Bustynatallye - Ealing - TOFTT

[captainarcher]

Got a notification of this new profile and whilst not my usual type that I like, the pictures of her tits had me wanting a taste so arranged a session this evening.

This review is neutral because (i) I am biased given my usual preference for slim girls - Natallye was larger than I expected and whilst some here would be fine with that, for me it was a turn off. In a normal situation I would have walked but I had driven so far and i was thinking with my pants at that point, so opted for the shortest time possible for a titfuck; and (ii) I didn't ask any other service besides a titfuck.

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Comms: Arranged via text, responsive.

Location: Block of flats in Ealing, not public transport friendly if coming via tube. Perhaps there is a bus route - didn't check. Parking is fine on the many side roads for a Sunday evening.

Appearance: I believe the pics (though photoshopped) somewhat resemble her. It was pointed out in the London TOFFT thread the pictures look photoshopped especially her tummy. After seeing her that does look to be true, she has a bit of a tummy which would droop lower in the pics on her profile. Facially i'd say a 4/10, definately not a looker but not a minger either. Perhaps if she lost the weight her face wouldn't be as "chubby".

Time Spent: 15 mins (£45)

Service: I was there for her tits and so asked for a titfuck, she started off with OWO (i asked about this when arranging the meet and she said "she will need to see me first", guess she was agreeable after seeing me). OWO was ok, mainly using her lips with limited tongue. After I got hard she oiled her tits and wanked me off between them with me finishing over them.

Thoughts: She's very friendly and seemed eager to please, but she's just not my type so I won't be returning. She has shower facilities with clean towels. She mentioned she had a profile before but some issues with losing access etc so she may have been reviewed on her already - I didn't remember to ask for her old username.

[Sinz]

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[Moneyd]

I believe this is a new profile for the below who I reviewed about 6-7 months ago.

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[Sinz]

I believe this is a new profile for the below who I reviewed about 6-7 months ago.

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Based on the images and the contact number on both profiles, it is the same WG. Good spot.

[Sinz]

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[Moneyd]

Just to confirm the face pic is not of her though.

Far far far less attractive... and fucking way fatter.

[king tarzan]

I was right about circulated picture on the sofa quite a while back.
Relates back to this woman. .
So nothing new.

[Londonpunter30]

Yeah it's a new ptofile for the same girl.. she was a member here at some point

[magnetico]

She's got a verif picture, in the verif pictures thread 

[PatMacGroin]

From verification pic thread, for reference:

bustynatallye
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Romanian 🇷🇴
Ealing / Greenford Northolt Brentford Southall Chiswick
£110/h (incall)
O̶W̶O̶  CIM  Facials  S̶w̶a̶l̶l̶o̶w̶  A̶n̶a̶l̶
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I thought the photo's on her profile looked familiar. Luckily I didn't have to look to far to find you guys had spotted the same thing. Shame though, pictures had my hopes up for a minute.

[Plan R]

Oh gawd not this storm in a d cup again..
I posted the face pic as with make-up I thought there was some similarity.
I have since got right out of the habit of making " 'X' WG is facially a bit like 'Y' celeb "
type comments on my reviews - as it's very subjective.

Punted her a few times now and will probably again.
I'm in the small minority here who have had largely good encounters with the Romulan Empire
That ID photo sure aint her at her best though 

[predator145]

I was literally about to call her 

[king tarzan]

Not very nice looking facially .. but on a hot body acceptable

[Sinz]

I was literally about to call her 

And that is your greatest contribution after 3 years of being on UKP 

Thanks that was a very helpful information

[PatMacGroin]

Oh gawd not this storm in a d cup again..
I posted the face pic as with make-up I thought there was some similarity.
I have since got right out of the habit of making " 'X' WG is facially a bit like 'Y' celeb "
type comments on my reviews - as it's very subjective.

Punted her a few times now and will probably again.
I'm in the small minority here who have had largely good encounters with the Romulan Empire
That ID photo sure aint her at her best though 

Hi Plan R, if you think I ws trying to stir something up by linking the verification pic, I wasn't. I was just trying to link two threads to save others the extra minutes spent searching when I realised the new profile looked familiar.

But, seeing as you have mentioned it... I'm now wondering. Is this picture that you posted on your review one that you took of the WG you met? Or is it actually a real picture of Kelly Brook looking more natural and less glam than her usual publicity photo's? Re-reading the thread it's not that clear.

At the time I thought, "Wow, you are right! She does look a lot like Kelly Brooke! - Shame she doesn't do CIM"

And reading all your comments now I'm thinking "Pat, you dumbass, that is a picture of Kelly Brooke!"

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BTW, I'm not criticising posting celebrity pics to give punters an idea of what to expect when the WG doesn't include her own face pics. In fact I've done the same thing myself. But when the picture is just for comparrison/example purposes, we should all take care to be clear it's not the actual WG.

[Plan R]

Haha no worries Pat - I didn't think you were shit stirring btw..
The reason for my electronic "oh no.." groan, was because my review of this WG caused a minor
shit storm earlier this year.

I had very slight "handbags" over the reviews** - but no big deal.
But for a brief moment I thought that thread had come back to life.

In my post punt haze my review may have been a fraction fluffy
however I don't think it was way off the mark and stand by my comments
that she has, IMO a cracking bod.
Yes the pic is the real Kelly Brook, and like I say, I've learned it's really not a good idea
to suggest famous lookalikies.

I must've seen this young lady 5 or 6 times since Dec17 and hopefully will again.
That mug-shot doesn't do her any favors, but you know the transformations womenz
can make with make-up.

 

** For anyone that can be arsed to read em;
I reviewed her here
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=173689.0
then one of our learned colleague reviewed her here
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=175033.0
hilarity ensued.

[Moneyd]

Not very nice looking facially .. but on a hot body acceptable

Her body is not hot though. She’s quite a large lady. Not in a good way either.

My opinion though. Plan R I know you like her mate.

[PatMacGroin]

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Yes the pic is the real Kelly Brook, and like I say, I've learned it's really not a good idea
to suggest famous lookalikies.

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OK, Thanks for clarifying. Although, I do feel like a right pillock now.

I get what you mean about making comparrisons. Catch one on the right day with the right make-up and they can look completely different. But, personally I still find comparrisons less subjective than simply "I found her pretty" or "Good looking IMO". When you play the lookie-likie game with mates in the pub while watching strangers 80% of the time everyone recognises the same similarities. So if there is a difference of opinion between two different reviewers, I take the description with a pinch of salt, assuming it could be a B&S operation. But if someone here on UKP says a WG looks like 80's TV character Grottbags the Witch, that's a definite steer clear warning!    

[JonasG]

Rang her once and she sounded so moody and cold on the phone I went back on the potential booking.

Gut feeling.

Guess I was right to an extent.

[king tarzan]

Rang her once and she sounded so moody and cold on the phone I went back on the potential booking.

Gut feeling.

Guess I was right to an extent.

My motto is they sound shit on the phone, fuck knows what she will be like during the booking.. GIVE IT A BIG FAT MISS

[LLPunting]

Rang her once and she sounded so moody and cold on the phone I went back on the potential booking.

Gut feeling.

Guess I was right to an extent.

No good though if you're talking to a shitty maid (or not even talking to the maid in the case of the likes of Unique Monika and Curly Beauty).
I'm sure I've missed out on a few diamonds in the rough when bailing because of shitty comms, particularly if chancing it with Romanians and Bulgarians as they often have a maid answering because they don't speak good English themselves.
With genuine Poles, Lithuanians, Ukrainians, Estonians, Hungarians you're usually talking to the girl herself so your gut is worth listening too.

[king tarzan]

No good though if you're talking to a shitty maid (or not even talking to the maid in the case of the likes of Unique Monika and Curly Beauty).
I'm sure I've missed out on a few diamonds in the rough when bailing because of shitty comms, particularly if chancing it with Romanians and Bulgarians as they often have a maid answering because they don't speak good English themselves.
With genuine Poles, Lithuanians, Ukrainians, Estonians, Hungarians you're usually talking to the girl herself so your gut is worth listening too.

valid points...

[jimmyha]

how fat are we talking?

[magnetico]

how fat are we talking?

Waking up after 5 years?

[jimmyha]

Waking up after 5 years?

I'm awake now, that's all that matters