Lisa - Bambi Massage / North End Road

[alexm40]

Link: External Link/Members Only
Com: Didn't book any appointment, just turned up.
Location: Half way between West Kensington and West Brompton stations. Corner of North End Road/Lillie road so a conspicuous place, a goldfish bowl. Very busy road so during rush hours, motorists and buses are almost at a standstill, plenty of time to have a look!
30 mn Massage & HR: £30 + £30

Nobody at the till so waited for 1mn or so. Eventually the receptionist came, chinese lady in her 40'. Not really attractive. Didn't see anyone else. Asked for a massage, paid £30 and been told to go downstairs, in one of the room (4 rooms). Went alone.
Stunned by the room. Immaculate, nice design & colours, large and impeccable italian shower. Definitely the best ever massage room I've seen so far. Take a virtual tour here: External Link/Members Only
It gives you a perfect idea of the place. No lock on the door.

The receptionnist herselp came in. Told me to take off boxers. Good Massage on legs, as required. A bit too oily but was relaxing and plenty of cc swipes. Question asked, agreed for a HE, £30, no room for negociation. From there, more cc swipes, plenty of reach under. Asked me to turn around. Hand job even a bit mechanical but at least no fake moaning and popped quickly.
Shower offered. Then the lady disappeared. Nobody in the shop when I got upstairs and walked out.


Pros
Incredible place, clean and lovely
Extras offered
No fuss

Cons
Conspicuous place
Haven't noticed any attractive lady

[Fuzzyduck]

Thanks for the review. I'm looking at massage options in the area in the next week or so and this might be something different, as well as being a bit of a lottery with the masseuse.
Looks quite a smart set-up and reasonably new. Google streetview still shows it as a motor space place.

If you haven't already done so, might be worthwhile posting in the London massage shop mini-reviews thread and linking through to this.

[thetinman007]

It's £20 for HE there. I got topless HE there for £30. Do not pay more.

[Fuzzyduck]

It's £20 for HE there. I got topless HE there for £30. Do not pay more.

That's for the extra intel.

[76shen]

It's £20 for HE there. I got topless HE there for £30. Do not pay more.

Did you see Lisa. or someone else. Could you give details on what she looks like. age and size.

[stryker13]

Love your description of the location, go past that place quiet often and always get a funny feeling inside about how exposed that place is!! 

[alexm40]

It's £20 for HE there. I got topless HE there for £30. Do not pay more.

I tried £20... but failed 

[alexm40]

Google streetview still shows it as a motor space place.

Darn you are right! But told you: the HJ was a bit... mechanical so it does make sense!

[Fuzzyduck]

I tried £20... but failed 

It's a difficult one sometimes, but there's a need to stand your ground or prices overall will just creep upwards.
I'd either say that I'd pay £30 but want topless. If another no, I'd shrug and say "ok, I'll just have the massage, today thanks". I'd be surprised if she didn't seek to renegotiate. Always good to mention that you go to other local places.

[alexm40]

I'd either say that I'd pay £30 but want topless

Yes I agree. But the pb was I didn't want topless, it would probably have been a turn off 

[thetinman007]

You're correct. She doesn't have the best tits, small and odd shape. Carrying a little excess weight.
When I went to Bambi Beauty in Crawley recently the lady tried charging £60 for b2b, even though its always £40 there.
I started the haggling and got her down to £50. She wouldn't budge from £50... Until I said no problem and just to continue the normal massage. You'd be surprised how amenable they suddenly become! I wouldn't recommend Lisa for b2b or HE. Like OP said, very business like and mechanical but the actual massage was superb.