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External Link/Members OnlyWaste of mae time with this one. Had an appointment at a set hour. Arrived at postcode wanting the flat number. After 5 minutes of waiting I phoned up again asking for the number. Where I was told “babe” I am running 5 minutes late I need to take a shower – with some muffled chat in the background. I agreed. After 10 minutes I phoned up again with no answer. Decided to look for plan B. Just after I fired of a plan B text she texts me back with the number.
I decided then to go ahead. Arrived at the almost top floor of her residence to be let in by this big porky. WTF you’re not close to your pictures in size terms darling. I am out. Thanked her for wasting my time and for being a fat porky. The flat was heavily scented, may not be your thing if you have a GF or something at home!
Had a good time with my Plan B
Looks 5/10 (facially the same girl as in the profile but you need to excuse father time and photoshop.)
Body 3/10 (fat cow)
Eagerness to please 1/10 (she does want your money!)
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