Even greater than my loathing for the words, "Treat her well", is my loathing for the words "What happened, between us, shall remain private"
FFS, why write an FR in the first place?
If you choose to write an FR you need to tell other men if the girl is worth booking - is she fit. did she wear the costume, did she treat you well, did you get the sex that you want.
Why waste everybody's time writing bland, anodyne FRs that are of no use to anybody?
I hope that any FRs on UK Punting which contain the words "What happened, between us, shall remain private" and/or "Treat her well" will be immediately deleted.