Author Topic: BLACKPOOL'S BEST ( Abbie)  (Read 2461 times)

cuticlekid

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Anyway, I wanted to share my experiences with this escort as I've stupidly met her 5 times now - everytime I was pissed up and regretted it each time (bar 1 occasion)

Currently advertised as 'Blackpool's Best' on AW. Clearly not! 

She tends to flit from Blackpool to Hastings, I've met her once in Hastings and the remainder in Blackpool.

If I look at her profile when I'm sober then I feel repulsed, but once I've had a few beers down my neck she turns into this filthy sexy whore who I wanna shag.  (I know, I know...pack in the booze!)

I suppose what's attractive is her cheap rates. Think about it lads, been to town, haven't pulled all night, wasted your time chatting up birds who wind up buggering off with fellas that are more attractive than you.  :P Hmmm what next? I know...let's pay Abbie a visit, only £40 like! Let's do it!
I'm talking from personal experience here, but I'm guessing that's how she gets most of her bookings lol ...who in there right mind would do her sober ?!?!

FIRST MEETING

Location : Blackpool

1 hr. Short notice booking (bladdered) she accepted.  house was near central drive. Greeted me at the door in tracksuit bottoms and a t shirt covered in what looked like baked bean juice.  Didn't mind as it was short notice. Husband sat there in living room. I was like...wtf! He smiled and said he wouldn't interfere. Thought it was proper weird.

Led upstairs by Abbie, she changed  into something  more more appealing. She still looked rough. Now, the thing I was excited about was her sloppy BJ. I'd heard many, many great things about her oral skills. To be honest her sucking action is dire! I really don't see what all the fuss is about?!?!

She smelt clean but had a tangy underpanty smell about her fanny.  Didn't stay long down there.

The sex was very robotic , the occasional groan but clearly fake. Her tits are saggy which I like but her teeth are like a row of bombed houses . She clearly needs a visit to the dentist. I know I'm being harsh here but I genuinely thought she used a yellow highlighter pen on them for a laugh. This detered me from any DFK which is something I love to do. (Check her pics she's always got her gob shut)

I thought I'd try anal with her first. On with the blob bent her over and ...oh hello Mr Pile! :vomit: I was geared up so I rammed it in her tight arse anyway which she loved.

Cowgirl time, no rhythm, looking up at the wall, she couldn't be arsed. Put me right off , think she knew I was starting to get fed up so she pulls out cucumber and starts sucking it. Did nothing for me , I was perplexed why the cucumber was getting action when it hadn't paid a penny!

Wanted an end to it so I laid on top of her, new blob on and Mish position until I came.

Visit 2

Hastings. 30min. Rotto again. Blowy and doggy until I came. Nothing exciting.

 Same for the rest of the visits really. I get the impression that Abbie doesn't really want to do the escorting and it's her fella putting her up to it. That's one of the many reasons I've decided to stop going. I think she's being exploited by him and kind of feel sorry for her. But hey, that's just my opinion, I could be totally wrong.

To be fair to Abbie, her shy side is rather sexy, and I like her boobs. It's just a shame about the rest. She severely lacks enthusiasm, and if a punter is paying (despite the amount)  then you should least make an effort!

 She's known to do BB which I never indulged in (and never would) and I would caution anyone thinking about it with her.

I decided to get STI tested (peace of mind) after my visits as I was worried about catching something from OWO. Thankfully all clear!

If you're going to go there then rubber up, don't look at the teeth and tell her you have a fear of cucumbers !

Good luck.










Offline hammond

Sounds about as appealing as a prison visit, think rather pay more look for something better cant be that hard.

Offline blackburnian

Im sure she's on profile 100+  is she part of the group mentioned in thi thread ??? - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=168266

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Offline Georgedaviesok

She's nothing to do with that lot but has been in Blackpool on and off for 5-6 years. I did see her on her first season, the review is pretty bang on, a truly uninterested shag and I should have known better. Still bareback too even though every now and again her profile state she doesn't. Husband always on site.

Offline Laid_back_bloke

I’ve clicked on her profile a few times, not deliberately though. It’s as you say, she regularly changes her name. The king you’ve found a new one....

I can say, I could be on the edge of utter alcoholic blackout. I’d still not be going in there. £50 in Blackpool can get you a half decent Thia to fuck.....

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I know yeah... *Hangs head in shame

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Im sure she's on profile 100+  is she part of the group mentioned in thi thread ??? - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=168266

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She's a barebacker in Blackpool, but she's not part of the Garfoot gang.
Her husband is her pimp, and he's the guy who writes all the fake reviews for her on AW. He's an evil junkie shit who manipulates her: she's educationally subnormal. He exploits the fact that she likes sex, he uses her as a money machine.

One point: she's a barebacker, and not a very clean one. Get yourself checked.

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You can spot his reviews a mile off...As He Always Uses A Capital Letter On Every Fucking Word.

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FWIW, the first time I got thrown off Adultwork was for posting a bad review which told the truth about her. Within three days the negative was deleted, and I was banned. Had to create a new account and log in from the USA for the next six months (Amazon virtual machines are wonderful)

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FWIW, the first time I got thrown off Adultwork was for posting a bad review which told the truth about her

Scutty - a review as in you've actually punted her ???  :vomit:

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Scutty - a review as in you've actually punted her ???  :vomit:

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four or five years ago when I was new to this game. I think she was my first punt and I started at the low cheap end of the market for practice. Wished I hadn't. Afterwards I felt as guilty as hell. And sick as fuck
I'm fairly certain I've commented on it on here before

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four or five years ago when I was new to this game. I think she was my first punt and I started at the low cheap end of the market for practice. Wished I hadn't. Afterwards I felt as guilty as hell. And sick as fuck
I'm fairly certain I've commented on it on here before

Well that was a great introduction to punting I bet , you've done well to carry on  :hi:

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That has to be the funniest review.  Haha ffs.love it
Banned reason: Piss taker with no intention of reviewing.
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Really " sexiest female ever"  can we report to trades description ?

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Anyway, I wanted to share my experiences with this escort as I've stupidly met her 5 times now - everytime I was pissed up and regretted it each time.

If I look at her profile when I'm sober then I feel repulsed, but once I've had a few beers down my neck she turns into this filthy sexy whore who I wanna shag.

Think about it lads, been to town, haven't pulled all night, wasted your time chatting up birds who wind up buggering off with fellas that are more attractive than you. what next? I know...let's pay Abbie a visit, only £40 like! Let's do it!

1 hr. Short notice booking (bladdered) she accepted. Greeted me at the door in tracksuit bottoms and a t shirt covered in what looked like baked bean juice. Didn't mind as it was short notice. Husband sat there in living room. I was like...wtf! He smiled and said he wouldn't interfere.

* Led upstairs by Abbie, she changed into something more more appealing. She still looked rough.

* She smelt clean but had a tangy underpanty smell about her fanny. Didn't stay long down there.

* ...her teeth are like a row of bombed houses. She clearly needs a visit to the dentist. I know I'm being harsh here but I genuinely thought she used a yellow highlighter pen on them for a laugh.

* ...she pulls out cucumber and starts sucking it. Did nothing for me, I was perplexed why the cucumber was getting action when it hadn't paid a penny!
 
* If you're going to go there then rubber up, don't look at the teeth and tell her you have a fear of cucumbers !

Actual FUCK ME. What TF is the matter with you? You're sick in the mind; you're periodically, compulsively attracted to this repulsive, pathetic and abused thing ...and yet you've clearly got a talent for comedic writing. You urgently need taking in hand sir: and not by penny-arcade whore.  :timeout:


She's a barebacker in Blackpool... Her husband is her pimp, and he's the guy who writes all the fake reviews for her on AW. He's an evil junkie shit who manipulates her: she's educationally subnormal. He exploits the fact that she likes sex, he uses her as a money machine.

Sheesh!  :thumbsdown:

« Last Edit: June 25, 2018, 08:18:35 pm by Heph »

Offline chrishornx

Simple question to the OP....WHY?

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She tends to flit from Blackpool to Hastings, I've met her once in Hastings and the remainder in Blackpool.



She was awful, yet you went all the way to Hastings to see her?   :unknown:

Offline hammond

OMG  1 hour £120,  I dont mind bit of rough but have limits.

says on the description age is 31,  somehow I dont believe that.

Offline blackburnian

OMG  1 hour £120,  I dont mind bit of rough but have limits.

says on the description age is 31,  somehow I dont believe that.

Well thanks for that astounding insight , just shows that over 7 full years of leeching have actually resulted in you being capable of spotting a minger.

At first I thought the OP was a bit of a twat - but your post history puts all that into perspective !

I actually have a lot more respect for him having shagged the minger and even having the balls to review it  - unlike leeching twats who have given fuck all back to the rest of us true punters sniping a few smart comments from the sidelines  :bomb:

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