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Author Topic: What happened, between us, shall remain private  (Read 2812 times)

Offline Matium

Even greater than my loathing for the words, "Treat her well", is my loathing for the words "What happened, between us, shall remain private"

FFS, why write an FR in the first place?

If you choose to write an FR you need to tell other men if the girl is worth booking - is she fit. did she wear the costume, did she treat you well, did you get the sex that you want.

Why waste everybody's time writing bland, anodyne FRs that are of no use to anybody?

I hope that any FRs on UK Punting which contain the words "What happened, between us, shall remain private" and/or "Treat her well" will be immediately deleted.

Offline Jimmyredcab

I would never use that expression ------------ however I never do explicit FR's, that is not fair on the girl, she may choose to lick my arse and not yours -------- or visa-versa. ;)

Offline softlad

I never do explicit FR's, that is not fair on the girl, she may choose to lick my arse and not yours --------  ;)

What's wrong with Matium's arse ?  :scare:

Offline foresight

I would never use that expression ------------ however I never do explicit FR's, that is not fair on the girl, she may choose to lick my arse and not yours -------- or visa-versa. ;)

Agreed, plus I really don't want to read someone getting themselves off on reliving the experience - sex can be so very banal when recounted. Even good writers struggle.

Facts and opinion please,  but a full narrative is unnecessary.

Offline JockStar

Some people love going into detail.

I personally think that experiences should remain private, but you can certainly say more than "What happened, between us, shall remain private"
FRs for me are more of a 'was the place safe to visit', 'clean and welcoming', 'easy to find', oh and 'Yes she does whats on her list !'

There are some hardsports reports I've seen when you definately think they've gone too far dedscribing that BUT
for that kind of thing, how else can you specifically say that the girl CAN and DOES do that kind of thing !

Offline Jimmyredcab

What's wrong with Matium's arse ?  :scare:

Nothing at all I am sure ---------- which is why I added --------- "or visa-versa."   

Offline softlad

Nothing at all I am sure ---------- which is why I added --------- "or visa-versa."   

Busted....... :(

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Offline Jacob

FRs for me are more of a 'was the place safe to visit', 'clean and welcoming', 'easy to find', oh and 'Yes she does whats on her list !'

Yeah, in other words useful information. I'd add her enthusiasm level as far as one can gauge it.

Offline Matium

We must be ever vigilant against fluffication, especially terms like "Treat her with respect" and "What happened between us, shall remain private".

Offline Boy

FFS, why write an FR in the first place?

It's probably what someone mentioned yesterday, that writing "Private, between us two" deludes the Punter who wrote it that what went on between him and her was quite unique and that there was some special bond between both. Field reports can go to either extreme and don't even match up with the description of the punter, from what I've read. Recently I read a FR from a lad who went bareback and went into much erotic detail - "Continuing to pump my raging cock into her before my spunk hit boiling point and I unloaded gallons of baby batter into her deep moist cunt, laying there inside her spasming and twitching till every drop was surely spent before pulling out to watch my seed drool out of her filled up love tunnel in all its glory" (similar to that, anyway) but it made me laugh when most feedback on his profile from WGs was along the lines of - "Very shy and quiet guy. Nervous.".   :sarcastic:

Offline AnthG

We must be ever vigilant against fluffication, especially terms like "Treat her with respect" and "What happened between us, shall remain private".
I am confused by this bump to this thread. Fine the Treat her with respect is groan worthy. But the what happened between us.. was decided as the preferred way to write field reports by previous posters here? Just not wording it specifically in that way.

I would never use that expression ------------ however I never do explicit FR's, that is not fair on the girl, she may choose to lick my arse and not yours -------- or visa-versa. ;)
Agreed, plus I really don't want to read someone getting themselves off on reliving the experience - sex can be so very banal when recounted. Even good writers struggle.

Facts and opinion please,  but a full narrative is unnecessary.

etc. etc

My take on why guys write that is because the girl has made it appear she has done that service specifically only for him. When it reality she does it for everyone.

Mooney

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I can never be arsed to go into detail on a field report. If its on the girls to do list you don't need to be sherlock holmes to work out what went on.
I think the last one i just stated "as much as i could fit in in an hour".

Offline Punter2012

I always like to right detailed feild reports so that I can let others know how good the girl is and that she did provide the services she says. I have not had to right a bad one so far.

Not a great reader of frs, not many for edinburgh anyway, but if you are going to write one, remember you are not writing for readers digest. Most of us can live with the dissapointment of not getting our arses licked, but its only right that girls prepared to go the extra mile get credit, and hopefully a bit of business. I dont agree with guys outing girls for doing bareback, especially if its in  a sauna, you are just getting a girl into trouble with her workmates.  If a girl barebacks, a little hint will do nicely. In the real world of punting, as opposed to the cyber world, girls who bareback are popular. Especially with me.

Offline kiwi69

Not a great reader of frs, not many for edinburgh anyway, but if you are going to write one, remember you are not writing for readers digest. Most of us can live with the dissapointment of not getting our arses licked, but its only right that girls prepared to go the extra mile get credit, and hopefully a bit of business. I dont agree with guys outing girls for doing bareback, especially if its in  a sauna, you are just getting a girl into trouble with her workmates.  If a girl barebacks, a little hint will do nicely. In the real world of punting, as opposed to the cyber world, girls who bareback are popular. Especially with me.

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Offline pabulum

In this man's real world of punting it's very helpful when it's made clear that a girl does bareback, either by her or by a client. It assists me in avoiding them and their contacts.

(And I know that it's often said that 'girls who don't' will indulge in bareback with some favoured clients: that just doesn't tie in with my experience.)

Offline mattylondon

Even greater than my loathing for the words, "Treat her well", is my loathing for the words "What happened, between us, shall remain private"
Words consistently used only by condescending and sanctimonious fluffies. No more. No less. Makes me puke every time I read it.  :thumbsdown:


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Offline mattylondon

In this man's real world of punting it's very helpful when it's made clear that a girl does bareback, either by her or by a client. It assists me in avoiding them and their contacts.

(And I know that it's often said that 'girls who don't' will indulge in bareback with some favoured clients: that just doesn't tie in with my experience.)
Well then you must either punt on a higher level than I or are perhaps somewhat older! I've been offered it several times, in many different areas and I've only been punting for four years, on and off. Therefore, your experience doesn't tie in with mine, my friend. Which just goes to show we're all unique in what we bring to the table on here. Perhaps you're simply not a favoured punter, oops sorry, 'client', as you like to call yourself!  :hi:

« Last Edit: February 22, 2012, 11:02:07 PM by mattylondon »

I do agree that "What happened, between us, shall remain private" is useless in a report.  I prefer detail in reports myself but even if you don't the report needs to indicate which particular activities you engaged in, how willing she was to do them and how good she was at them.

She may list everything in her profile but if no report mentions that she has actually done e.g. anal, it might be reasonable to assume that it won't be her strong point.

Also, there's a huge difference between what she does and how she does it.  If her trick is to suck your balls during oral and that's not something you like, the meeting may not be satisfactory.

So for me more detail is good although I accept that some of you guys prefer the reports to be short and snappy.


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