It was one of those days where I wish I hadn't bothered. The weather was nice and I was in the mood for a Thai massage and after doing my homework, I thought Siam Massage would be my best bet so off I set. Smithdown Road was a bloody nightmare. Cones, diversions and traffic all over the place so it was impossible to get anywhere near the place. It was only when I got home I discovered they were doing some filming:
External Link/Members OnlySo seeing as that was a non-starter, I headed to Hatta. Lights on, doors locked, no one answering. WTF? I rang and got someone to let me in. One girl available - Mint. Didn't see any other girls in there. I paid her £20 for 30 minutes and went to the room. I strip off, she asks if I want a massage on my front of back so I lie on my back to cut to the chase. She cuts it too close for my liking and starts going for the HE straight away. i ask her to slow it down which she does and soon gets me off and goes to wash her hands. It's obvious when she comes back that the session is over despite only being 1o minutes since she entered the room. Not exactly value for money!
When discussing extras, I'd said I only had an extra £30 to spend and surprise, surprise that's how much her HE cost. I offered £20 and she refused. I asked if the £30 included topless and she said no. I left with empty balls but still felt disappointed. Then to add insult to injury, I got back to my car only to find 2 traffic wardens issuing me a £35 fine!
All in all it was a shit day's punting. I doubt I'll be back to Hatta for a while now unless I hear something good about one of the other girls.
£20 - 30mins
£30 - HE
£35 - parking
