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Author Topic: Irrational Turn Off's  (Read 7311 times)



Any photo where the WG wears specs/glasses put me off as it looks boyish.

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However, much prefer, short skirt with a little cheekiness thrown in...

https://www.adultwork.com/2215808

Offline Dani

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Long oval finger nails on men.  No idea why but it turns me off instantly and completely.  They just seem really creepy and wrong

Offline Toshiba

Pictures v advertised size being a piss take

Boils my

Roland D Hay

Pictures v advertised size being a piss take

Boils my

That's a perfectly rational turn off.

Offline wristjob

ASCII art pictures - ll that $ malarkey mentioned up the thread. Similar thing massive "War and Peace" profiles. I really don't want to know that much about you luv.

Dicks and overly explicit pics on the main page.  Already mentioned but me too.

Girls who just have a massive closeup of their cleavage and nothing else - you know they are going to be size 20+

Really OTT dirty speak - just makes them look tacky.

Probably a different ballpark but girls who make no mention of extras - but when you contact them various services are extra. You have a profile, use it.

I once paid for a PG and the girl had horrendous nicotine stained fingers - ew, you aren't putting those dirty things near my nice clean cock :)

Pet hate - girls with 3 line profiles. It means the services box is about  lines high so you need to check super carefully to see what she does. Too much effort.

Offline Ali Katt

Aw profiles consisting of nothing but facebook pictures, you know the ones, posing with a dickhead in a nightclub.

Strangely enough, professional looking photos.

It's not so much professional looking photos as profiles where *all* of the photos look like they are carefully posed - not 1 hair out of place! - always puts me off.

Offline G-Raw

Pictures of WGs with a ton of make up and brushed/semi distorted blur and high end photography pictures that look photoshopped till whoever does them falls asleep.

Offline fredpunter

another that turns me off is when "just for you" is included anywhere in the profile

Offline CBPaul

You really wouldn't shag a girl because she made a word out of the $ sign on her profile?  :lol:

That gets my top mark for irrational turn off so far.

 :hi:

Nope, wouldn't go for it.
In the past I have tried to find something on the profile to make a decision on whether it's worth pursuing a punt but I found that all the $ crap was a substitute for any substance in the profile - usually went together with meaningless statements about them being the best, taking away all my stress and some of the other crap already mentioned. So now as soon as I see an arrangement of symbols I hit the back button  :D

Offline SirPhilipXX


However, much prefer, short skirt with a little cheekiness thrown in...

https://www.adultwork.com/2215808

She is a SERIOUSLY pretty girl, got quite interested until I read the feedback...

Oh well, not to worry, Plymouth would have been a bit of a hike anyway

Offline CBPaul

She is a SERIOUSLY pretty girl, got quite interested until I read the feedback...

Oh well, not to worry, Plymouth would have been a bit of a hike anyway

Very pretty indeed but if the feedback is true it defeats the whole object of seeing her.

As for trying to enact the Pythons nudge nudge wink wink sketch in emoticons .....   :scare: :scare: :scare: It's as bad as all the fucking $ symbols

Pro$$ie profiles that say guff like, ''hurry, just a few slots left.''

It screams of conveyor belt and wet wipes.  :thumbsdown:

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Offline akauya

I just found another things that turns me off... painted eyebrows. Why do some women pluck their eyebrows completely only to replace them with black lines is beyond me.

I've seen lots of civvies doing that. It looks hideous as far as I'm concerned.

Offline akauya

I just found another things that turns me off... painted eyebrows. Why do some women pluck their eyebrows completely only to replace them with black lines is beyond me.

I've seen lots of civvies doing that. It looks hideous as far as I'm concerned.

...and to illustrate the above I present you with:






and a prossie:

https://www.adultwork.com/2135896 or https://www.adultwork.com/Sophie++DD



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Offline Dani

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I just found another things that turns me off... painted eyebrows. Why do some women pluck their eyebrows completely only to replace them with black lines is beyond me.

I've seen lots of civvies doing that. It looks hideous as far as I'm concerned.

That can be for many reasons.  I have mine tattooed on as due to my illness my eyebrows dropped so low they were literally in the middle of my eye lid so I had them lasered off and tattooed ones put on.  Some do it because they have mild forms of Alopecia which even when very mild can make you lose all your eyebrows or because their own brow are very fine and hardly visible.  Most now have tattooed eyebrows not drawn on ones but have picked the wrong person to do them so instead of having single haired eyebrow tattoos or fine powder brows they have thick  badly done ones that look awful. 
Sometimes you do get better if you pay more and this is one of those cases.  The one I use charges double of everyone else but she has spent 30 years doing tattoo make up and trained in the biggest institute in the US and unlike others did not do a two week course to learn how to do it

Roland D Hay

...and to illustrate the above I present you with:






and a prossie:

https://www.adultwork.com/2135896 or https://www.adultwork.com/Sophie++DD



Exactly... One of the points I was trying to make on the original post. It's fucking ridiculous. Imagine of we all  turned up with a black Hitler moustache drawn on!


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Offline akauya

That can be for many reasons.  I have mine tattooed on as due to my illness my eyebrows dropped so low they were literally in the middle of my eye lid so I had them lasered off and tattooed ones put on.  Some do it because they have mild forms of Alopecia which even when very mild can make you lose all your eyebrows or because their own brow are very fine and hardly visible.  Most now have tattooed eyebrows not drawn on ones but have picked the wrong person to do them so instead of having single haired eyebrow tattoos or fine powder brows they have thick  badly done ones that look awful. 
Sometimes you do get better if you pay more and this is one of those cases.  The one I use charges double of everyone else but she has spent 30 years doing tattoo make up and trained in the biggest institute in the US and unlike others did not do a two week course to learn how to do it

Thanks for that Dani... I never thought of Alopecia or some other illnesses being a factor. But I see that a lot in young women in South London. Whether they have Alopecia or whether they do it for "fashion" I don't know of course. If tattooed properly, like yours, they look OK; it's the extreme cases like above that I find off putting.

Roland D Hay

Accept what Dani says but the ridiculous scouse brow trend wasn't borne from issues with hair loss.

Offline Dani

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I have to agree. you are supposed to pick a colour and shape that matches your face not just go black and as big and bold as possible.  Guess they don't realise they are there for ever as most tell you they need to be redone every 18 months - 5 years depending on how you had them done but they forget they might fade but are there forever.

Its why when it comes to facial tattoos you really do have to spend more than you want to.  Mine were £800 but they don't look fake unless you are an inch from my face as they are individual hair tattoos.

Some people just go to a tattooist to have them done ARGH!!!! Whilst others pay someone £50 - £100 who has had a week or two training.  Its scary they are allowed to do it after such short training but in the UK they are.  The training is so much different in the US it was I think four or five years before they allow you to attack someones face as mine trained to deal with patients who have hairloss due to medical problems and also does nipple tattooing etc. 
Then again it all comes down to how much you want to pay

Offline Ali Katt

Another one for the list is Monroe piercings like the one pictured on the eyebrow posts. Chavtastic.

Another one is constant pussy farting, embarrassing for both parties. I suppose it can be excused as it is accidental.

Offline akauya

OK... here's another irrational thing that turns me off (hehehe I'm on a roll)... it's the type of pics where the woman has her high heel trough her knickers' strap like so:



The first time I saw that (like a hundred years ago) I thought it looked great  but it has been done to death so much that every time I see one now I go oh no... not another one and puts me off... irrational or what  :D

I rarely consider non-MILFs; but, if I did, parts of the Profile written in "Textspeak", ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S WRITTEN IN CAPITALS, would be an immediate turn-off for me.

EG: https://www.adultwork.com/1464309 who's a 21-y-o  ;) , who tells us "U NO U WANT MY TEEN PUSSY ON YOUR COCK".

Offline Mara

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My turn off´s are messages or emails like the following ...

"Hi sexy, ur so hot", "Where r u, send me address"  etc.  :dash: 

AND

"Hi, I am 19 and would like to arrange a booking"   :scare:




Offline mothra



With this girl
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It was the the fucking stupid floral bed cover.





I'm sure they are pom poms.

Black PVC dominatrix oufit pictures and yes those nurses plastic uniforms. When was the last time you saw a nurse in the NHS dress up like that?

What's wrong with everyday clothes, hell, I want to see a pro$$ie with cardigan on!


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