External Link/Members Only£250 for 1 hour in May 2018.
Nice, modern flat near Oxford Circus.
Olivia was probably a cute girl once, but is now a clear example of botched plastic surgery. She's quite short and petite, I'd say late 20s, with a decent boob job, but has had something done to her lips, which look like a dinghy, and to her cheeks, which do not seem natural at all. If you like plastic fantastic, she may be your cup of tea, but I don't. Short, petite, toned body, not an ounce of fat, great ass (unless you're into the huge Latina or black asses), long blonde hair which she sheds everywhere worse than a cat!
The accent very much completed the not-classy impression: she came across as chavvy and tacky. Oh, and she couldn't even walk properly on her high heels, making for a rather ridiculous sight.
The service was average, nothing to write home about, all rather mechanical. 2 rounds of FK, OWO, CG, missionary and doggy. The OWO was the least worst part; everything else was very mechanical. Her moaning while I was fucking her was so fake it was actually putting me off. Yes, Olivia, I know you'd never shag me in real life, and I appreciate you'd rather be elsewhere, but for that money you could at least make a bit more of an effort!
She opened the first condom with her teeth. I politely asked her if she didn't mind getting a new one and opening it with her hands, because teeth might make a hole in the rubber (a tiny chance, but, still...). She complied, but looked at me as if I was the most boring pedant on the planet.
To be fair, maybe we just didn't click, I don't know. If you are into plastic fantastic you might want to give her a try and hope my experience wasn't representative, otherwise look elsewhere.
