Author Topic: Lynne aka SexyNips (Runcorn)  (Read 4376 times)


7 review(s) for funlynne (5 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by ]

Offline Psmd

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Lots said about Lynne (Sexynips) already, so will try to be concise:

Me: no sex for 4 (or 5?) years, then visited another WG 1 day before seeing Lynne: with confirmation that everything was ‘in working order’, I thought i’d take a step up & try my luck with a real livewire....

Comms: Very easy - number from some random site (before I joined UKP or AW); one attempt, Lynne picked up, availability explained (pretty much every day, 8 till late). I booked 1 hour for £100

Venue: Modern apartment in docklands/portside part of Runcorn, less than 30 min from Chester where I was up on business; the apartment is her home, so it was clean & nicely presented; easy parking - it’s an apartment complex with several high rise blocks; parking is within the complex, on one of the internal roads, then a short walk to her block, so very discreet.

The lady: Mature porn star (DISCLAIMER: I adore this look!); age late 40’s/early 50’s, petite & gorgeously curvy - AW photos are accurate (love it!).

Preliminaries: warm, friendly greeting and introduction - I explained I was new to all of this, but Lynne didn’t bat an eyelid, she welcomed me into her bedroom, took the £100, and then asked me politely to undress & lie down on her (nice clean) bed.


Session: holy shit, what can I say here? The best sex I have ever had!

After a brief massage (pretty sure only to relax me) with naked Lynne on top of me, she asked me to turn over and proceeded to give me amazing OWO on the bed (including DT); I then asked for face siting & had a taste of the pinkest little pussy i’ve ever seen (immaculately clean) - she loved it, no fake noises; then switched to 69 & we both continued with our oral adventure: Lynne really responded when I licked across her pussy & continued onto lick the inside of her thighs (in 69), definitely a sensitive spot for her.

Next Lynne strapped me up (putting it on with her mouth) and rode me CG - HIGHLIGHT: she is full of sexual energy & eventually started pounding ME with her pussy, really pushing down to the hilt & rubbing her clit on my pubic area whilst going for it: a sure sign that she was getting off on it!

Then switched to foggy on the corner of the bed, then finally mish with me standing...Wonderful!

Wiped up & then said my goodbyes - still had 30 min left, & Lynne was a little taken aback that I wasn’t staying for pop 2, but quite frankly I was overwhelmed: this was like a non-League team meeting a Premier league team in the FA Cup, my mind was blown by Lynne’s stellar performance!

Verdict: Superb, no negatives at all - as so many guys have said, no matter what you’re looking for, Lynne is so experienced that you can pretty much guarantee a good result.
If I lived up North, she would definitely become a regular. She does occasional tours to London, where she used to live, so I will try to catch her there at some point.



Offline fairfield

Dont want to seem bitter, but bugger me, you actually got to see her fully naked?  Congrats!
Never mind all of the other achievements in your punt - i didnt even get that far meself. Sadly my punt was not so much "sexy nips"
.... more "stay off my nips" (and pretty much everything else.)
This wg must either have had a total personality change since then - or we saw different people. 

cerealpunter

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Dont want to seem bitter, but bugger me, you actually got to see her fully naked?  Congrats!
Never mind all of the other achievements in your punt - i didnt even get that far meself. Sadly my punt was not so much "sexy nips"
.... more "stay off my nips" (and pretty much everything else.)
This wg must either have had a total personality change since then - or we saw different people.
From his other review maybe he's just easily pleased

johndids

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Dont want to seem bitter, but bugger me, you actually got to see her fully naked?  Congrats!
Never mind all of the other achievements in your punt - i didnt even get that far meself. Sadly my punt was not so much "sexy nips"
.... more "stay off my nips" (and pretty much everything else.)
This wg must either have had a total personality change since then - or we saw different people.
Pretty much the same as you . Saw her years ago before I joined , looks like things have not improved

Offline OakTree

Her reviews so far on here are predominantly positive. It’s odd as I have heard issues about her before I’m sure on this site yet she still seems to dodge the negatives.

BeebleBro

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I've just read Fairfield's review and it sounds more like a neg than a neutral.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=105562.0

Offline Psmd

Hey guys,

yeah Lynne did say her tits were sensitive at the beginning, but I don’t remember being told not to do anything with them at any point.

I wouldn’t hesitate to give a negative review and actually had my first shite punt the other day, so I do have some parameters of what might constitute bad VFM & WG’s to avoid (review to follow).

That said, I’m really not a breast man so wouldn’t spend overly long on them: it’s all about pussy & ass for me, & Lynne’s not lacking in either dept.

Additionally, as I indicated, i’m new to this fascinating world, so almost certainly didn’t put Lynne through her paces.