Author Topic: Penelope Escort - London Outcall  (Read 4306 times)


6 review(s) for penelopeescort (3 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Joe Tortolano

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Was down in London for work, whittled my search down to 3 or 4 that ticked my boxes. Penelope was the one that had availability, I was definitely weary given the mixed bag she has on here in terms of reviews but the little brain overruled the big brain.

Comms

Quick and easy, although she still doesn’t give out a number on the day for organising the finer details. Uses a personal email address, didn’t bother me and was still as quick and easy as if I was texting her.

The Girl

I found her friendly and easy to get on with. Facially, pretty in a girl next door way. She was dressed casual and I thought her body was going to be vastly over hyped as couldn’t really make out any shapes from her baggy clothes, but when she got undressed. Those tits, my word! Could write a whole review solely on them, they were like nothing I’ve seen before. World class, as I read someone else describe them. She is also slim, relatively petite and a decent bum.
 
The service

I felt we got on quite well and had a good laugh, she came across as attentive and puting in the effort in. I’m quite a vanilla guy so not a whole lot to confirm but her likes list was accurate in terms of what I was after: FK (lots of it and quite sensual so not the usual pecks, but was closed mouth and no DFK), OWO, RO, various positions and COT. Round 1 lasted quite a while, she initiated round two, same as round 1 and enjoyable, but I didn’t manage another finish, must be getting old!

Negatives

No real negatives.

Price - my first London punt so imagine there is better VFM out there but the price is what it is. I chose to pay it, others won’t.

When round 2 was winding down as I knew I wasn’t going to finish she checked her phone (for the first time) and we were bang on time. She said “right that’s time”, or words to that affect, which felt a bit clinical. Although she wasn’t in any rush getting ready and was quite chatty so maybe wasn’t intended to come across as clinical.

Geography dictates I probably won’t get a chance for a repeat for a while, and given the choice available in a London and the fact I enjoy variety would probably try someone else next time I’m down but otherwise wouldn’t have a problem with another booking with her.

Cheers,

Joe
« Last Edit: June 14, 2018, 10:43:44 am by Joe Tortolano »

Offline king tarzan

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This bitch is at it again,  short changing punters again.
£300 and shit closed mouth kissing! !
What right fucken liberty taking bollox by this ridiculous so called escort!!
Top sterling  for shit service!!
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300 per hour hmmmmmm  :dash:

Fake tan gone wrong?

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Absolute joke

Yet some still keep going to her..

Magnetic knockers!!
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Offline magnetico

How much did you pay Joe all inc?

Offline Joe Tortolano

Absolute joke

Yet some still keep going to her..

Magnetic knockers!!

Not sure why she seems to be getting you so irate. Her prices are what they are, there wasn’t any hidden extras etc. We all have a choice we either pay what they’re asking, or decide against it. This time I chose to pay it, there’s plenty of other times I’ve deemed the price a provider was charging as not VFM and decided against it.

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Not sure why she seems to be getting you so irate. Her prices are what they are, there wasn’t any hidden extras etc. We all have a choice we either pay what they’re asking, or decide against it. This time I chose to pay it, there’s plenty of other times I’ve deemed the price a provider was charging as not VFM and decided against it.

Note irate at all..
Your money your notes..
Couldn't care less...

Her services are limited for £300.. certainly not any value at £300 notes..
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Offline LanghamLodge

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Not sure why she seems to be getting you so irate. Her prices are what they are, there wasn’t any hidden extras etc. We all have a choice we either pay what they’re asking, or decide against it. This time I chose to pay it, there’s plenty of other times I’ve deemed the price a provider was charging as not VFM and decided against it.

There are always those who complain about prices they can’t afford, and end-up projecting their jealousy.

Her photos suggest she is a stunner, certainly not the average-looking WG one pays a £100-or-so/hr. for.
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Offline king tarzan

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There are always those who complain about prices they can’t afford, and end-up projecting their jealousy.

Her photos suggest she is a stunner, certainly not the average-looking WG one pays a £100-or-so/hr. for.

Simply for £300 one would expect guaranteed dfk  .
But that's not the case..
I have paid £300 once, it was brilliant but sadly the bloody woman had no tits. . Well they were there obviously but fried eggs..
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Offline king tarzan

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Well this one there hugely there but no dfk..

2 opposites of £300 smackers..
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Offline Dayardie

Read dis review mugs will be mugs but agree best knockers by a country mile..... See her Twitter is gone

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=174609.75

Offline king tarzan

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Read dis review mugs will be mugs but agree best knockers by a country mile..... See her Twitter is gone

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=174609.75

+1

The good bad ugly whores will always have there pussy poodles. ..
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Offline Dicky

She's a shit stain of a con job and flip flops.  I asked her thrice for RO and she turned me down everytime during the punt. Then on my review she said I should have asked for what I wanted. When pointed out that I did, she then came up with an excuse that she doesnt like RO because someone previously reviewed her pussy looks ugly....thats bollocks because she sometimes offers it and sometimes doesnt. Then there was no second round as she stayed out of reach and yakked away for about 30 min.

Anyone spending money on this one should know she's a chancer.

Offline Joe Tortolano

She's a shit stain of a con job and flip flops.  I asked her thrice for RO and she turned me down everytime during the punt. Then on my review she said I should have asked for what I wanted. When pointed out that I did, she then came up with an excuse that she doesnt like RO because someone previously reviewed her pussy looks ugly....thats bollocks because she sometimes offers it and sometimes doesnt. Then there was no second round as she stayed out of reach and yakked away for about 30 min.

Anyone spending money on this one should know she's a chancer.

Maybe she just likes Scotsmen :cool: I had a good punt, but that’s not everyone’s experience. It’s not an exact science in this game, I’ve had my share of bad punts.

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She's a shit stain of a con job and flip flops.  I asked her thrice for RO and she turned me down everytime during the punt. Then on my review she said I should have asked for what I wanted. When pointed out that I did, she then came up with an excuse that she doesnt like RO because someone previously reviewed her pussy looks ugly....thats bollocks because she sometimes offers it and sometimes doesnt. Then there was no second round as she stayed out of reach and yakked away for about 30 min.

Anyone spending money on this one should know she's a chancer.

100% waste of money
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Offline Meursault

If a girl charges £300 good luck to her, if she can get away with it. There's a lot of rich fuckers who will pay - even when not getting DFK or being allowed RO! Some of us need to find girls offering better VFM and services.
She's trading off being English and having a banging body, again up to her.
However, what I would say is the way her profile is written screams bullshit and is so annoyingly patronising and meaningless. That alone would make me never see her, even if I wanted to pay the money.

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If a girl charges £300 good luck to her, if she can get away with it. There's a lot of rich fuckers who will pay - even when not getting DFK or being allowed RO! Some of us need to find girls offering better VFM and services.
She's trading off being English and having a banging body, again up to her.
However, what I would say is the way her profile is written screams bullshit and is so annoyingly patronising and meaningless. That alone would make me never see her, even if I wanted to pay the money.

+1 :thumbsup:

And those football's 👅👅👅👅👅👅👅

but way overpriced for shit service!!  :dash: :dash: :dash:
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Offline Fully Sated

she then came up with an excuse that she doesnt like RO because someone previously reviewed her pussy looks ugly....thats bollocks because she sometimes offers it and sometimes doesnt.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=174609.0

One comment in the past sticks out the most and said...that my vagina looked like a Macdonalds patty gone through several toilets...

That comment has put me right off my lunchtime, Quarter Pounder with Cheese!

Offline amateurbcn

Anal and being filmed are included in her favourites.
Did you try both at least?

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Fuck !! £300/hr ??

A big time joke for big tits and nothing else!!
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