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Author Topic: Difference between a courtesan and an escort  (Read 3678 times)

Offline NIK

« Last Edit: March 11, 2011, 07:16:30 PM by NIK »

Offline softlad

I'd love to know if this joker gets any takers.

Offline Jimmyredcab

I'd love to know if this joker gets any takers.

Unlikely I would have thought, at £600 for two hours (London) you would think she would at least show a face picture. I would expect a high class escort to have a proper web-site and not an amateur moonfruit one.

Offline Matium

I wonder what the ladies on here will think of being called "cheap" and "common".

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An escort is more common and are generally average to attractive looking girls; their prices vary from the very cheap to the more expensive. Some have the sexual skills necessary to be more than an escort but they do not have the class, wit or personality to be a fine Courtesan

The men get bashed as well:

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Clients of escorts are normally seeking quick, simple sex, preferably as affordable as possible, as opposed to passionate memorable love.

I know something - only the cheapest and most common girls show a photo of their hairy vagina on their free website from Moonfruit.

Well done, Alissa Joseph, you're a 23 year old student who's managed to annoy both the men and women in the industry.

Selling "passionate memorable love" makes her a prostitute.

« Last Edit: March 11, 2011, 10:10:59 AM by Matium »

Offline Jimmyredcab

I may consider the "Super Deluxe Package".
£10,000  for a week.   :D :lol:

Offline cunnyhunt

I may consider the "Super Deluxe Package".
£10,000  for a week.   :D :lol:

But when you pay your "Honourarium" before hand in cash, you will be breaking the law and you/she will have to be reported to the serious organised crime agency.


Offline oconnor

I think what she has presented is fair.  She is pitching her market at the man who would not consider seeing anything less than a 'Courtesan', whatever that may be.  Beauty and quality are in the eye of the beholder only.
By marketing herself like this, she is helping the more seasoned punter to make an informed decision, and that is not to see her. Simples. It's a win-win situation.  She gets the money man, and he gets a lady who charges top dollar :D

One small thing.  She needs to get the whole of the legend scrutinised by someone who is a scholar of the English Language if she really wants to impress the 'discerning gent'

LOL

Offline Jimmyredcab

I think what she has presented is fair.  She is pitching her market at the man who would not consider seeing anything less than a 'Courtesan', whatever that may be.  Beauty and quality are in the eye of the beholder only.
By marketing herself like this, she is helping the more seasoned punter to make an informed decision, and that is not to see her. Simples. It's a win-win situation.  She gets the money man, and he gets a lady who charges top dollar :D

One small thing.  She needs to get the whole of the legend scrutinised by someone who is a scholar of the English Language if she really wants to impress the 'discerning gent'

LOL
I totally disagree.
She is a "chancer" hoping to hook mugs, seasoned punters would avoid her like the plague.  :mad:

Offline softlad

I totally disagree.
She is a "chancer" hoping to hook mugs, seasoned punters would avoid her like the plague:mad:

To be fair to 'oconner' he did say that.
 
By marketing herself like this, she is helping the more seasoned punter to make an informed decision, and that is not to see her. Simples.
 

 ;)

Offline oconnor

I totally disagree.
She is a "chancer" hoping to hook mugs, seasoned punters would avoid her like the plague.  :mad:

Jimmy, you need to start reading the OP posts :)


Offline NIK

It's bullshit like this that gives prostitutes a bad name.

Let's have no more of this 'courtesan' bollocks.

Anyone selling sex is a prostitute pure and simple. Two of the best girls I've ever seen, Carla of Sheffield and Jessica of ABC escorts, were happy to refer to themselves as such.

The good girls don't need to spout such fucking crap!  :mad:
« Last Edit: March 11, 2011, 07:21:57 PM by NIK »

Offline kiwi69

Is revealed for us here.

http://alissajoseph.moonfruit.com/#/faq/4540069271

So now we know.    :lol:  :rolleyes:  :lol:

I just read her BS and almost barfed on my keyboard !!  :mad:

No list of  " Services " though.  :rolleyes:   Nominated for  " Cunt of the Year "..........  :sarcastic:

Shocking waste of a lovely body .......  :cry:
« Last Edit: March 11, 2011, 07:31:03 PM by kiwi69 »

Offline Jimmyredcab

Jimmy, you need to start reading the OP posts :)

Even I get it wrong sometimes, not often though I hasten to add.  :D

Offline NIK

Just had another look at this site.  The more I look the more disgusting it is.
Apparently she won't even discuss sexual services and the fucking fee is an 'honoraium,'  :rolleyes:

Seems like one of those jokers who wants to be paid just to talk.  :mad:

Offline Jimmyredcab

Just had another look at this site.  The more I look the more disgusting it is.

I actually wonder if the whole thing is a spoof.

£1000 for a "Theatre Trip" --------- yet she says ------

"Please never talk about money, discuss any sexual acts either before or during our date."

When you book a prostitute it is NOT a date.

Offline softlad

Seems like one of those jokers who wants to be paid just to talk.  :mad:

I think we should have a whip round, and send James to 'educate' her.  :D

Offline Jimmyredcab


I think we should have a whip round, and send James to 'educate' her.  :D

It is because of girls like her that James (and myself) appear to be cynics.
Who in their right mind would book a bitch like her.  :mad:

Offline softlad

Who in their right mind would book a bitch like her.  :mad:

She must have 'D.P.S'...... (dusty phone syndrome).
BTW, not cynical at all, more like realists.  ;)

Offline James999

It is because of girls like her that James (and myself) appear to be cynics.

I'm not a cynic, I am an optimist with experience  :yahoo:

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I'm not a cynic, I am an optimist with experience  :yahoo:

Which you seem very reluctant to share. Hmmm. A member of a punting board who doesn't actually punt. Now, who does that remind me of?

Offline Lurtz

Which you seem very reluctant to share. Hmmm. A member of a punting board who doesn't actually punt. Now, who does that remind me of?



Offline Jacob

Which you seem very reluctant to share. Hmmm. A member of a punting board who doesn't actually punt. Now, who does that remind me of?


Offline Lurtz

May he rest in peace and God have mercy on his soul.


Offline foresight

May he rest in peace and God have mercy on his soul.



Wrong Brian - our Brian never seems to look on the Bright Side of Life


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