Who is your most favourite escort?

[vw]

I’m as weird as anyone because I punt. It’s a tough place for good reason. Odd non punters and pimps try to spoil it. That’s why there’s challenge. Keep punting and reviewing and there’s a bunch of us helping each other. Hopefully you can become part of it. We all get stick now and again

Yep sure do.   

[WelshElise]

Chil out guys thought hobbies were supposed to be fun maybe the heats got to him 

[McLovin69]

Are you being deliberately dumb in this post?

Or am I wasting my time even engaging with you? You seem to have missed the part of my post where I suggested you share your experiences. Instead you decided to act like a child, get all defensive and not do yourself any favours.

Since i started posting on ukp i haven't had a punt when i do i will review the escort i see, in the meantime if i post a review it will be a negative one because if i can help someone from wasting their money with a rubbish escort then i will.

I myself look out for the negative reviews because i dont want to see a rubbish escort, now have you got that or do you want me to dumb it down for you? And what is it with you and these reviews? Do you use them as wanking material or something?

[McLovin69]

Chil out guys thought hobbies were supposed to be fun maybe the heats got to him 

I am hot lol

[SeekingtheTruth]

Since i started posting on ukp i haven't had a punt when i do i will review the escort i see, in the meantime if i post a review it will be a negative one because if i can help someone from wasting their money with a rubbish escort then i will.

I myself look out for the negative reviews because i dont want to see a rubbish escort, now have you got that or do you want me to dumb it down for you? And what is it with you and these reviews? Do you use them as wanking material or something?

Fuck me, you are an idiot aren't you?

I tried to point out to you where you can provide some information yet you have somehow taken that as if I suggested your grandmother used to suck off small goats.

I give up with you though, enjoy UKP, I doubt you'll last long with the attitude you have.

[McLovin69]

I do as you seem a complete prick that has been here before.   

It takes one to know one, and ive never been on here before

[OMellors]

Chil out guys thought hobbies were supposed to be fun maybe the heats got to him 

Excuse me. I say excuse me WE

Chill out?  ‘Twasn’t me getting all excited & worked up, Mrs, about

Cabbages
Hobnobs
Tinned pilchards
Magic wands
Somalians

And Lord knows what besides

OM

[vw]

Do you use them as wanking material or something?

Did you wank over them when you were banned?

Which reviewer was your favourite to knock one out to?   

Can you make it to the end of a wolfie review?   

[WelshElise]

Excuse me. I say excuse me WE

Chill out?  ‘Twasn’t me getting all excited & worked up, Mrs, about

Cabbages
Hobnobs
Tinned pilchards
Magic wands
Somalians

And Lord knows what besides

OM

im more into shoes and handbsgs om

[OMellors]

im more into shoes and handbsgs om

Never mind dear lady, it is all part of being blonde 

SI has similar problems. 

[Grumpy Pumpy]

Ok sorry for the late reply work has been hectic so i haven't had time to reply.

I preferred it when you were busy in work 

[McLovin69]

Fuck me, you are an idiot aren't you?

I tried to point out to you where you can provide some information yet you have somehow taken that as if I suggested your grandmother used to suck off small goats.

I give up with you though, enjoy UKP, I doubt you'll last long with the attitude you have.

You tried to pint it out did you? Yhea i could be dumb but at least im not a fucking retard like you, i know where i can provide information and i just told you when i have my next punt i will review it, hopefully she wont be as retarded as you.

And by the way it was one goat and his name was larry, and unlike your grandmother mine didnt get her arse battered in by a horse

You are the weakest link goodbye

[WelshElise]

Never mind dear lady, it is all part of being blonde 

SI has similar problems. 

my blond is bleach powder and developer om and a very patient hairdresser

[OMellors]

I preferred it when you were busy in work 

 

[OMellors]

my blond is bleach powder and developer om and a very patient hairdresser

You mean you’re not a natural blonde. 

I’ll have to look into this further.   Much further

OM

[McLovin69]

I’m as weird as anyone because I punt. It’s a tough place for good reason. Odd non punters and pimps try to spoil it. That’s why there’s challenge. Keep punting and reviewing and there’s a bunch of us helping each other. Hopefully you can become part of it. We all get stick now and again

I will do

[WelshElise]

You mean you’re not a natural blonde. 

I’ll have to look into this further.   Much further

OM

naturally really dark almost black hair om

[OMellors]

naturally really dark almost black hair om

I need proof. 

And I don’t mean a poxy photo

OM

[mrdiamond77]

im more into shoes and handbsgs om

And Elise certainly does have a lot of shoes.  The Imelda Marcos of Cardiff Bay.   

[WelshElise]

And Elise certainly does have a lot of shoes.  The Imelda Marcos of Cardiff Bay.   

whos that?

[mrdiamond77]

whos that?

She was President of the Phillipines.  She had a large collection of shoes.

[WelshElise]

She was President of the Phillipines.  She had a large collection of shoes.

just googled most have been destroyed soo sad poor shoes

[mrdiamond77]

just googled most have been destroyed soo sad poor shoes

Are we having a minutes silence for them?      

[Steelworker]

Are we having a minutes silence for them?      

.

We did 10 minutes ago, MrD 

[WelshElise]

.

We did 10 minutes ago, MrD 

im not that sad lol

[OMellors]

im not that sad lol

Accept it as a term of engraciation WE 

People usually only engage in banter with people of whom they are fond   

For me, anyone who likes JL, can't be all bad  -  despite  the Michael Kors & Christian Louboutin   

OM

[Hectorshouse]

I’m as weird as anyone because I punt. It’s a tough place for good reason. Odd non punters and pimps try to spoil it. That’s why there’s challenge. Keep punting and reviewing and there’s a bunch of us helping each other. Hopefully you can become part of it. We all get stick now and again

DF - good advice from SW, which I agree. 

Welcome aboard.

Suggest that you hold back on the posting until you have at least 5 reviews under your belt.

I joined three months before you and also had and still do have challenges, but until you start to build a profile that we can all relate to, then you will be treated with skepticism and rightly so.

You've been on here four months with 1 review, it took me 10+ reviews before I felt confident enough to ask questions, suggest you go punting, review and keep a low profile whilst we see what you are about.

This is a good forum, except for a couple of idiots, try to fit in and you will read some valueable information about WG's in all respects.

Don't, like I used to do - bite!

! have learn't some valuable lessons from fellow posters on here!!

HH 

[WelshElise]

DF - good advice from SW, which I agree. 

Welcome aboard.

Suggest that you hold back on the posting until you have at least 5 reviews under your belt.

I joined three months before you and also had and still do have challenges, but until you start to build a profile that we can all relate to, then you will be treated with skepticism and rightly so.

You've been on here four months with 1 review, it took me 10+ reviews before I felt confident enough to ask questions, suggest you go punting, review and keep a low profile whilst we see what you are about.

This is a good forum, except for a couple of idiots, try to fit in and you will read some valueable information about WG's in all respects.

Don't, like I used to do - bite!

! have learn't some valuable lessons from fellow posters on here!!

HH 

well hes not got other punters asking us to slap him yet  must be a good thing ha ha

[np500]

Agree with H H there, don’t go too deep too fast, take your time, things will soon loosen up if your patient, and only then will you reap the rewards !

[sensualencounter]

RedDevil that sounds like perfect advice for anal 

[OMellors]

well hes not got other punters asking us to slap him yet  must be a good thing ha ha

Never mind the other punters, where do you stand on the question of a good slapping 

OM

[SeekingtheTruth]

Never mind the other punters, where do you stand on the question of a good slapping 

OM

Just book her and be done with it already 

[WelshElise]

RedDevil that sounds like perfect advice for anal 

sorry red but haha

[np500]

sorry red but haha

If you did’t think I meant that, you still don’t get me 

[WelshElise]

If you did’t think I meant that, you still don’t get me 

you need to re read it lol 

[np500]

I was giving fozzy some advice, but in a way that could be read many ways, it’s a punting forum, you must know where I come from by now !

[STAR-LORD]

Agree with H H there, don’t go too deep too fast, take your time, things will soon loosen up if your patient, and only then will you reap the rewards !

Some great 'intimacy' tips there!    

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