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External Link/Members OnlyComms: a little bit tongue in cheek (I hope) otherwise she's a little bit flaky (which I think some will expect from her posts on UKE/P). Despite the humour/flakiness it was all pretty straightforward although I was the one instigating the requesting for hotel information near appointment time. On the day the get in process was smooth despite the new emergence of keycards for the lifts.
Location: a chain hotel that despite the price you'd expect to pay and the name value of the hotel was a little disappointing. Once inside the room it was functional and clean but I would have been disappointed if I'd paid for the room. The bed was a bit too soft but didn't stop us having an enjoyable fuck on it.
The lady: Welsh Elise is the slender MILF to next door. She's very small. Facially it's fair to say that her older pictures have been manipulated a little or she's wearing exceptionally good make up. Her more recent pictures on UKE reveal a more of her real face which is still attractive but older looking (more like her claimed AW age of 30 which she claims is real. I'm tempted to say early 30's so no arguments here).
Welsh Elise has been honest on her AW profile about her stretch marked from being a mum. She has claimed to have had multiple children on UKE and it shows. There is a picture on UKE that shows her stretch marks but they are more blatant in person. Those of you put off by stretch marks would benefit both yourselves and her by going elsewhere. I was surprised by how many she had but as the service provided and the personality of the escort all contribute more to the experience than the physical I wasn't bothered by them. Elise had very small breasts, a small but shapely arse and a hairless pussy that was clean and fairly tight.
Personality wise Welsh Elise is friendly and chatty. She openly admits to talking far too much so advised me to demand she suck my cock when she started rabbiting on too much. More submissive men or those not in to being assertive need to be aware of this as she might not be for them unless their sexual needs are less than their social ones.
Welsh Elise is a smoker. She did use mouth wash before the booking started properly although there was a hint of the cigarette on her breathe. This wasn't a problem for me.
The event: I called Elise on the walk up to the hotel to be told she was outside having a smoke. At this point she had no evidence I was The Owl however when I walked up to her outside and engaged her in conversation as if we were friends meeting up at her hotel she had no problems playing along in a very natural fashion. We swanned (rather than owled) past the reception talking openly and freely, the receptionist ignored us and we quickly got the lift up to her floor.
Once in the room I quickly sorted out the fee and headed to the bathroom for a freshen up whilst she switched out of her civvy clothes in to her working lingerie. As I was finishing in the bathroom Elise walked in and used the mouthwash too before we retired to the bedroom for a proper hug and kiss (and a rapid unhooking of her bra by myself so I could enjoy looking at her tits). I quickly moved Elise to the bed and her knickers were soon on the floor so I could eat her pussy. Cue compliments about my technique (probably good escort script) along with a bit of chatter... this woman really can talk. Oral sex on her was on and off as my inner gas bag joined in the conversation. Realising I was joining in on the talking I switched positions and it was Welsh Elsie's turn to perform oral sex on me.
Welsh Elise likes to deepthroat. Her blow jobs are impressive, straight down her throat until she gags which feels nice on the head of my cock even if to begin with I was worried she would make herself sick (she had told me she had a hotel food baby as the food was that good). To her credit the food baby didn't stop her deep throating me repeatedly or fucking me vigorously. Towards the end of the blow job my cock was swimming in her spit. Elise was also tossing me off in between swallowing my cock up to the hilt. Often escorts are a little too mechanical or delicate with a hand job but Elise could probably have expertly tossed me off once my cock was soaked in her saliva. This did give her a chance to chatter away again but she quickly caught herself and informed me if I wanted her to shut up I should tell her to put my dick back in her mouth. I'm not the most assertive or dominant of punters but it was a very big guilty pleasure telling her to get back to sucking me off. Then I told her to grab a condom so I could fuck her.
Condom applied Elise went in to reverse cowgirl to begin with. This was the first and only time during the booking that she came across as a little self conscious of her stretch marks. The view of my cock sliding in and out of her pussy was fabulous and she felt fairly tight. I soon asked her to turn around and ride me whilst facing me. Realising she had been self conscious over her stretch marks I pulled her down to kiss me whilst she was on top, then I grabbed her hips and pumped away in her pussy from below. This very quickly pushed me over the edge. We'd agreed that I'd cum in her mouth but too late. Although she appeared disappointed she did make sure to grind away at me to work out every last drop of spunk. Great stuff.
The booking was only for 1 hour (she charges £140 for an hour which is a little high for Birmingham) and as I'd had a long day at work I wasn't convinced I'd be able to cum again. This is where I figured the chatter box effect would kick in and we'd talk the rest of the time away. That wasn't going to happen. She may talk a lot but Welsh Elise was also wanting to have some more sex. It might be all escort talk but she's very good at making it seem like she enjoys fucking as much as the men who pay her. Certainly she's very flattering. A combination of more oral sex and hand jobs soon had me up and ready to penetrate her again. This time I rode her from behind whilst she asked me to fuck her harder, then we switched to missionary before I kneeled as she lay on her back and fucked even more. She claimed to be easy to make orgasm and complimented my penis shape so maybe she did cum (but not squirt).
Time slipping away and the second pop still far off due to performance pressure (I never have this problem in a two hour booking) we finished with the penetrative sex and switched to other tactics. Welsh Elise finger fucked herself to orgasm and squirted, then licked her hand clean of her ejaculate in front of me (so fucking hot). Then she was sucking, licking and teasing the head and tip of my cock as I tossed myself off in to her mouth. Elise took my second load in her mouth, swallowed the lot and then after a kiss and a cuddle she sucked the rest of my sperm that had leaked out off the tip of my cock.
By now time had definitely run out (I wasn't keeping track) but I was still offered a shower. Elise told me she thought I was a forum member from UKE so I asked her who? Her first guess was correct and she'd already earned her positive review so I told her she was right, she then laughed and showed me a picture of her owl cushion covers she had. I may have a fan.
Showered and dressed we both left the room nearly 30 minutes over the hour. Elise shared my habit of needing food after enjoying sex. It was very tempting to suggest we eat together because Elise is chatty like myself but I figured that would be seriously taking the piss with her boundaries unless I was prepared to pay her for social time. A final hug at her request, along with a blatant hint that I should book her for more sex when she tours Birmingham again, then we went our separate ways to satisfy our other appetites.
Welsh Elise is an enjoyable fuck and a vibrant personality. Her performance in bed is certainly flattering. It felt very much like a one night stand with a woman who's main aim is to get off on you whilst getting you off too. A bundle of fun for those who don't mind telling her to talk less and suck cock more, not that she minds you telling her that.
