Xx_sweet_blonde_xX – Gloucester

[vw]

Spotted this profile new in local search no info on here so took the plunge with a ½ hour booking for £60.

Comms

Straight forward call to Polish sounding girl and confirmed time, was told to call 30 mins before and was sent postcode, been to that road before lots.  Anyway 30 min before called from sunbathing in the park to confirm all ok, got to area and was told the door number, I was at other end of the road, hedging my bets as most punts are that end.

The Venue

Not a particularly nice place, top floor room with double bed and sloped roof  , door has holes in filled with bog roll  and door lock was an 8 inch high chair leaning against the door.  Bathroom was passed but not offered but had come from gym so clean and didn’t need.

The girl

She looks like photos but most like this one, pretty if she could smile but seemed incapable.  Body slim but not toned.  Dressed in matching black undies, stockings.  Throughout the meet was getting more and more skittish as if she was paranoid or needed a hit of something  .

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Services

Confirmed FK was available to start as if no FK was going to drop to 15 min otherwise as not listed.  She went to stash the cash and was fucking ages. She eventually come back and stripped naked for me bar stockings and had a smooch, FK not amazing but not the worst some slight tongue action.  On to OWO she wet wipe abused me fucking hurt then proceeded to suck me at 100 miles an hour, still no smiles.  No eye contact or chatting she reached for condom and the climbed on top, not a good idea as her head was touching roof so switched to detached missionary, with skitty behaviour and weirdness  . Was put off by that so suggested a wank as wanted to get out of there, she was quite good at that and shot my load over the loft roof and blanket, was quite a lot.

Job done I’m out of there, she is still skitty  she makes the bed neat again spunk and all.    Fuck me what had I lied in  , anyway left no kiss at the door and went about my day.
 
Summary

Would I return?  No chance despite quite fancying her was too rushed and impersonal for my liking, might have been better for a 15 min booking.  Add to that the spunk soaked blanket that was put back on the bed and the general weirdness nah.

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[DrConners]

door lock was an 8 inch high chair leaning against the door. 

Classy!! 

Job done I’m out of there, she is still skitty  she makes the bed neat again spunk and all.    Fuck me what had I lied in  , anyway left no kiss at the door and went about my day.
 
Would I return?  No chance despite quite fancying her was too rushed and impersonal for my liking, might have been better for a 15 min booking.  Add to that the spunk soaked blanket that was put back on the bed and the general weirdness nah.

Yuk! What a skanky cow - Thanks for the review & heads up VW 

[Doombar]

Zero feedback EE what do you expect? 

Maybe you could write her first AW feedback?   

[vw]

Zero feedback EE what do you expect? 

Maybe you could write her first AW feedback?   

No thanks I don't use that site, anyway I thought I was on ignore.   

[dog999]

Spotted this profile new in local search no info on here so took the plunge with a ½ hour booking for £60.

Comms

Straight forward call to Polish sounding girl and confirmed time, was told to call 30 mins before and was sent postcode, been to that road before lots.  Anyway 30 min before called from sunbathing in the park to confirm all ok, got to area and was told the door number, I was at other end of the road, hedging my bets as most punts are that end.

The Venue[/
What was the kids high chair there for?!!!!!!!!!

Not a particularly nice place, top floor room with double bed and sloped roof  , door has holes in filled with bog roll  and door lock was an 8 inch high chair leaning against the door.  Bathroom was passed but not offered but had come from gym so clean and didn’t need.

The girl

She looks like photos but most like this one, pretty if she could smile but seemed incapable.  Body slim but not toned.  Dressed in matching black undies, stockings.  Throughout the meet was getting more and more skittish as if she was paranoid or needed a hit of something  .

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Services

Confirmed FK was available to start as if no FK was going to drop to 15 min otherwise as not listed.  She went to stash the cash and was fucking ages. She eventually come back and stripped naked for me bar stockings and had a smooch, FK not amazing but not the worst some slight tongue action.  On to OWO she wet wipe abused me fucking hurt then proceeded to suck me at 100 miles an hour, still no smiles.  No eye contact or chatting she reached for condom and the climbed on top, not a good idea as her head was touching roof so switched to detached missionary, with skitty behaviour and weirdness  . Was put off by that so suggested a wank as wanted to get out of there, she was quite good at that and shot my load over the loft roof and blanket, was quite a lot.

Job done I’m out of there, she is still skitty  she makes the bed neat again spunk and all.    Fuck me what had I lied in  , anyway left no kiss at the door and went about my day.
 
Summary

Would I return?  No chance despite quite fancying her was too rushed and impersonal for my liking, might have been better for a 15 min booking.  Add to that the spunk soaked blanket that was put back on the bed and the general weirdness nah.

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[Yankinlondon]

No thanks I don't use that site, anyway I thought I was on ignore.   

How did you find her or link to her if you don't use the site?

[vw]

How did you find her or link to her if you don't use the site?

I don't use it to book or for reviews.   

What was your old name here out of interest?   

[Hectorshouse]

That's a crap experience VW! and from a Polish girl too! they are normally so reliable, but I guess the price would have given a clue.....

Better luck next time, but thanks for the heads up.

HH

[The Owl]

I think I'd have walked at the door holes filled with toilet tissue and door lock being a chair rested against it bit.

It's been claimed that spunk is a natural moisturiser. Your back might be feeling smoother after that booking. 

[vw]

I think I'd have walked at the door holes filled with toilet tissue and door lock being a chair rested against it bit.

well those things don't particularly bother me, but for others it would hence the inclusion.  the skitty behaviour was the off putting part.

Let me know when you post a walk neg review.   

As for moisturiser, will post some to you.   

[vw]

That's a crap experience VW! and from a Polish girl too! they are normally so reliable, but I guess the price would have given a clue.....

Better luck next time, but thanks for the heads up.

HH

Polish are usually reliable, was going so well until she went a bit skitty.  Have had plenty at that price for a functional punt.

My regret is not doing a 15 min unload as planned in my head when I left the house in the morning.   

[The Owl]

well those things don't particularly bother me, but for others it would hence the inclusion.  the skitty behaviour was the off putting part.

Let me know when you post a walk neg review.   

As for moisturiser, will post some to you.   

I'm a pretty low risk punter, rather than a TOFTT punter. I can't imagine walking unless I visit a well reviewed escort who suddenly has a complete turn for the worst.

Thanks for the moisturiser offer. Have you been taking tips from Demona Dragon on how to make extra money but are in the offering free samples stage. 

[ciderhead]

Could have been worse, getting off the bed the sheet could have been stuck to you

[DAlpine1980]

That sounds pretty much like my worst idea of a punt. Better luck next time.

[Cunning Punt]

Zero feedback EE what do you expect? 

Yes, it's a gamble but that's what punting is about and every WG started off on zero. In fact, there have been a number of ones with zero feedback who have been good punts, reported here.

Fortunately there are members on this site who are prepared to TOFTT and report back to help other punters.

Thanks for the warning, OP.

[Onlyblue]

Thanks for the review. Very useful as she’s now in Cardiff and was looking to try her.
Won’t bother now so cheers for that.

[vw]

Thanks for the review. Very useful as she’s now in Cardiff and was looking to try her.
Won’t bother now so cheers for that.

well that's the use of out of region reviews, glad it proved useful. 

something punters like doombar  don't understand. 

[Doombar]

That's a crap experience VW! and from a Polish girl too! they are normally so reliable, but I guess the price would have given a clue.....

HH

VW claims to be the oracle on this site, but this review shows how clueless he really is.  Many schoolboy errors.   

[Doombar]

No thanks I don't use that site, anyway I thought I was on ignore.   

You obviously don't know how Ignore works

Allows selective filtering of posts by sad cunts like you.  Very useful.   

[vw]

You obviously don't know how Ignore works

Allows selective filtering of posts by sad cunts like you.  Very useful. 

well you seem to still see them and reply, are you using it wrong ?   

[vw]

Many schoolboy errors. 

Like your ER review that does not match what you posted on her latest review, despite claiming to see her only once.   

[pythondan]

Thanks for the review VW - bullet dodged!

Note her AW name is now Sexy Meggy - from your review it should be Smeggy!

[Doombar]

Note her AW name is now Sexy Meggy - from your review it should be Smeggy!

Smeggy indeed    Still only 2 feedbacks on AW.  Ugly as sin.

Cant imagine why VW booked her in the first place?  You'd think someone who has spent so much time on this forum would know better  .  But then he has a track record of only seeing skanks that roll through the punting wilderness that is Gloucester ....  Maybe one day he will travel to Briz or Wales to visit one of the decent WGs reviewed on here that he has read about and commented on so many times?  But then some people never learn - they are just sad lonely losers. 

[vw]

Smeggy indeed    Still only 2 feedbacks on AW.  Ugly as sin.

Cant imagine why VW booked her in the first place?  You'd think someone who has spent so much time on this forum would know better  .  But then he has a track record of only seeing skanks that roll through the punting wilderness that is Gloucester ....  Maybe one day he will travel to Briz or Wales to visit one of the decent WGs reviewed on here that he has read about and commented on so many times?  But then some people never learn - they are just sad lonely losers. 

Are you still in love you sad cunt,  your Elise review speaks volumes of how you are regarded.   

Clearly you cannot read or would see some of where I have punted.  Was a funny/true comment about you having to cross the bridge as the Bristol girls won't see the needy pretend Dom that is you.   

Anyway Doombar you little cunt knuckle, why are you reviewing girls you you called unreliable and a bad WG? Local girls refusing to see you?

[Caratacus]

Cheers for the review VW. I had my eye on her as a possible punt as she looks pretty hot. I think I’ll give it a miss now though