Savannah (House of Divine)

[razor_thin]

A recent punt from last week, reporting here for the first time ever.  I signed up a few days ago, did a lot of research, basically came to the conclusion that it's all relatively inconclusive.  The definitely avoid ones are pretty clear.  Thanks to everyone here for their research and reporting.  It's time for me to contribute.

Surprisingly, it turns out there's no review of Savannah, as far as I can tell from my searches (it could be that i just suck at using the search function), and there was someone who inquired a little while back, so I decided I'll TOFTTed.  Can I just add an 'ed' at the end of TOFTT and turn it into a past tense?  Any grammar police here?

Anyway, I rang them up, inquired of her availabilities, agreed on a time and time span (1 hour, taking advantage of the World Cup discount), they texted me the address, you guys know the drill.  No problems on any levels there.

I get there perhaps 5 minutes early, miraculously not showing any signs of sweating despite getting stuck in the Tube sauna.  Come on, London Underground, what they are trying to pull?  Why no air con?  Especially when the trains are dead in their tracks literally, this is torture that the medieval knights might approve.

Anyway, a little wait period, and off we go.

Savannah's pictures are maybe 5,6 years old.  She still looks good, but definitely a wee bit older.  At first, she doesn't really come off as an affectionate person.  A pretty neutral attitude which is fitting for the final rating I gave for this.  A British lady (Londoner?) which is rare for veteran WGs these days.

Her OWO is a very soft one.  For those of you who like it that way, or are very sensitive, this is probably really good.  Not for me.  What does turn me on is DFK, but Savannah's kisses are LFK at best.  She often will turn away towards the second half and I'm not sure why.  So, FK it is, but not DFK.  If this is not so important for some of you, good luck mates.  it is for me.  Lots of tongue and sloppier the better for me.

RO she actually likes it soft and gentle.  Treat her well and she may eventually cum.  Given her involuntary muscles in her lower abdomen did some spasmic moves, she probably orgasmed, but TBH she could be a brilliant actor.  Very clean and neutral tasting, though at some point as she was getting wet, I began to taste her which was good.

Missionary is when she really becomes a different person, clenching her partner of the hour tightly, but most likely acting.  She does do CIM, but it's not quite "all the way in there" CIM.  If you know what I mean.

She's a mature woman with elements of youngish girliness in her conversations.  I don't mean it in a bad way at all, it's actually really nice to sense youthfulness in her.  She can be the really gentle GFE but everything was just... neutral.  She did the things as advertised, but not enthusiastically.  She doesn't come off as a processor trying to get things moving along as quickly as possible, but it's hard to get the heart rate going.  Sometimes, she breaks through, but sometimes she doesn't.  Maybe a repeat customer has a different experience.  I would love to hear your inputs.

Overall, I came twice and there was no clock-watching rushing (I probably did more of that) so I can't really complain, but it's also nothing to be ecstatic about.  But bloody nice to have a fluent English conversation though.

[Setodger]

thanks for the review. Was going to book to see her today, but probably won't now.

[savannahHOD]

Easy, there!

Savannah's pictures are maybe 5,6 years old.  She still looks good, but definitely a wee bit older.  At first, she doesn't really come off as an affectionate person.

How dare you! Those photos were taken especially for HOD precisely FOUR months ago, and the owner of HOD can verify this as it was HOD who put me in touch with that photographer! I am early 30's, most people don't believe this when I tell them, so I may be "a wee bit older" as you put it, but my body is that of a twenty-five-year-old and I am pretty damn proud of my very cute, tight, neat pussy which out-shines most teenagers. Yep, even women over thirty can be hot af. We tend to love sex far more too.

Her OWO is a very soft one. For those of you who like it that way, or are very sensitive, this is probably really good.  Not for me.  What does turn me on is DFK, but Savannah's kisses are LFK at best.  She often will turn away towards the second half and I'm not sure why.  So, FK it is, but not DFK.  If this is not so important for some of you, good luck mates.  it is for me.

Wow. Well, damn me for being professional, eh! It's best to go in light so the guy can say "Go harder, babe", rather than to go in hard and have the guy shriek in discomfort and be totally turned off by a vacuum cleaner BJ (in my experience, men prefer it lighter than harder, I take note of these things). I go in kitty-licking light in order to give my client the chance to tell me to go harder. Most men like light and sensual, in my experience. If you want harder: tell me. I love harder. COMMUNICATION!

Not for me.

Well... instead of writing something negative here you could've communicated with me DURING our session and changed that! If you are able to write reviews here, surely you’re able to communicate with the hooker you are with so you can have the best time possible!? If you weren't enjoying my super sensual BJ, you should've said... I can do PSE, gagging BJs, easy. All it takes is two words. "Go harder." There. Fixed. Awesome times. “Deepthroat me” are another two words which are fairly easy to say whilst having your cock sucked. And my throat skills are pretty epic. If you want tears, I have tears!
Make me have to re-apply my make up!
 
Oh, and I LOVE DFK, the only time I’d turn away is if there was bad breath.

We, us WGs, are all different and unique; just like all you guys are different and unique. And I PRIDE myself on connecting with different sexuality types and getting to know individuals intimately. Some guys can barely take being touched on their dicks whilst some guys like me BITING their dicks. Communication is key. I never judge, I pay great attention to your reactions and I encourage you to express yourselves.

No, Sweetie, I wasn't faking. I do not fake. You made me cum twice. Well done, you!

I cum several times a day (part of the reason I love my job). Sex is very real to me and when I share sex with someone, it's not an act. I see my clients as individuals who I am sharing my body with, not cash bags who I have to service. This is why men tell me I am different to most WGs. And I know I am.

Let me get this straight, Mr... you came twice, you made me cum twice, we had a great chat afterwards and you grade me ''neutral'' because your experience of me was "nothing to be ecstatic about". What more do you want? I see you've only reviewed two girls so far. I have news for you; you won't get much more passionate than me. And y’know what? My best friend died three weeks ago, so if I wasn't as enthusiastic as you would've liked, that may have been the reason. NEWS FLASH: HOOKERS ARE HUMANS TOO. Yep, just like you; we may have off-days where we aren't quite ourselves. But, no matter what is going on in my life I will always be polite, fun, sensual and accommodating to my clients. If I feel I can't offer those things; I won't work.

So far, I've received verbal feedback such as:
''That was the most intense 60 mins of my life"
"The best BJ I have ever had"
"You are the only escort I've seen with such real emotion"
These are comments I hear daily. 

A month ago, one day at HOD, I had a guy visit at 11am, he loved it so much that he returned again at 6pm for an hour. This man has come back each week since and said in his six years of visiting escorts, he's never had a connection like this. Yesterday, I had a guy who, after the paperwork tells me "I come here because I have a problem getting hard, I can't have girlfriends, I am just warning you...", he says... "Ok, no worries, my Darling, I am sure we can have a great time, no matter what", I say. Ten minutes in, he is hard a as rock and he looks at me almost elated and tells me "this never happens!". Maybe nobody had ever kissed him liked the way I did whilst looking into his eyes, focusing on him, not what he could do for me, or what was expected of him. You see, every man is different. I can have electric, intense, wild sex with 4 or 5 men a day but not EVERY man. That is just not realistic. Not EVERY man is going to be ecstatic about me.
 
I get the point of writing a "positive" review (great WGs deserve praise and publicity), I get the point of writing a "negative" review (rude WGs who do not give a crap about their clients shouldn't be in the industry) but I have no idea why any guy would write a ''neutral'' review; it serves no purpose. Just because someone is not your cup of tea; it doesn't mean they are not other’s. I have been doing this for six months now and have never heard one bit of remotely bad or neutral bit of feedback, only utterly raving, some, ECSTATIC. Most guys have to tell me to stop touching them after ten minutes because I’m "too good", "too sexy", that they’ll cum too soon. That is my experience of most guys, each day I work at HOD.

Not EVERY man who sees me will have a connection with me, I can not have chemistry WITH EVERYONE. I do my best though, to connect with all my clients and make them feel special.

Nope, this isn’t me protesting too much. I’m a writer by trade so it’s easy for me to write a few paragraphs in a couple of minute. And I am a very expressive person. A lil’ feisty too, admittedly (but you guys love that, especially you face-slapping, nipple-biting kinksters).

thanks for the review. Was going to book to see her today, but probably won't now.

And Setodger, you’re going to refrain from seeing me based upon ONE man’s experience of me? A review that wasn’t even negative? How’d you know he’s not the most boring man on earth? Just because me and him didn’t have epic sex, doesn’t mean me and you won’t!

I bet you don't love the same pizza. If we all loved the same pizza the world would be a very boring place.

The only thing I hate about my new job is pubes in my throat. Trim it, pretty please.

In the words of Hollywood's wittiest sex goddess...
Come up and see me sometime!

[dicksmith]

Not quite sure what to make of that little diatribe 

[jichael mackson]

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[Sh5278]

Replies with a whole essay over a neutral. Sounds quite full of herself as well.   

[jichael mackson]

 As is often the case, the WG reply does more damage than the initial review   

[Fuzzyduck]

As is often the case, the WG reply does more damage than the initial review   

Indeed. It rarely ends well. I can only speculate when the response to a negative would be like.

To be fair, having fought my way through the wet, rambling narrative of the review, I was definitely on the fence until half way down her epic, immodest reply when she launched into "Let me get this straight, Mr....".

Savannah - please take this the right way. You make some valid points about communication but sometimes you just have to know when to shut the fuck up. As a hint, you've already passed it. But I sense you won't be able to help yourself.
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[vw]

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seems she doesn't want them linked, tough shit says the rules. 

[savannahHOD]

Replies with a whole essay over a neutral. Sounds quite full of herself as well.   

Nah, not full of myself but I know I am good at what I do and how much passion and energy I put in. I love my work and I love the guys I see, most of you are awesome; I enjoy myself and meeting new people. Not full of myself, just honest, open, not afraid of writing and expressing myself. I may have been a little drunk after a friend's birthday last night but that's ok, I'm glad I wrote. I shall likely carry on witting more... it's one of my favourite ways in which to communicate, apart from sex.

It seems this is a place for men to put down women, to be mean to WGs... Instead of giving praise or encouragement, support or nurture. AND COMMUNICATION. I felt the need to encourage you guys to communicate with me DURING our sessions - this is so important. Don't lay there in silence then write about what you wish I HAD done. Doesn't make sense, at all. I get so much praise each day and get told all kinds of lovely things about how it's been the best connection or the best sex, so my point was, was that we are all different; I may have epic sex with you, but not him. Some men think I am stunning, whilst i may not be the next guy's cup of tea at all.

Of course I am going to pick apart a review I think was unfairly written from a guy who has only review a couple of hookers! Damn straight! The fact it was "neutral" makes no difference, I'd respond with a lengthy message to any ''positive'' review also, obvs not in the same way but I would pick apart segments if I felt I could go into them deeper. I thought writing and exchanging ideas and thoughts were what these forums were about? I have seen some ''negative'' reviews about girls who I have heard are pretty awesome so I'm not quite sure how valid these reviews are, they are just opinions after all, but i do find it all rather fascinating. I totally understand and agree with negative reviews about terrible WGs who are rude and unprofessional.

I think it's rather important to pick apart the points the OP made so you can understand the reality of things, for instance the soft oral... Perhaps you didn't think about how my technique of going in softer rather than harder is something I feel is important and it allows my client to tell me to go harder... I've seen some girls go in hard straight away and make the guy grimace! Not horny.

Communication is vital for epic sex, don't ya think?

[savannahHOD]

Though, I am sad that Mr Razor Thin and I didn't connect more, I'd be so happy if I could deeply connect with every single client, but that's not realistic.

[vw]

It seems this is a place for men to put down women

Oh dear.   

You have the same stinky dog shit attitude as hallie astley.

[savannahHOD]

seems she doesn't want them linked, tough shit says the rules.

Well, that's ok, you can read all my epic reviews, I guess!