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4 review(s) for SuzanneShowVIP (0 positive, 0 neutral, 4 negative) [Indexed by Sinz]

Offline Entropy86

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Romanian girl. Definition of mechanical. Obviously in her profile pics she has a layer of makeup on that rivals the ozone layer, and she looks great. In reality she is very plain; though her body is fucking banging... thanks in no small part to her surgeon.

This was like a checklist of everything that annoyed me about sessions.
- Didn't give exact address until on street
- Only communicated via phone, not text, with terrible connection and very thick accent. It took two calls and five repeats just to get the number of the flat
- Building should be condemned
- Asked for an hour, once there told can only do half hour
- Not a second of foreplay or teasing. No massage, no kissing, even chastised me for touching her tits. Why did you even get those funbags installed, then?!
- Everything covered
- Two minutes of riding, then hopped off and went to the hand. I asked her for missionary, she said 'No, cum.'

I guess the price is right. 60 for 30 minutes and she will get you in and out in about 12 minutes so you could probably do the 15 and save even more money. The only thing saving the experience is the body.

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Romanian girl. Definition of mechanical. Obviously in her profile pics she has a layer of makeup on that rivals the ozone layer, and she looks great. In reality she is very plain; though her body is fucking banging... thanks in no small part to her surgeon.

This was like a checklist of everything that annoyed me about sessions.
- Didn't give exact address until on street
- Only communicated via phone, not text, with terrible connection and very thick accent. It took two calls and five repeats just to get the number of the flat
- Building should be condemned
- Asked for an hour, once there told can only do half hour
- Not a second of foreplay or teasing. No massage, no kissing, even chastised me for touching her tits. Why did you even get those funbags installed, then?!
- Everything covered
- Two minutes of riding, then hopped off and went to the hand. I asked her for missionary, she said 'No, cum.'

I guess the price is right. 60 for 30 minutes and she will get you in and out in about 12 minutes so you could probably do the 15 and save even more money. The only thing saving the experience is the body.
A Fucking horror show! ... :bomb: ...The worst of the worst ROM experiences...it's indicative of most of them... :dash:...Not all though...

Offline seeker

Can't believe  op is actually recommending 15 mins ... :D
You'd be better sticking her on the black list and avoiding her altogether  :thumbsup:

Offline chinafan

Nightmare. And looks like something you'd see in one to.

Offline hmscossack

Adultwork sums it up for this Romanian -

SuzanneShowVIP has chosen not to allow their Ratings and Feedback to be viewed.
You will need to draw your own conclusions as to why that might be."


I have one cast iron rule - never see a Romanian , unless its inside a Sauna  .

I totally feel for the OP reviewer , as I had the same awful experience in Amsterdam , with no touching ( and my hand was given a smack when I tried to stroke her )
and zero intimacy , a dreadful experience , where I walked out in total disgust and angry -  total waste of 30 Guilders back in 1994 .


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I still don't get why newbies go for these girls, especially if they have joined here and spent any time at all reading posts. Is it just that they look like the simplistic image of what a whore should look like; all plastic tits, puffed-up lips and big hair? Maybe they're looking for a complete contrast from their wives?



Offline Clattypats

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Maybe they're looking for a complete contrast from their wives?
Then it probably ends up the same  :unknown: ...Don't touch this, Don't  touch that...Don't do this, don't do that... :sarcastic: :lol:

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Then it probably ends up the same  :unknown: ...Don't touch this, Don't  touch that...Don't do this, don't do that... :sarcastic: :lol:

So Roms are so shit they can't even provide that bit of escapism. What you're saying is that guys are handing over vast quantities of their income to some tired old wrinkly boot that will probably just waste it on shoes, has no interest in them, or in sex, and can't wait to see the back of them once they've got their mitts on the cash. And that's different from staying home with the wife, how?

 :lol:


Offline FBman78

I still don't get why newbies go for these girls, especially if they have joined here and spent any time at all reading posts. Is it just that they look like the simplistic image of what a whore should look like; all plastic tits, puffed-up lips and big hair? Maybe they're looking for a complete contrast from their wives?

I think it is because there are so many Roms in the game and they will take anyone over the phone/text and promise you everything,.....basically just service seekers being a bit hasty and naive.

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So Roms are so shit they can't even provide that bit of escapism. What you're saying is that guys are handing over vast quantities of their income to some tired old wrinkly boot that will probably just waste it on shoes, has no interest in them, or in sex, and can't wait to see the back of them once they've got their mitts on the cash. And that's different from staying home with the wife, how?

 :lol:
More eloquently put, than myself... :lol:

Offline seeker

She looks like something out of the Rocky horror show  :scare:

Offline Entropy86

I still don't get why newbies go for these girls, especially if they have joined here and spent any time at all reading posts. Is it just that they look like the simplistic image of what a whore should look like; all plastic tits, puffed-up lips and big hair? Maybe they're looking for a complete contrast from their wives?

Nah it's because they are available almost every day with a super minimum amount of effort to set up. Low hanging fruit.

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Nah it's because they are available almost every day with a super minimum amount of effort to set up. Low hanging fruit.
"Super minimum effort" for a shit punt  :rolleyes: ...Yeah, sounds great!... :wacko:

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