External Link/Members Only "lovely lady"
Ok, so...
I don't usually write reviews, I think it's a waste of time as the escort will perform differently with different people, you know... Good looking customer, nice attitude will always get treated little bit better, with little more passion to say so, in comparison with a rude, less attractive guy.
This is a fact! (Check mythbusters.)
But...
This lady is so special and so amazing that I cannot help it but to say few words about her.
I call around 21:30, no answer, quick replay back, "text me". Make a booking for 22:30, receive adress, sat nav ready, seat belt on, taking off.
Get there, close to magic roundabout, call, get flat number, nice building, clean, take the stairs, knock on door, (actually she was already opening, when I knocked, she was smelling the money, I had a cold, couldn't smell the bullshit).
Get in, nice appartment, clean, go to room, nice, clean, laundry to dry in the room, not very proffesional, didn't bother to much, but it adds up.
I knew the price, her services where a bit in the mist, I asked about FK, no (I have all teeth), OWO, no (this is bullshit), she asks if I want to take a shower, I ask her to come aswell, no (fk'in triple bullshit), came fresh so no need for shower.
I lay on the bed kissing her tits, she's standing, I grab ger and I lay on my back pulling her over me, immediately she start complaining, don't be agressive (since that moment I knew she is one of those narrow minded escorts, I should have left, better I didn't cus otherwise I would not have writen this). On the bed I ask about 69, she doesn't like it (so much shit that I started to smell aswell), starts oral, hand to much, deep? Just the head, ( surprisingly she didn't said anything about touching her boobs).
After all the fkin' shit she declined, (disappointed,very) my enthusiasm builds up and I start exploring, put her doggy, fake sounds, ( I am dying, fuck!) Ask to change, she says it's soft (well, for duck's sake of course it's soft, you are a robot, even a robot is more receptive, at least it does what its asked for). She starts sucking again, again hand to much, asked her if she can go deeper, she says she is to the edge of condom, barely under the head as she was pulling the skin upwards ( technically she was right), few minutes in, the sun is rising, ask her for some tit fuck, no, because of the piercing, ( I don't know why every time she felt she has to explain me the story behind why; I was like... fuck my life !!)
PS: she did accept in the end 69, but like she was doing me a favor, not cool. This was the worst deal in the history of worst deals, at that point dusk begun, tried to relax, it worked, I opened my eyes see her face, down the hill I went (she disgusted me, not body, but commitment to the job) close eyes, open eyes...fuck this shit, 5 minutes left, (scum, she tried to lie about time as well) she asked if I want to take a shower, I said no as I wanted to feel the shame because I didn't left earlier, hoping.( Never lose hope people).
Got dressed, on my way I was.
Way below average romanian uneducated money hungry pimp trained bitch.
Don't fall prey to her positive reviews on AW, majority by her or her pimp, or do fall, don't give a shit, but I learned my lesson.
SUMMARY
FLAT: 9, clean
APPEARANCE: 8, not great, nice tits but what for? Face, pretty but ugly.
ORAL: 6, condomed, mechanical, very little to none ball touch, only tip.
SEX: N/A I couldn't get it full size, she is a robot, even my hand is more caring.
ATTITUDE: -1, WOW, I mean fucking wow. She will do everything to buy time, everything (don't ask fkin question, she's gonna come with a report to answer). Useless escort, I paid her to escort me out of my mind.
<<<< Uncontrollably vomiting>>>>>
This beeing said... guys, boys, mens, mates, comrades BE WARNED, I am sure she is not the worst, but she is for me, so... If you wanna visit her, go ahead but I doubt you will enjoy your time.
Nana, out!
