Anna_22 Stratford: great service but let down facially

[Dicky]

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Decided to see Anna as I was in East London a few days back.

Comms were flawless: made the booking with a few hours notice

Location: a few min walk deom the station. She only gave me the flat number which was a bit confusing as I did not know which floor and spent some time walking between towers through fire escapes. Flat was ok, TV on loud music.  Bathroom was functional. Her room was clean with AC on at full blast.

Looks: a big let down for me. Somehow with her half face photo and with some previous reviews, I had built up an image of a stunner. In my eyes, she is a 4 facially at best. It was her alright, but when viewed in real life, she is extremely plain looking and not attractive facially. Big round face with a double chin and no striking features. Boobs are great. Ass is pretty massive and round (an honourable contestant for the bubble butt thread). Slight belly (visible when she's on her fours). Definitely not gym toned. Beautiful hair and smooth skin. If this was on the basis of looks alone it would be a negative or neutral.

Service: very good. Although I was tempted to walk when I saw her, or reduce the booking to 30 min, I remained. Conversation was very awkward for the whole hour but service was top notch:
1. Very very nice DFK on demand. No hint of bad breath. Had a hint of smokers breath but only v little.
2. Amongst the top few OWO I have received...lots of DT and submissively allowing me to hold her head down. Slapping my cock against her face and tongue. 0 teeth involved.
3. Great 69. Got very wet and squirmy against my tongue and chin.
4. Doggy was awesome. Popped twice in 35 min all in which is really quick recovery for me...all on the strength of that ass. Popped in doggy both times.
5. Generous anal play. Also said anal was on offer when I asked (its not on her likes list). I didnt partake as I prefer giving advance notice for anal...not keen on shit coating on condom.
6. Shit massage between rounds but ground her pussy and boobs on my back so that felt good

Since I had popped twice in 35 min and the conversation was v awkward and I did not fancy her facially, I decided to take a longish snower and left at the 45th minute mark.

All in all a very pleasant girl with a great boobs and ass and great service. Only v below average facially. I would not look at her twice in public. 

1hr for 140.  Not sure why she charges more than Jessica her flatmate.

[king tarzan]

I always know try to go to escorts full face and body showing..
Not showing face or covering body I see as a RED FLAG

can't be arsed around too much wasting time and petrol nowadays. .

[Dicky]

I always know try to go to escorts full face and body showing..
Not showing face or covering body I see as a RED FLAG

can't be arsed around too much wasting time and petrol nowadays. .

I agree KT. 90% of the time the face is hidden, its because its not a nice one. For me notable exceptions have been Naughty Natt and Nikki Chan. Both very beautiful but hidden faces.

[king tarzan]

I agree KT. 90% of the time the face is hidden, its because its not a nice one. For me notable exceptions have been Naughty Natt and Nikki Chan. Both very beautiful but hidden faces.

I can fully understand there confidentially reasons for not showing there faces
But if you can manage to see jaw lips and little bit of nose one can build a bit of picture in mind how the lady would look like facially. .

[Parking]

I saw a pic with part of her face...had a gut feeling her face isn't so easy on the eye

Jessica is much better looking

[peter purves]

Cheers for the review and providing the answer to the perennial question 

Was her face such a let down in your opinion to have a detrimental effect on the punt?

Any further comments?

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[Dicky]

I saw a pic with part of her face...had a gut feeling her face isn't so easy on the eye

Jessica is much better looking

There was a recent review which said she's much better looking that Jessica. Now I know beauty is in the eyes od the beholder but if Jessica is anything like her facial pics, then Jessica is indeed miles ahead.

[Dicky]

Cheers for the review and providing the answer to the perennial question 

Was her face such a let down in your opinion to have a detrimental effect on the punt?

Any further comments?

It was detrimental to the extent that I felt like walking (didnt) and left 15 min early after 2 pops. The punt and service itself were extremely good and hence a positive for me. I was very erect and DFK'ed her (eyes closed  ) so it did not really affect the punt IMO. However if I had seen her face I would not have seen her and will not repeat her.

[horsa]

her ass looks as flat as a pancake from those pictures

[Parking]

There was a recent review which said she's much better looking that Jessica. Now I know beauty is in the eyes od the beholder but if Jessica is anything like her facial pics, then Jessica is indeed miles ahead.

I haven't seen Anna face to face so I can't confirm, I thought I was the only one who thinks she's not facially attractive.

Each to their own I guess...

[dwightschrute]

There was a recent review which said she's much better looking that Jessica. Now I know beauty is in the eyes od the beholder but if Jessica is anything like her facial pics, then Jessica is indeed miles ahead.

yeah that was me, I think Jessica is a bit mousy looking

Anna to me at least, was cuter and had a bombshell look about her, but to each his own

[Jess.pakistani]

and I'm all this to you, and yet you look like an idiot to appear here to see me for the third time, T...!

[Jess.pakistani]

yesterday and after you saw Anna it was clear for me who you are, and I find it funny, that if I'm mousy to you, why do you come here to see me?
 You should go see her, not the person who you give a neutral saying that she would definitely not come back, but has already appeared three times.
You are sick person.
this avatar lives up to its conduct

[Jess.pakistani]

And more one thing:
You should practice your profession very well, especially here on the internet on this site, but even though I sound like a bitch, I'm as smart as you.

[king tarzan]

Luckily she is not a complete monster facially
A couple of cans of beer and a few shots of whiskey everything fine..

[InstaPunt]

There was a recent review which said she's much better looking that Jessica. Now I know beauty is in the eyes od the beholder but if Jessica is anything like her facial pics, then Jessica is indeed miles ahead.

Tbh dwightschrute review for Anna also seemed like it had a hint of being a vendetta type post. A review about one girl yet he kept taking petty digs at another girl.

[Hackneylad1]

I'm confused now with all of this.

I suggest both girls place their non photoshopped verification face photos on here and we can all take a vote.

[Jess.pakistani]

And despite the comments, I think Anna a beautiful woman 

if I put my verification photo here, nobody else calls me anymore 

[Rav7]

And despite the comments, I think Anna a beautiful woman 

if I put my verification photo here, nobody else calls me anymore 

Lol , or you would need to hire a receptionist
Await your review on Anna 

[dwightschrute]

Tbh dwightschrute review for Anna also seemed like it had a hint of being a vendetta type post. A review about one girl yet he kept taking petty digs at another girl.

"hint of being a vendetta type post" what makes you say that? I mentioned her twice for comparison sake since they work together to give you lot a better idea of things

As for what she said in this thread, she has clearly gotten me mixed up with another punter again as I've just scrolled through her posts on my old review of her, looks like her brain has been addled with dicks

i thought SPs weren't allowed to post on UKP?

[InstaPunt]

"hint of being a vendetta type post" what makes you say that? I mentioned her twice for comparison sake since they work together to give you lot a better idea of things

As for what she said in this thread, she has clearly gotten me mixed up with another punter again as I've just scrolled through her posts on my old review of her, looks like her brain has been addled with dicks

i thought SPs weren't allowed to post on UKP?

All this time you thought SP’s were not allowed to post on UKP.... seems strange considering I first remember you from a review where the SP interacted with you...

I read your review for Anna_22... considering Jessica69 is heavily reviewed both Solo and as a duo with Anna, At the time it seemed to me like some of your comments about Jessica69 in a review not involving her, even if for comparison purposes 1) did not add up to previous reviews from others but experiences are subjective  and, so most importantly, 2) they appeared to be written not for the attention of punters but more for the attention of the escort. At the time I thought maybe a vendetta post following a bad punt, but now she says you’ve seen her 3 times, then if so,  I’d guess  you was trying to keep demand for that pussy low so you can have it for yourself  , especially after reading the ending of your neutral for Jessica69.

[dwightschrute]

All this time you thought SP’s were not allowed to post on UKP.... seems strange considering I first remember you from a review where the SP interacted with you...

I read your review for Anna_22... considering Jessica69 is heavily reviewed both Solo and as a duo with Anna, At the time it seemed to me like some of your comments about Jessica69 in a review not involving her, even if for comparison purposes 1) did not add up to previous reviews from others but experiences are subjective  and, so most importantly, 2) they appeared to be written not for the attention of punters but more for the attention of the escort. At the time I thought maybe a vendetta post following a bad punt, but now she says you’ve seen her 3 times, then if so,  I’d guess  you was trying to keep demand for that pussy low so you can have it for yourself  , especially after reading the ending of your neutral for Jessica69.

i guess it can be interpreted that way when you put it like that, but I only want to be honest and it’s defintely not the case, that’s just an odd thing to do  especially since she’s been around for a while and that I’ve apparently seen her only three times? Just doesn’t make sense, I think this SP has me mixed up with someone else.

I’ve tried to be nothing but a good poster on this site with my reviews, I only thought SPs weren’t supposed to post after I read that Australian Abbie thread

[claretandblue]

jessica doesnt seem to have an active profile anywhere unless I am missing something?

[Jess.pakistani]

dwightschrute,
Yes, I can write and find it strange when a person writes about me like you and continues to chase me here, but appears in my apartment three times and yet the last time you had the ability to ask me “how busy I am” as if it were a problem for you.
After all, why not answer me instead of responding to instapunt, since now you know that SP’s has a brain and can also talk here?
And anyway, everything was clear to me, including by his silence for me despite my accusations.

Good night for all.

[dwightschrute]

dwightschrute,
Yes, I can write and find it strange when a person writes about me like you and continues to chase me here, but appears in my apartment three times and yet the last time you had the ability to ask me “how busy I am” as if it were a problem for you.
After all, why not answer me instead of responding to instapunt, since now you know that SP’s has a brain and can also talk here?
And anyway, everything was clear to me, including by his silence for me despite my accusations.

Good night for all.

Are you sherlock holmes or something?

I haven't seen you three times, but anyway it doesn't matter to me since I'm not this guy

I won't waste my time on this matter anymore, goodbye!