External Link/Members Only Hi all. Wasn't sure if I wanted to write this review but couldn't resist sharing this experience. I had an itch in the middle of the week around 8pm so looked at available girls on AW. I had been with Lilychinababy earlier so tried her number but she has now left. I was told that Cecilia has taken over who also offers protected penetration. No other girl available so went ahead.
Comms: Very good. Immediate reply to texts. Already knew the location which is safe and discreet on the famous street with plenty of parking so went there.
The girl: Definitely in her 30s. Decent body. Big good tits with big nipples (definitely have been working in the past). Not too pretty but not bad looking. Barely speaks any English (no surprise there). The lights were very dim so difficult to say but resembles the pictures on AW.
Service: Hid behind the door. Was wearing a short nighty. Agreed 100 for 1 hour (massage and penetration). She asks me to undress and takes off her dress. So far so good. Then I see a big bush downstairs (definitely a turn off for me). I said what the hell, I have already paid so get on with the restt of the service. I tried to grab her ass and she says your hands are too cold. Ok. Lets enjoy the massage. Off I go on my back. One of the most painful massages of my life. She has very average skills. She was also probably tired since kept yawning and had a poker face the whole time.
Anyway after 20 minutes of pain I turned around since I felt she was just wasting time. The minute I turned around she went for wipes and scrubbed by groin and penis so thoroughly and repeatedly that I felt she was about to do surgery on it. I am normally clean and had taken a shower immediately prior to the meet. Anyway. Some average ball licking and running the tongue around the groin. Then something funny happened. After every minute she would turn around and spit in a bucket kept next to the bed (I had noticed it earlier but wasn't sure what it was for). It was really funny. Anyway. Had lost most of my erection by this time but she suggested oral and asked if I wanted uncovered. I asked for a protected. On with the condom (which was obviously new) but still she would suck me for a minute and then spit into the bucket. I just thought it feels like she is sucking venom out of my dick after a snake bite. The minute I thought of it, I started laughing and she was just baffled as she could not get the reason (I did try to explain her). Anyway after a minute or so of this confusion, I asked her to let me take the lead since her Blowjob was not working and I asked her to lie with me. She asked me to wait for a second and picks up a bottle of mouthwash (yes it was beside the massage oils), gargles for like 10 seconds and then spits in the bucket again. It was hilarious (at least to me).
I get her on the bed and asked for French kissing which was denied although it is mentioned on her profile (didn't bother explaining it since she wouldn't have understood it). Start sucking her boobs and the erection comes on. Get ready to go in but there was a big bush blocking the way. So I decided to use the oil and slid it in between her thighs with sucking her boobs and came.
Again with the as per surgucal standards everything was cleaned and then I had a good arm and leg massage (The only positive thing in the meet). The whole time I kept picturing her sucking the venom out of my shaft and gargling and kept trying to stop myself laughing. Took a shower after 40 minutes and left with 10 minutes still left.
I would have given her a negative but I did enjoy the humour of the situation. It felt like being in a porn blooper movie. Wouldn't recommend anyone else to go there. Just not worth it. And I can never look at mouthwash the same way now.
Topic: Funny experience Cecilia Cheung (Read 1969 times)
