External Link/Members OnlyReading, £60, 30 mins
I was in need of a quickie and so I went into this one with a TOFTT, how bad can it be, who cares if she looks at me like the shit on her shoe, at a minimum I will get to fuck a pretty girl attitude.
Communication pre-punt was good.
Appearance:On arrival I was greeted by a very pretty girl, but, in slippers and dressing gown no make up. As I put the money in her hand I asked if she had some lingerie, she said no, she didn't have any. I had to laugh, I had now let go of the money and was still in the foolish state of mind described above
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She states 22 and looks and feels it. She was beautifully tanned all over and smelt fresh as a daisy. Very slim indeed, a bit too slim for me - what looks super hot in the pictures in a sexy outfit and heels just looked a bit undernourished naked. Never saw a smile.
Service:I couldn't get near her without her barking a command, 'Undress', 'Lie on the bed', etc. Every time I said anything I had to repeat it again s l o w l y, while she looked at me disdainfully.
She is of the school that wants you to lie down on the towel covered bed, and get a condom on you straight away as if your cock is radioactive. Needless to say, oral without is not offered contrary to the 'likes' list. She then starts a fairly awkward blowjob, I was struggling to get interested now, I had started wishing I was somewhere else.
I moved onto oral on her, almost surprised that she accepted, she lay there motionless in stone cold silence.
Next sex, I was told that I must only go very shallow because I have a big dick (!). Within a minute of beginning she broke the silence with tutting and sighing as if I was taking a long time. Soon I was wishing I was back at home drinking a cup of tea. By concentrating hard I managed to come. She leapt off the bed even faster than I did and I was dressed and out of the door in no time feeling, like a proper twat.
On return I checked her 5 reviews on AW, which I don't usually read, thinking there might be some hint on there or undertone amongst the usual glowing praise. But instead there it was: Negative: "Yes, sexy and pretty. Alas, cold, robotic, rushed and penis-wiltingly passionless. Even worse - lied in text about services (RO/69 refused). Really depressing." That cheered me right up.
Conclusion:
I won't waste my time or money on this type of 'hope it turns out all right against all odds' punt again in a hurry.
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