. This profile was created recently hence fell in my radar. I was wondering when LLpunting said he has been avoiding her for a long time, how could that be possible as this profile has only been up for couple of weeks.

Fortunately her face is in the "looks familar" memory bank rather than the "stuff of nightmares" one. I guessing that's no longer the case with you.

DavidTooting · « **Reply #16 on:** July 04, 2018, 10:10:38 pm »

The 3 photos on AW look fine but this is a different monster entitely.

Sinz · « **Reply #17 on:** July 04, 2018, 10:21:32 pm »

Quote from: LLPunting on July 04, 2018, 09:54:54 pm

Fortunately her face is in the "looks familar" memory bank rather than the "stuff of nightmares" one. I guessing that's no longer the case with you.

For me it's definitely down in the book of horrors. I was counting in my head how many steps backwards to the door

Waterhouse · « **Reply #18 on:** July 04, 2018, 10:23:27 pm »

Quote from: Sinz on July 04, 2018, 10:21:32 pm

For me it's definitely down in the book of horrors. I was counting in my head how many steps backwards to the door

.... hoping there was no one behind you to bar your exit and force you to go through with the visit

HighlyMotivated · « **Reply #19 on:** July 05, 2018, 11:44:23 am »

Quote from: Sinz on July 04, 2018, 08:49:32 pm

Been busy lately and had a small window. It was now or never situation, so took the plunge. But yeah that was a wild one.

Busy indeed. On UKP at 5am through to midnight each day reporting and editing posts. You must have a v healthy passive income

Heph · « **Reply #20 on:** July 05, 2018, 12:17:06 pm »

Quote from: Sinz on July 04, 2018, 08:49:32 pm

...thought to myself how bad can it be.?

With thoughts like that...

Anyway, at least you tactically withdrew in good order.

Parking · « **Reply #21 on:** July 05, 2018, 12:17:31 pm »

Quote from: Sinz on July 04, 2018, 04:50:05 pm

Massive tits, huge belly, probably 6 feet, my guesstimate would be size 20+. If she got on top of me, I would be squashed like a pancake.

I would do a U turn no matter what if I saw that whale, jesus christ that is not a joke if she grabs onto me

Quote from: Sinz on July 04, 2018, 04:50:05 pm

Visit again : Hell No !! Not even if anyone gave me a Million pounds.

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Cumberland · « **Reply #22 on:** July 05, 2018, 12:56:10 pm »

Quote from: OutForJustice80 on July 04, 2018, 09:32:20 pm

She was operating under another name until recently no? Those pictures look familiar but I feel like she had a lot more face pics up until recently and they were the precise reason I ignored her profile because she looks like Texas Pete.

She always used to bid on my RBs. Which I obviously would immediately delete. I did make a post on this forum about her a year or so ago and found her previous profile (now deleted).

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Sinz · « **Reply #23 on:** July 05, 2018, 07:27:06 pm »

Quote from: HighlyMotivated on July 05, 2018, 11:44:23 am

Busy indeed. On UKP at 5am through to midnight each day reporting and editing posts. You must have a v healthy passive income

I see that you are still trolling and posting useless comments as usual. You must be still retarded

OutForJustice80 · « **Reply #24 on:** July 05, 2018, 07:59:57 pm »

Quote from: Cumberland on July 05, 2018, 12:56:10 pm

She always used to bid on my RBs. Which I obviously would immediately delete. I did make a post on this forum about her a year or so ago and found her previous profile (now deleted).

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That’s the badger! Or skunk. Or walrus.

Sinz · « **Reply #25 on:** July 05, 2018, 08:02:20 pm »

Quote from: Cumberland on July 05, 2018, 12:56:10 pm

She always used to bid on my RBs. Which I obviously would immediately delete. I did make a post on this forum about her a year or so ago and found her previous profile (now deleted).

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Jeez I even added pics to that old review, how could I not remember.

Cumberland · « **Reply #26 on:** July 05, 2018, 10:11:44 pm »

Quote from: OutForJustice80 on July 05, 2018, 07:59:57 pm

That’s the badger! Or skunk. Or walrus.

Her RB emails always said the same thing......’Try Me !!’ which the voice in my head always read in a very scary way. Sinz, read your reasons but man, what were you thinking !!!! Just be glad you are still alive.

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Sinz · « **Reply #27 on:** July 05, 2018, 10:28:22 pm »

Quote from: Cumberland on July 05, 2018, 10:11:44 pm

Her RB emails always said the same thing......’Try Me !!’ which the voice in my head always read in a very scary way. Sinz, read your reasons but man, what were you thinking !!!! Just be glad you are still alive.

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I must have classified her in the never never list, as I can't remember seeing her old profile. But yeah it was stupud, felt it was hilarious as I ran out of the apartment and the gated flat area, probably faster than Usain Bolt.

HighlyMotivated · « **Reply #28 on:** July 05, 2018, 11:11:33 pm »

Quote from: Sinz on July 05, 2018, 07:27:06 pm

I see that you are still trolling and posting useless comments as usual. You must be still retarded

That’s what I get for trying to compliment you on your tireless efforts as forum sheriff

If I wanted to troll you I would talk about the monstrosity you just punted

Fraggle901 · « **Reply #29 on:** July 05, 2018, 11:23:24 pm »

I suppose when you get the horn, a hole is a hole..

Sinz · « **Reply #30 on:** July 05, 2018, 11:34:24 pm »

Quote from: HighlyMotivated on July 05, 2018, 11:11:33 pm

That’s what I get for trying to compliment you on your tireless efforts as forum sheriff
If I wanted to troll you I would talk about the monstrosity you just punted

Maybe if you read the review instead of blabbering crap, you will find out that I did not punt her. What a twat, just keeps playing into it like an idiot.

HighlyMotivated · « **Reply #31 on:** July 06, 2018, 09:12:34 am »

Quote from: Sinz on July 05, 2018, 11:34:24 pm

Maybe if you read the review instead of blabbering crap, you will find out that I did not punt her. What a twat, just keeps playing into it like an idiot.

No thanks, I’m not interested in punting sea monsters

Sinz · « **Reply #32 on:** July 06, 2018, 10:28:36 am »

Quote from: HighlyMotivated on July 06, 2018, 09:12:34 am

No thanks, I’m not interested in punting sea monsters

Don't have a point as usual, keep trolling, that is all you are good for... oh and yeah keep tracking how many hours I spent on the site ... because you have nothing better to do in your sad miserable life

HighlyMotivated · « **Reply #33 on:** July 06, 2018, 11:17:28 am »

Quote from: Sinz on July 06, 2018, 10:28:36 am

Don't have a point as usual, keep trolling, that is all you are good for... oh and yeah keep tracking how many hours I spent on the site ... because you have nothing better to do in your sad miserable life

Well that’s not very nice sheriff. We can’t all have the luxury of editing and reporting posts on UKP at 5am every day. Living the dream

Sinz · « **Reply #34 on:** July 06, 2018, 01:33:57 pm »

Quote from: HighlyMotivated on July 06, 2018, 11:17:28 am

Well that’s not very nice sheriff. We can’t all have the luxury of editing and reporting posts on UKP at 5am every day. Living the dream

You are still Highly Demotivated, you need to learn to mind your own business and piss off. We all know you are a trolling twat, you don't need to keep reinstating that

Creamer · « **Reply #35 on:** July 06, 2018, 02:13:50 pm »

Quote from: Cumberland on July 05, 2018, 12:56:10 pm

She always used to bid on my RBs. Which I obviously would immediately delete. I did make a post on this forum about her a year or so ago and found her previous profile (now deleted).

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I agree, every time a do an RB she is one of the first to respond. She will always match your price, I've even put in a RB for £50 for the hour and she was the first to respond.
After seeing her photo's I'd rather get blisters on my hand and RSI.

HighlyMotivated · « **Reply #36 on:** July 06, 2018, 04:02:23 pm »

Quote from: Sinz on July 06, 2018, 01:33:57 pm

You are still Highly Demotivated, you need to learn to mind your own business and piss off. We all know you are a trolling twat, you don't need to keep reinstating that

Think you mean restate*. Pity you’re not as quick to edit your own posts as you are others

mattmatt · « **Reply #37 on:** July 06, 2018, 04:28:12 pm »

Just seen your post Sinz!

Hope you're not suffering from PTSD after that near miss

Sinz · « **Reply #38 on:** July 06, 2018, 05:48:11 pm »

Quote from: HighlyMotivated on July 06, 2018, 04:02:23 pm

Think you mean restate*. Pity you’re not as quick to edit your own posts as you are others

Fine you are the only Twat on the forum.

Sinz · « **Reply #39 on:** July 06, 2018, 05:49:21 pm »

Quote from: mattmatt on July 06, 2018, 04:28:12 pm

Just seen your post Sinz!

Hope you're not suffering from PTSD after that near miss

Was a close one, but managed to bounce back unscathed and punted another WG who restored the faith

Nickp · « **Reply #40 on:** July 06, 2018, 06:45:49 pm »

I posted a slightly variet but have to agree on all your points. I left feedback on the london board.

Sorry you had to visit before walking.

The_Don · « **Reply #41 on:** September 26, 2018, 06:23:22 am »

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undercoverpunter · « **Reply #42 on:** September 26, 2018, 10:47:24 am »

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Not for me 'guv...

OutForJustice80 · « **Reply #43 on:** September 26, 2018, 11:38:30 am »

Jesus Christ! She looks like the dead woman in the shining.

The Film Director · « **Reply #44 on:** September 26, 2018, 12:31:59 pm »

Quote from: OutForJustice80 on September 26, 2018, 11:38:30 am

Jesus Christ! She looks like the dead woman in the shining.

shooter · « **Reply #45 on:** September 26, 2018, 12:35:53 pm »

Quote from: Cumberland on July 05, 2018, 12:56:10 pm

She always used to bid on my RBs. Which I obviously would immediately delete. I did make a post on this forum about her a year or so ago and found her previous profile (now deleted).

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Correct - she bids on every RB I post - always sayng "choose me!" or summat like that...

Her veri pic has always been enough to make sure I didnt though

Thanks for the warning Sinz

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