So lets say it was your birthday coming up...

[karsaorlong]

...and you wanted to treat yourself to a money-no-object (within reason!) punt that could be multiple hours, multiple WG, but just one punt to reward yourself for getting a whole year older.

What would you go for?

[sharpshoes78]

Probably get a mega bus to London and sample some of the delights there
Much mpre choice
Then take in a show. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND The Book of Mormon

[ampersand]

Probably get a mega bus to London and sample some of the delights there
Much mpre choice
Then take in a show. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND The Book of Mormon

WB and Far From Average.

For a week and a half.

[OMellors]

I’d go for a duo.  :  


They can be great fun if you get the right two, and 2 who get on with each other      


There are many who offer this service and go for the 2 you prefer, in terms of your “type”   You could go for the Nuru experience with Olivia, or have Dita trample all over you with those killer heels.

As long as it’s not Wolfie & SW   

Sorry,     I did say it was your preference. Didn’t mean to influence you
OM

[np500]

Don’t celebrate birthday’s anymore ! Too depressing  with so many of my age, younger , and in some cases fitter, dropping out on me , I tend to just celebrate the good things in life I’m still able to enjoy, which thay obviously can’t any more ,  so I just tip my cap when I’m lucky enough to have a great hour with one of the girls I see , but if I was to treat my self, I’d see a few of the girls I’ve been waiting to see off my h l , capped off with a 3sum 

[OMellors]

Don’t celebrate birthday’s anymore ! Too depressing  with so many of my age, younger , and in some cases fitter, dropping out on me , I tend to just celebrate the good things in life I’m still able to enjoy, which thay obviously can’t any more ,  so I just tip my cap when I’m lucky enough to have a great hour with one of the girls I see , but if I was to treat my self, I’d see a few of the girls I’ve been waiting to see off my h l , capped off with a 3sum 

Well, Red, that’s cheered us all up for a cracking Saturday evening

You need to get a grip, man.

I have no idea how old you are. But I bet it’s younger that Donald Trump, and he’s still shagging all these EE wives. 

You’re also younger than Jeremy Corbyn.  Ummm. See what you mean. 

Case of the MASH Theme. Suicide is painless

OM

[playpal69]

It's a question I've been considering, as I've got a milestone birthday coming up soon.

Being a one shot kind of punter, it's a concern going ott with a duo etc. I know I'll lose interest once my bolt is shot

Nice Asian duo in London that caught my eye on AW , got a soft spot for them

What to do ? 

[np500]

Well, Red, that’s cheered us all up for a cracking Saturday evening

You need to get a grip, man.

I have no idea how old you are. But I bet it’s younger that Donald Trump, and he’s still shagging all these EE wives. 

You’re also younger than Jeremy Corbyn.  Ummm. See what you mean. 

Case of the MASH Theme. Suicide is painless

OM

Oops, sorry O m , too much reality on a paid for fantasy web site , trumps a millionaire, he can afford to , or can he ? And yes, I do like a good looking suicide girl, and I also have one coming up , who shall I mark that with ?

[OMellors]

, got a soft spot for them

What to do ? 
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Firstly forget your soft spot. That’s the last thing you need. 

Go for girls who “get on with each other “. It takes the pressure of you and the girls get to enjoy themselves, which reflects on the whole meeting, and you get a nice lesbo show whilst conserving your energy.     

Of those I’ve seen and match the above, and are currently active, I can vouch for Dita & Foxx,  they’re  both different but both adorable 



However, there are others. It’s up to you


OM

[vw]

...and you wanted to treat yourself to a money-no-object (within reason!) punt that could be multiple hours, multiple WG, but just one punt to reward yourself for getting a whole year older.

What would you go for?

I would have a wank.   

[OMellors]

I would have a wank.   

Want a hand. 

OM

[playpal69]

On form tonight OM 

[mrdiamond77]

Don't tend to celebrate birthdays either, but a duo would be a good idea.

[OMellors]

On form tonight OM 

Doing my best to bring a little humour into a generally doleful  life.    . Got to keep a stiff upper lip as well as a stiff member I

Sadly, I can’t seem to bring a smile to WE’s lips.    despite trying to raise a magic wand fund. 

Beginning to think I’m her idea of an Anti Christ. 

OM

[bazingaboy]

I'd get Vixxen out of retirement for a few hours with Amy Snow and little Katie of Bristol

[Steelworker]

I'd get Vixxen out of retirement for a few hours with Amy Snow and little Katie of Bristol

Vixxen, I saw her 3 times. A great name from the past.

[Cardifflad1974]

Ahh Vixxen, only saw her once but she spoilt so many others when you compare them to her😭

[Steelworker]

Ahh Vixxen, only saw her once but she spoilt so many others when you compare them to her😭

She didn’t spoil Aimee and Katie for me though 

[welshguyforyou]

If it were me I’d probably try and get a 3sum, but with a ts ladygirl and a suicide girl esque- some dp/ a bit of tranny cock for me and a few filth filled hours with maybe a dungeon kind of environment. Failing that Id be happy to have a get together with what few friends are genuine and see if I can drain the local of its vodka

[np500]

If it were me I’d probably try and get a 3sum, but with a ts ladygirl and a suicide girl esque- some dp/ a bit of tranny cock for me and a few filth filled hours with maybe a dungeon kind of environment. Failing that Id be happy to have a get together with what few friends are genuine and see if I can drain the local of its vodka

Swap vodka for Guinness and drop the dungeon and it looks great to me   

[welshguyforyou]

Swap vodka for Guinness and drop the dungeon and it looks great to me   

Now if she had drank a few pints of the dark stuff the night before, and proceeded to release the nights build up while being dp’d that would make a birthday to remember.. but if I were to drink it it would certainly be a night I wouldn’t remember 

[mrdiamond77]

Swap vodka for Guinness and drop the dungeon and it looks great to me   

What about the tranny Red?   

[welshguyforyou]

What about the tranny Red?   

 

[np500]

What about the tranny Red?   

It was my humour Mr D ! You know I have my own 

[mrdiamond77]

It was my humour Mr D ! You know I have my own 

 

I noticed on UKE that Kinky Kelly - a.k.a. Naughty Nadine - is offering duos with a TS in Cardiff.  Just wondered if you would be interested.  Just helping a fellow punter out.   

[np500]

I noticed on UKE that Kinky Kelly - a.k.a. Naughty Nadine - is offering duos with a TS in Cardiff.  Just wondered if you would be interested.  Just helping a fellow punter out.   

Only interested if she’s a stunner ( as in, looks like a stunning woman with very female body  ) so I could take her to one of a couple of S P’s  who are more than interested in such a duo, the idea is to do a 3sum with two cocks for the ladie and I don’t have to look at a bloke, it’s all in the head, all in the head !  But fuck me ( not literally ) that may cost !

[sharpshoes78]

How was the birthday?