Author Topic: Sirima Ashton Under Lyne  (Read 3345 times)

Offline B1g B1ll

After receiving "bad press" for my first ever "review" (considered to be not a review and was moved to 'Discussions' See https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=204329.msg2102118#msg2102118)
I thought I would try to redeem myself:-

Sirima Thai Massage, (Ashton Under Lyne) does not get many mentions on this forum, so I thought I'd give it a shout...
External Link/Members Only with links to sister shops in Wigan and Atherton

I've been frequenting this place for about 6 months now, as its real local to me.
As per most places of this nature it has quite a high turnover of staff, I've seen, in chronological order:-
   >Nuk
   >Nut (On loan from Wigan shop)
   >Linda (Owner)
   >Warin (On loan from Wigan shop)
   >Sandy (On loan from Wigan shop)

In general I've found the outfit to be pretty good, no real bad points, each WG has her own little quirks +/-'s.

Comms
Pretty good in general, with obvious language barrier, always got through on 07739 578 289 and strangely enough, they always seem happy to discuss 'full menu' over the phone.

LOCATION
Easy to find, parking is ok P&D (£1 = 3 hrs) accross the road and up the hill 2 mins walk.
On a busy main road so lots of traffic, foot/cars, so its a bit daunting as the door is always locked so your stood waiting, the door cant be opened quick enough, esp as a local lad.
Reception is a little dingy but OK.
I think there are two rooms, + shower, but not sure I've always been in the same room, nice decor warm & cosy, but there is only ever one WG on duty, at least by my experience.

Massage Rates
£25 for 1/2 hr
£35 for 1 hr
£55 for 1 1/2 hrs
£65 for 2 hrs

Extras
H/E (Clothed) for £20
H/E (Naked) for £30
B2B + H/E for £40

Girls
Nuk - Mid 40's. Very nice girl (my favourite there). Looks 7/10. gave a very pleasant and competent massage, not really too sensuous, nor too many CC swipes, but pleasant enough, then to the bussiness, the H/J was a little fierce and plenty of oil was required to prevent it from becoming sore, she was quite happy to use her body in the process (even though we had only agreed on the naked H/E not the B2B option) and allowed a full fingering session to cum. One one occasion she even helped me out with a finger tip up the old poo chute.

Nut - Late 30's. As per her name implies, this child was wild, a real nut job, would suddenly yelp with laughter at the strangest of comments to her she and she openly admitted she was very booze driven and was looking for a boyfriend to keep her in supply... Looks 4/10.Not too hot on the massage either, nice tits but that's about it really, allowed touching but not full finger insertion.

Linda -  Mid 50's. Nice enough woman. Looks 6/10. Massage was nothing special really, a little wooden if I'm honest. Again would allow touching but no insertion.

Warin - Mid 20's. Quite hot really, Looks 8/10. quite a hottie really and her massage technique was probably the best of all the girls, but despite this I would opt for Nuk over her, I don't know why, we just didn't really connect, not that you attend these establishments to form a relationship :).

Sandy - Claims 39 (could be) very nice girl but a bit 'like your aunt'. went for the full B2B on this occasion, and TBH I think Aunt Sandy needs to go back to B2B & massage school for a refresher, her massage  is more of a rub oil all over you and her B2B skills were non existent really, I asked her to use her body more in the massage and she just climbed onto the table and stuck her tits near my face whist enthusiastically whacking me off, she just didn't get it... and as for touching, she winced and pulled away from anything more than light fondling of her tits & arse, said "nippules velly senutive" and deffo no pussy touching, "you can look, but no touch". Sandy's redeeming feature is:- after the mop-up she gives quite a relaxing head massage.

Summary
I know I was a bit down on Sandy, but overall I enjoy visiting this place and I'm sure I will continue to do so, but having said that, after discovering this forum I have become aware of Sofia - Ashton and I have a tentative agreed plan to visit her after my little jaunt to Rugby this week, and after the reviews on here I am quite looking forward to a real B2B experience.
I will review both Su & Nin Ya - Rugby External Link/Members Only Sofia - Ashton External Link/Members Only, in Due Course.

Watch this space...

MW96

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This place is a no go for me as its right on my doorstep.I wish they had a back enterance.

Offline B1g B1ll

I wish they had a back enterance.

Well, there’s a thing, they do have a back door, but the last time I asked it was with a new girl and she said she didn’t have the key for it, but the previous girls deffo did.

It brings you out through a gate onto the side street off Penny Meadow, much better.

My last visit there was only about three weeks ago, so it could well be the same girl, Sandy as she said she would be there for about another month (from then).

It’s worth an enquiry though.

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I've seen, in chronological order:-
   >Nuk
   >Nut (On loan from Wigan shop)
   >Linda (Owner)
   >Warin (On loan from Wigan shop)
   >Sandy (On loan from Wigan shop)

When I wrote this, (my first review) I was not aware of the one girl per review rule — sorry!! :thumbsdown:
« Last Edit: June 28, 2018, 10:16:04 am by B1g B1ll »

Offline BobTB

I've only been here once and wrote it off after seeing Linda, thanks for the review of the other girls, I'll have to give it another try :thumbsup:

Offline B1g B1ll

But bare this in mind though...
I think there are two rooms, + shower, but not sure I've always been in the same room, nice decor warm & cosy, but there is only ever one WG on duty, at least by my experience.

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Its a shame they dont offer sex just happy ending

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Its a shame they dont offer sex just happy ending

Yes and believe me I've tried...

The closest I ever got was with Nuk, who I believe went back to Thailand to see to her sick Father, BUT I was told she may be back in the area now, not sure if she is working Sirima though.

I rek if she had have stayed around long enough, it may just about have been on the cards.

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I went a few years back saw a girl there who had nice breasts, big.  Metnher regularly and she did offer fs as she got to know me.  Let me know if they get some new transfers in lol
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Offline scutty brown

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Its a shame they dont offer sex just happy ending

FWIW as far as I can remember every time I've been to one of the Srima/Srida shops, or seen one of their girls "on loan" in Walton, FS has happened

Been a while since I used any of them though
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