Living near to the Lancs border gives me the opportunity to swing both ways, geographically that is!! I also like a good massage and thought for a change from Thai I would try Chinese. A search on Gumtree found
Mongolia/Chinese lady offer fully body relaxing massage in our massage center.
External Link/Members OnlyAt £35 for the hour I was tempted, but the comms was strange. This took place a few months ago. Seeing that it opened at 10.30, I fired off a text at about 9.45 hoping to get in early the same morning. I knew it would take me about 45 mins to get there. A wait of about 20 mins, then I get a reply from a different number, 'Yes, come now, come now', I reply saying I can be there for around 10.45/11. Then while I'm driving I get the same message about 2 or 3 more times, you'd think the fucking chip pan was on fire and I was the fire brigade. I'm on the M62 so can't stop and reply so just keep driving. Then the original number texts with a similar message. When I get to the exit junction, I pull in and text back that I'll be there in about 10/15 mins. Again, 'Come now, come now'.
About 10.50 I park in a back street and get to the shop. No-one in reception but a young girl comes out from a side room, and says there's someone already there but I'm told to wait, will be less than 10 mins. A few mins later, another guy walks in, girl comes out, he says 'I have a booking for 11.00'. I'm thinking there only seems to be one room and one girl, have she fucked up. She tells him 'sorry gentleman already here (pointing at me), you come back later'. He's obviously pissed off, and duly pisses off, muttering various things under his breath.
So after another 5 mins, guy comes out of the room looking suitably refreshed, leaves, and then it's my turn. She asks for a few mins to tidy the room and then I'm in. Do I feel like going through with this? No surprise that I did
So, decent size room, proper massage bed with towel, am asked how long and asked to strip.
Now I know it's not easy to judge ages with Far-eastern girls, but this girl seemed very young, by no means under-age but I guessed at early 20s, and as I'm the wrong side of 50 I can get a bit uncomfortable with young girls. But I thought, I'm here for a massage so what's the problem. I know some of you are waiting for the description, about 5'4, size 10/12, facially not a stunner but ok, dressed in a short white dress-type outfit, with (as I was to find out) pants and bra underneath.
Massage started out fairly legit. On my front, legs, back, shoulders, then she climbed up on the table and started to put more into it, stretching, pulling, pushing, I'm thinking this is better than I was expecting. My arse also gets some attention. Then she pulls an arm round my back and traps it with her sat on top of it, so I become aware that she has my hand trapped under her fanny, interesting. This continues for a few mins alternating both my hands. Then she pulls me to one side, reaches under and touches my dick and asks me to turn over.
When I turn over, she then explains the pricing, £35 for the hour, he for £10 or b2b for £30. Obviously I am now more comfortable with the situation and say I would like b2b but have only £50 with me, she says ok and asks me to get the money. Her kit was off in seconds, bit more oil and she's all over me like a rash. This carries on for about 5 mins, then she positions herself for the he, the inevitable happens, am cleaned up then she gets dressed again. Now the strange bit is that whilst all this is going on, she's giggling, like no-one had ever offered her 50 quid before and couldn't believe her luck.
There's a clock over the other side of the room and I see I've only had about 45 mins, but no problem, she carries on with the massage on my front, then turns me over again and does some more on my back.
So thinking I've had a fairly decent 50 quid's worth, she asks me to sit up on the table, then she comes in for a hug, I reciprocate, she reciprocates even more, I put my hands under her dress, next thing she's taking it off again...and the bra....and the pants. Then the giggling starts again. At this point you're probably thinking I fucked her over the massage table, but no, she didn't try or want anything sexual, she hugged me stood up, then rolled back over the table, still giggling. Eventually we just got dressed, I gave her the money, and time to go. She tells me her name is Mimi and 'come back again soon'. I leave having been there 20 mins over the hour.
In summary, I was happy with the massage, and the b2b was as good as any I've had before, and definitely vfm, so it's a +ve. I haven't been back since, but wonder if I should try another Chinese massage girl
