External Link/Members OnlyJesus wept I feel Ill after that experience. I saw a twitter photo from 3 years ago
External Link/Members Onlyand I though go for it she looks pretty. She is the same girl but time has not served her well. Several gallons of Newcastle Brown, fags and kebabs, me thinks.
She goes on about being a stripper on her profile, which I wanted and I was looking forward to it. I sent her the link to some porn and an exact description including anal, OWO, CIM, so that she could do what I wanted.
Arrived at a hotel at Charnock Richard services which was fine. She opens the door and I though OMG in need to go. She looked 20 years older than that picture, she looked like grotbags crossed with Vannesa Felts, Minger. I should have fucked off but I am well brought up and I had made a deal. Especially with the services I wanted I thought, get balls deep in her arse and you can close your eyes.
Went in. She pointed at the bed and told me to strip of for a massage. I had asked for a lap dance but this was ignored.
OK massage but not what I had asked for.
OWO which was quite good if you kept your eyes closed, but no attempt at eye contact from her.
I told her to get undressed and she refused. Just the tits.
I was struggling to keep it up at this point (never a problem for me, but when she looks like the roughest nightmare, it becomes hard).
She refused anal and she refused CIM. She got quite angry when I asked and I even told her that we had agreed before, she obviously hadn't read the email.
She told me to fuck her from behind, this was OK but she was as slack as a plastic carrier bag. She had sprouting hairs coming out of her crack, yuck.
Flipped her over for another go. Her minge was pretty awful too. I like to go down on a girl, but I thought I'd rather have a used nappy in my face than munch on that.
Wanked my self of and couldn't wait to leave.
I went to ASDA on the way back so I could have a bath in Dettol, to disinfect myself. I'm just glad I didn't touch a part of her with my mouth, I would be throwing up as well if I had.
I wish that I had burned the money and stuck to porn. £110/h of my hard earned cash.
Stay away, unless you like a shitty attitude from something that looks like a creature from Sauron's army. Her profile is bullshit and she wont do anal, CIM or swallow despite it all being pre-agreed.
