Having a Richard Gere moment

[Shropslad2008]

I think I'm having a Richard Gere moment, not the one that supposedly involves a hamster, but the one where he meets a WG that he really likes as in Pretty Women

I have to say it was the best punt I've had, we got on really well and I could've stayed all night and she wouldn't have minded (or charged more either).

Any one else come dangerously close to being a berk over a WG? I've heard of guys buying really expensive gifts for WG's that the girl promptly sold or leaving the wife and ending up minus the family home and all of their money.

Has it happened to anyone? How did it end up?

[maxxblue]

FFS 

[jackdaw]

 How did it end up?

I don’t know for sure.

I was asleep well before the end of Pretty Woman, but I imagine it all ended well, it usually does in Hollywood films. Not quite so often in real life....

[Paris69]

Thes type of questions are popping up on here, all of the time now. Basically, the OP's are almost voyeuristic and want to get off on 'our' stories... but themselves have contributed near to zero

[LLPunting]

I think I'm having a Richard Gere moment...

Another one excluded from school.

Personally I'm waiting to have the moment in the movie where I'm a billionaire white knight corporate investor, then I'd pay all the best ladies from UKP to spend the next year on a private island with me and an emergency medical team (with really hot nurses) and a helicopter!
There will be 10 guesthouses so you lads who want to come along, queue up now and make nicey-nice talk with me.  You have to pay for your own food and laundry services you tight-fisted buggers!

[Shropslad2008]

Thes type of questions are popping up on here, all of the time now. Basically, the OP's are almost voyeuristic and want to get off on 'our' stories... but themselves have contributed near to zero

Mmm, I hadn't thought of it in that way.


Well, I've had a few punts over the years. Some better than others, some in this country, some in other countries. I've met some great women and some not so great.

The thing that puts me off leaving reviews on here is often the good reviews are flagged as being "made up" or fake. I had a very nice time with Lovely.Czech girl last year but she's had some pretty negative reviews lately, I get the feeling if I left a good review I'd be called a Whitenight.



This one is my midlife crisis moment, I'm not after voyeuristic details of your previous punts. More someone to shake me and tell me I'm being a twat.

Anyway, I will do my best to contribute more and stop lurking.

[hillingdonpete]

Provide a link 

[bushman]

Mmm, I hadn't thought of it in that way.


Well, I've had a few punts over the years. Some better than others, some in this country, some in other countries. I've met some great women and some not so great.

The thing that puts me off leaving reviews on here is often the good reviews are flagged as being "made up" or fake. I had a very nice time with Lovely.Czech girl last year but she's had some pretty negative reviews lately, I get the feeling if I left a good review I'd be called a Whitenight.



This one is my midlife crisis moment, I'm not after voyeuristic details of your previous punts. More someone to shake me and tell me I'm being a twat.

Anyway, I will do my best to contribute more and stop lurking.

Okay. You are a fucking twat. WG fuck for cash. You are her bank and once the bank is empty she will fuck off.
Stop seeing the bitch and go fuck some other whore. If she comes back and give you it for free then take it but leave your emotions and wallet at home. See how long that will last.

[Romeo Sensini]

Mmm, I hadn't thought of it in that way.


Well, I've had a few punts over the years. Some better than others, some in this country, some in other countries. I've met some great women and some not so great.

The thing that puts me off leaving reviews on here is often the good reviews are flagged as being "made up" or fake. I had a very nice time with Lovely.Czech girl last year but she's had some pretty negative reviews lately, I get the feeling if I left a good review I'd be called a Whitenight.



This one is my midlife crisis moment, I'm not after voyeuristic details of your previous punts. More someone to shake me and tell me I'm being a twat.

Anyway, I will do my best to contribute more and stop lurking.

You are being a twat!

Hope that helps.

[maxxblue]

...tell me I'm being a twat.

Twat 

[badsin]

Comment on some threads, place a few reviews, earn yourself some kudos. Currently you come across as a school boy troll

[bhudda]

Provide a link 

+1

[Plan R]

I don't think it's half term.
Yet this is the third or fourth Zero-Review-Bullshit-Question™ thread I've seen in the last few days.
Maybe the heat brings them out - they definitely roam in packs.

[Zeusthedoc]

I don't think it's half term.
Yet this is the third or fourth Zero-Review-Bullshit-Question™ thread I've seen in the last few days.
Maybe the heat brings them out - they definitely roam in packs.

no but the exams are probably over - ready for the summer....

[magnetico]

 I had a very nice time with Lovely.Czech girl last year but she's had some pretty negative reviews lately, I get the feeling if I left a good review I'd be called a Whitenight.

Go and review 

[Simon_9000]

I can see both sides to this ....

WG's are in it for money! As a punter, you keep their "business/income" going and it's obviously in their interest for you to like them. However as a new punter myself, I'm choosing girls based on their appearance in photos, services and UKP reviews. All it would take is for them to have a great, attractive personality to have feelings for that woman too. Obviously they have to like you too ... for real, not just acting it out for your money.

Being a couple with a WG you found attractive sounds nice, reality would be very different. I very much doubt I'd want a future partner to fuck all the local guys, be away on tour, etc.  They would carry on working for sure. WG's I've spoken to have had husband's, kids etc so it obviously happens, just not for me.

If I ever met a WG I really fancied, I'd leave wishing I'd met her down the local pub instead, start off a relationship "normally."

[Bangers and Gash]

…. then I'd pay all the best ladies from UKP to spend the next year on a private island with me...

Not exactly spoilt for choice, mate. 

[blackburnian]

Twat 

+100

[misterali]

I don't think it's half term.
Yet this is the third or fourth Zero-Review-Bullshit-Question™ thread I've seen in the last few days.
Maybe the heat brings them out - they definitely roam in packs.

Maybe all those Journalists trying to scoop a story

[LLPunting]

I don't think it's half term.
Yet this is the third or fourth Zero-Review-Bullshit-Question™ thread I've seen in the last few days.
Maybe the heat brings them out - they definitely roam in packs.

Haven't you heard, they've all got iThingies now that Mom and Dad don't know how to regulate and they're always up past bedtime under the covers with their iThingies on.  They do pervy things like "Twit" and play "Snap" and open social media accounts despite being underage.  And there's something called "IG" which I have no idea about, Instant Gratification or some such.  In my day I was too busy wanking over porn mags whilst trying to keep the torchlight on the pictures and the sheets clear of my launch pad (not ipad).  All those years of oral dexterity training keeping the Clubs, Men Onlys and Razzles lit paid off when it came to RO.

[LLPunting]

Maybe all those Journalists trying to scoop a story

Don't call them "Journalists" you'll have them believing they've got proper jobs and you're teaching them to spell.  Just leave it at "Hax".

[misterali]

Don't call them "Journalists" you'll have them believing they've got proper jobs and you're teaching them to spell.  Just leave it at "Hax".

[LLPunting]

Not exactly spoilt for choice, mate. 

I'd have some PIs track down the stars of yesteryear and make them an offer they couldn't refuse - £100k for a year on a luxury Tropical Island, full board and lodging, only 24 hrs per week on the job, free holidays if they choose to come.  Zizzi perhaps, amongst others.  Should be able to rustle up 20 fully-screened women.  Failing that we'll just advertise on SA for 50 girls at 2k per month each.

[Marmalade]

Can’t believe he’s not been banned yet. Could no one be bothered reporting it?

[shrewsmale]

I think I'm having a Richard Gere moment, not the one that supposedly involves a hamster, but the one where he meets a WG that he really likes as in Pretty Women

I have to say it was the best punt I've had, we got on really well and I could've stayed all night and she wouldn't have minded (or charged more either).

Any one else come dangerously close to being a berk over a WG? I've heard of guys buying really expensive gifts for WG's that the girl promptly sold or leaving the wife and ending up minus the family home and all of their money.

Has it happened to anyone? How did it end up?

out of interest if the girl from Shropshire?

[Moby Dick]

Who's the WG and who are you comparing her with?
Do a review instead of posting this soppy bollox.

[Marmalade]

fucking useless thread 

[myothernameis]

I think I'm having a Richard Gere moment, the one that supposedly involves a hamster

Sex with a hamster, oh how lovely, do tell how was it 

[Paris69]

Sex with a hamster, oh how lovely, do tell how was it 

Furry   

[PLeisure]

I'm not after voyeuristic details of your previous punts. More someone to shake me and tell me I'm being a twat.

OK, "You're a twat"   
But you already knew that and still needed to post this thread to validate your miserable existence.

Seriously, have you really nothing better to do than wilfully promote your immaturity?   

[wristjob]

So not a problem introducing your new bird to all your mates and when they ask what she does for a living you can tell them she sucks strangers cocks. Maybe you should phone your mum tell her all about it.

Just kidding, it all sounds really sweet. Maybe you should ask her if she wants to borrow any money, or maybe she's already asked you?


The point of punting is you get to fuck her whenever you want, none of that foreplay BS and she's never going to have a headache. She won't kick you out your house, run off with your TV etc. If her dad dies you don't need to give a toss. If she gets too fond of pork pies you bin her and find a younger sexier version and nobody will judge you over it.

[Serenity]

Ever heard underpromise, overdeliver. She's a sound businesswoman. Without profanities, it really is about the money. In Pretty Woman he hired her for her stick shift skills, not her bedroom finesse. Hence your answer. Once you've paid for sex it's almost certain there'll be no romantic connection. You've commercialised the meeting. It's hard to undo that. In your mind she'll always be a working girl. It's white knight heaven. And she'll exploit that to the maximum. Regulars give a constant income stream. Any working girl wants regular punters and will employ whatever emotional pull is required to get them, or physical perversion, whichever is the guys predilection. Wake up to reality. Have fun!

[BP]

Ever heard underpromise, overdeliver. She's a sound businesswoman. Without profanities, it really is about the money. In Pretty Woman he hired her for her stick shift skills, not her bedroom finesse. Hence your answer. Once you've paid for sex it's almost certain there'll be no romantic connection. You've commercialised the meeting. It's hard to undo that. In your mind she'll always be a working girl. It's white knight heaven. And she'll exploit that to the maximum. Regulars give a constant income stream. Any working girl wants regular punters and will employ whatever emotional pull is required to get them, or physical perversion, whichever is the guys predilection. Wake up to reality. Have fun!

Oh do fuck off

[BP]

Can’t believe he’s not been banned yet. Could no one be bothered reporting it?

Obliged

[BP]

Ever heard underpromise, overdeliver. She's a sound businesswoman. Without profanities, it really is about the money. In Pretty Woman he hired her for her stick shift skills, not her bedroom finesse. Hence your answer. Once you've paid for sex it's almost certain there'll be no romantic connection. You've commercialised the meeting. It's hard to undo that. In your mind she'll always be a working girl. It's white knight heaven. And she'll exploit that to the maximum. Regulars give a constant income stream. Any working girl wants regular punters and will employ whatever emotional pull is required to get them, or physical perversion, whichever is the guys predilection. Wake up to reality. Have fun!

oh fuckleberry.  i reported this and meant to report the OP
I am a twat