Hi All,
First of all I was really upset about being called Ban Ki Moon by by the Legend that is Mr Foo, I had to Google who who he actually was, though he was some vile dictator like Pol Pot or something. But ex Secretary General of the UN, I'll accept that.
Seems like my dramatic writing style his raised a lot of hackles. Anyone who's seen my attempt at a first ever review will know how bad my wanna be writer's style can be, dramatic and fluffy don't even cover it. It's hard but I try to reign it in, especially on reviews.
Hi Midori, I was a bit upset about being called "demanding" too as I'm far from that, quite a pussycat really.. Here's how my "demand" really went..
Me: Baby I know you're busy but I really wanted to see you tonight........Her: Okay can you come right now? Where are you? ......Me: I'm downstairs....
Her: Okay babe come up....
So in my dramatic writer's head, maybe someone got bumped for me, even though it may have meant nothing more than her having to put her pizza in the oven to eat later. We'll never know as I never asked...
As for treating regulars and newbies equally? Would be nice in the real world but in the punting world, Regulars and Newbies are not created equally.
A quick glance at SAAFE and you'll get the gist.
.Regulars are our bread and butter men and should be cherished. ESCORT 38.
However I have a steady flow of regular gents, who I value a great deal as it?s these guys who pay the bills month to month. BROWN EYED GIRL.
Re: Questions about anal?
I'm also thinking of offering it as an extra to some of my regulars. LOUBYLOU
When the market dips because its football season or there is an influx of cheap as chips foreign girls or its that month thats shit every single year?your regulars are the ones who keep you going till it picks up again. They are champs and should always be appreciated x
SASSY SLAPPY.
As we ALL really know, regulars and newbies are treated different, but I for one understands and accept this as a reality of punting. I have punting acquaintancies who say the same thing regularly apps pushed back cos a reg has just turned up. It happens, it's a regular, we accept that, we don't like it but it's a reality.
As for the comments "Dodgy" and "One to watch?" Get a fucking grip buddy, it's a topic on a discussions board for buying pussy, not a motion in Parliament.
We all hide our identities better than fucking Bruce Wayne, We all LIE to our wives, LIE to our girlfriends, LIE to our families, children, friends, bosses, work colleagues, but worst of all we LIE to the dog. But he knows, he smells that bit of strange on your fingers even though you showered, yep, he knows.
Frankly, there are bigger issues and Elephants in the room to discuss and get your grapes in a bunch than how a WG juggles her apps.
What kind of discussion forum do we really want? One where newbies are afraid to ask a simple question or advice for fear of some Fuckwit barking at him like a dick cos he hasn't done a review? ( I do appreciate the importance of reviews by the way in saving time, money, heartache and even lives, ie secret Barebacking alerts). Or one where ANY topic can be raised, discussed, supported or shredded, not the personality. Personal attacks and name calling works well on ITV Jeremy Kyle show, show if that's your bag then fuck off and watch that.
There are some genuinely nervous potential newbies out there afraid to take t
he plunge, I was one of those a few months back. Didn't have a clue, thought I'd get mugged, stabbed by a pimp, arrested for soliciting,(I know), so I think my Newbies tips thing is valid and helpful. So here's a good tip for you with your years of punting experience and knowledge, try helping a newbie out and add a fucking tip to help why don't you, THIS IS NOT YOUR OWN PERSONAL SITE.
I think it was the wise Legend that is The Foo said," punting is not a game for the feint hearted" Damn right, There are risks at every turn from being punched by Sergei, robbed by a WG, to a trip to the GUM clinic and everything in-between. There are no Queensbury rules in punting, and anyone who thinks apps juggling doesn't happen or regulars and others are treated equally, frankly, shouldn't be allowed out punting unaccompanied.
My appologies for rambling on so long but must stress, that no-one had their booking scrubbed, no-one went home full bagged and no children or animals were hurt during the writing. Booking always tend to balance out pretty quickly anyway, ie, ambitious 1 hour bookings that end after 30 min, 30 min bookings that end in 12, (no shame in that), cancellations, no-shows and freaks who turn up and say, "your not the girl in the picture" even when she clearly is..etc.
I may put a copy of the Newbies thread onto the UK board, no idea how to though, might just cut and paste it, maybe admin have some ideas if it's possible.
Again, my apologies for such a long-ass post.
