Returned during the last week to the site of two previous punts. Reviews are here:
here and link to advert on VS is
External Link/Members Only.
Fancied a massage with a decent happy ending during a break from work again and wanted to try my luck getting more out of the girl I know as Yaya but I have my doubts whether she is the Yaya people have mentioned in reply to previous review as she really did not offer full service or anything approaching it.
Comms are pretty good, they get back to you quickly and encourage you to arrive. Standard really. It gets very slow when you press for anything above massage and HE, as if they want to be good on customer service and don't want to just say no.
Location is a bit of an issue if you're conscious of passers-by. You're at the door on a high street essentially, so my advice is to ring as you approach to tell them you're downstairs so that when you do get to the door you're not then waiting further and keeping yourself on show. Having said that, it looks a professional setup from the outside so it's not as much of a problem as a known knocking shop like Preston VIP for example (more in the old days I guess than the newer premises).
To my surprise I was met at the door by a different girl to the one I'd seen previously on two separate visits. This one introduced herself as Linda, later on she says she works mainly in Birmingham. I've had a search on the West Midlands forum and couldn't find anything recent which sounds like her. She's thai-looking, long dark hair, thin but not stick-thin, 5 foot 2-ish, big tits shown off by wearing in a long green dress, plenty of cleavage on show. More attractive than the last girl I saw there, coincidentally that girl (Yaya) is there on the premises and when I walk by her, she gives me a look that says "Oh, you again."
At this point I could have probably switched my preference to the known quantity but having clocked those big boobs and noticed that her cup runneth over, I'm thinking that if this goes the same way I'll shortly have my hands on those bad boys, known back in the old days as 'upstairs inside'. Because it's my first time seeing her, I book for 30 minutes only, a tip picked up on a website not a million miles from here. I paid £30 for either 30 or 40 minutes (she talked quickly) and an additional £20 for happy ending. Comically, she wanted to make sure what I wanted by making a wanking gesture. Yes, that's the one, love.
The reason this review is a neutral is twofold. Firstly, the massage wasn't that good. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't great. Yaya I can rely on for a decent massage, Mylee in a random town in Lancashire does a good one. This girl is... okay. Professional, bit bland. No knots are ever coming out, nothing by the way of ball scrapes on my back despite lots of attention on my ass. Maybe it's just me, when you've made it clear from the off that you're after hand relief, there's an art to building you up for it. Nothing over the top, just
something that alludes what is to come. She was moving around the table a lot to the point I noticed and very little by the way of conversation, despite a few attempts on my part.
Flip over onto my front and again nothing ground-breaking, although I have to say she was rubbing my chest more than I've experienced before. Usually it's just legs, arms and quick down to business. Because of the lack of any intimate touches, I was rendered completely flaccid and needed waking up before happy ending. This is the second reason it's a neutral, no touching allowed. I got away with a hand on her ass but any attempt to move it was met with stern refusal. Nothing up towards those big boobs at all, not even outside, which was a real shame and a waste of some fantastic looking equipment. I'm convinced she was even making it difficult for me to get a good view of them by blocking my line of sight with her body, despite my few attempts to compliment them. It might sound harsh to contribute to a neutral, some girls just don't offer anything but the massage and he but having been there to the same place before I expected the same service. Not necessarily the same level of service, but the same offer at least.
The other thing that disappointed me was that there was no hint as to what might unlock the treasures. Normally at this point I'd have expected a price, touching or flashing of boobs might cost another £20 as an example. Nothing at all. Generously applied oil on the old chap, which was too much and made it difficult. Hardly any chat back, no encouragement or even heavy breathing so after a while I had to reluctantly take the matter in hand myself to reach a natural conclusion while she gently petted by balls. Not kneading them or trying to turn you on, just basically prodding them gently.
The irony was that soon as its finished and we clean up, she's chatting away. How hot is the weather, I work in Birmingham normally, what do you think of the area, where do you come from, oh you do travel far, there's a shower in the booth if you want it. I'd spent the full 30 minutes on the table.
Neutral because she didn't do much 'wrong', just not particularly right either. I'm happy to go back to the place but I would insist when I'm there to see a different girl, the one I saw previously hopefully and having read the other reviews about the place I'll be pushing for B2B or topless for an extra fee. I'd be interested to see if anybody else has visited there while Linda has been working to see if our experiences were any different.
