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Author Topic: Kimberly Kaynes  (Read 864 times)


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Offline Zeusthedoc

https://www.adultwork.com/1319083 or https://www.adultwork.com/kimberly+kaynes

So I recently visited KK....

pics are somewhat misleading....
she is at the very least a size 12 if not a 14....
I've got nothing against larger women if i'm expecting it....

She was in South Mimms services - staying at a hotel, i think we all know the one....

good communication, answered phone, polite and didn't appear to double book.
I arrive a few mins early, and make my way to the room (called her from the car park).

Arrive in the room, and in hindsight i should probably have walked, but my penis got the better of me....
much larger than i expected her to be and her teeth had a yellow/brown hue...and she could have done with some braces...
however - having wanted to stay for an hour (i decided to change to half hour) but casually, i don't think she realised...

walked in and she was in her underwear and a vest....I had a shower (out of politeness really)...
walk back in to the room and she is just sat on the bed watching TV....fair enough really....
offered a massage that i accepted - half assed, dry, and well - a waste of time really.

as i turned over, she asked me what i liked...I got slightly excited here expecting things to start getting better...
but somehow i found her on her stomach and my 2 of my fingers deep inside her....
I would usually use this as an opportunity to start the foreplay off...but there wasn't a pleasant smell coming from this region....

she did have a toy on the side that i got and started using (on her)...
she came shortly after...then offered me the other side of the bed, suggesting let's see if we can do the same for u...
there was just something deeply unsexy about the way that she asked...off-putting really...

out came the rubber - OWO is not offered in the 1/2 hour apparently...
so she sucked away for a few mins - I'm just not getting hard....needed her to play with my balls and use less teeth...
recommended she try that - to her credit she did....but still a shit BJ....

As i start to get hard, she asks what positions i like...I think this is starting to get better...
but then just at that moment, she says - doggystyle and bends over....I'm not usually a big fan of this myself...
at this moment, i'm thinking, just cum so you can go...
few mins of pumping furiously (and i mean furiously - just to make myself cum)
I'm thinking - i need to slow down because i am way too tired....but because of the unpleasant smell from earlier
i'm starting to go limp...

she lays on her back and i need to start wanking to get myself hard again....get her to play with my balls whilst i do so...
i wank, get hard and get ready to cum....then i put it back in and it only goes and fucking happens again...
pull it out, now I'm just embarrassed and wanna cum so i can get the fuck outta there...
wank again, about to cum again, then stick it back in...few pumps later - great success....I came...

got dressed and got the feck outta there...

no chemistry, the whole thing felt lazy,
no OWO (but apparently that is included in the full hour)
the red in her hair started to look ginger, and from what i could tell - her left tit looked like it was almost bitten off (really red around the nipple, prob from some over zealous punter)

maybe i was just revolting to her, but it just felt like a shit punt, i won't be returning!


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Offline eisenburg1

Sounds really bad, did think of seeing her tonight but will try someone else now
Banning reason: Impersonation on UKE

You have my sympathies.

To me, she appears to be really unattractive. Is she charging £120 just because she's English?

Thank god for EE'S.  £100 ph gets you something 100x better looking.

Offline dilettante

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...and use less teeth...

That's what she must mean by "Owo at desecration" on her profile!  Bad luck anyway, sounds nasty, ewwww.

Offline Zeusthedoc

That's what she must mean by "Owo at desecration" on her profile!  Bad luck anyway, sounds nasty, ewwww.

I've only just noticed the typo on her profile....
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