Chinese Massage Nr Bristol

[conway_hound]

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Found this place a few days ago in Yate. New place.
COMMS. Phoned and got a hesitant, "hello?" In answer. Arranged 1 hour massage.
VENUE. small fronted shop... converted house on Station Road. Clean and strangely seemed only to be 1 girl. Yet many rooms off of a labyrinth like corridor.
LADY. chinese lady, not pretty and featureless body about 5'4". About 40 years old. Small boobs, flat bum, breath tartar flavour.
SERVICE. massage with LOTS of oil. Started well but she quickly lost interest and concentrated on wiping rather than kneading. After 15 mins I got bored so patted her bum. She asked, "you want something?" And I resisted the urge to ask for a sandwich and coffee (the irony would have been wasted). I asked for extras and she said HJ only... £40!!!. " Body to body?" I ventured....  "£60" she snapped. I offered £40 and she stayed silent, took her top off and threw it hard at the chair... I get this kind of tantrum at home and don't need to pay for it!
She started rubbing the soldier, who remained underwhelmed. I told her that standing at arms length is not body to body, and she said that it was.
I reached into her pants and she leapt back and shouted, "not there!"
At 40 minute point, I said forget it, dressed, left a tenner on the couch as she got topless, and walked.
RETURN... why? Nothing in the massage and nothing in the extra of note...
SUMMARY.... Total waste of time. Service from someone who just couldn't be arsed to even be friendly.

[Goldfinch]

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[conway_hound]

Thank you Goldfinch...much obliged 

[Goldfinch]

Thank you Goldfinch...much obliged 

 

I hope your next punt goes better.

So did you pay £40 for what should of been 1 hour and £10 extra=£50 in total?

[conway_hound]

Yes, exactly so... £40 for the hour, and a grudging £10 on my slightly irritated departure!

[Goldfinch]

Yes, exactly so... £40 for the hour, and a grudging £10 on my slightly irritated departure!

 

[houseboot]

This shop opened in April and there are some comments here:-

www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=195999.msg2029615#msg2029615

I visited soon after they opened.

There were two ladies there that day. The lady you describe could well be the one who seemed to be in charge and not typical of the "Rota" girls you see in these places.

I thought she was going to massage me. She left me to undress but, thankfully, she did not return and a younger lady subsequently entered.

I realise now that I haven't posted a Review.

I'll check my notes and post tomorrow.