External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlySometimes the sausage completely disables higher thought and this was one of those days. Had a scour of options in the Chester region and after a quick scamper through UKP with no news on this WG, decided that I could surely trust AW feedback.
CommsArranged via text and phonecall - no problems here and her english is reasonable. Booked an hour for a ton.
Incall venueNot too far from the racecourse, plenty of parking available nearby. Nice enough apartment with lift and stairs access for those who might still want to punish themselves.
LooksDefinitely her in the pics although she wore much less makeup in person - still attractive and her age is probably about right. She has a great body and although the jugs are enhanced they looked good (her profile claims all her body is natural) - on seeing that front my hopes took a leap and I thought the sausage could finally be trusted. A friendly hello and smile from her keeps those hopes stoked, I ask if I can use the shower and she directs me to a nice modern bathroom. Quick scrub and with hopes still high I scamper off to get my latest lesson in broken dreams.
ActionJust thinking through my various disappointments here so lets get started;
Kissing - that will be on the body only.
OWO - No I only offer 'normal' services.
OW - Maybe had about 2 mins worth.
Tongue meets Balls? - That will be a no. The doctor told me they were normal so I had hoped they hit her actual service profile!
RO - Didn't try for it - probably not on the 'normal' services list.
Lube - Niagra falls was applied liberally and repeatedly, i've never worn a bag so slick. My self perception as Adonis has come to a crashing end.
Protected Banging - About 10 to 15 mins worth before receiving a request 'to cum' - she was responsive to different positions though which scored some points.
My Stopwatch - About 30 mins for the whole meet including freshening up.
Sadly the sausage has his own plans and doesn't always respond to 'cum now' requests. However after coughing up that prized £100 I decided to try and squeeze one out, so strangled it to the vinegar stroke in the bag. Off to the shower and then the exit - she didn't rush me at this point, I just had a general feeling of disappointment so off I went into the sunset.
SummaryAn attractive and friendly WG but services delivered were on the lowest end of vanilla. I almost went neutral on this review, but the services offered on her AW profile are just too misleading. Next time the sausage switches off my brain I'll go for a 30 min adventure tops.
Would I returnThat'll be a no.
