Hi all, I'm new to this site but not new to the scene. I plan to catch up with a few past reviews now I have an idea of how this site works.
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Price - 15mins £40
Location- new apartment behind NIA
Now I've been punting long enough to know that Romanians generally give a shit service, so I approached this punt with VERY low expectations. And the truth is, the only reason I booked it was the previous reviews on here saying she had great tits. I'm a boob man and I've wanted to see this girl's boobs for a while so decided to take the plunge and book 15mins.
Received the apartment number and went up. To my surprise it was Bella who answered the door and she gave a half smile while looking at her mobile in her hand. She's quite a tall girl and not bad looking. I'd say her pics are a fairly true representation, although I'd say they make her look a bit happier than in real life. She has a very uninterested look and is quite hard faced.
Led to the bedroom and handed over £40, all the time her clutching her phone and occasionally looking at it (I assume she was in the middle of a conversation via txt or whatsapp)
She leaves for a second then returns (still with phone) and strips naked immediately. I get a first glance of those tits and have to say they are great.
She summonds me onto the bed and reaches for a condom immediately. I ask if she kisses and recieve a stern 'NO'. She then proceeds to unwrap the condom and attempt to put it on my half flaccid cock! I have to tell her to stop because I'm not hard so she literally sits back and does nothing, leaving me to get myself ready with a quick tug
I ask if she does OWO and relieve another stern 'NO' but can't say I was disappointed because I was expecting that answer!
During this fiasco her phone keeps beeping and she answers it EVERYTIME! It's at this point that I realise that despite my low expectations, this punt is going to be an absolute joke.
So I put the condom on myself and she starts very rough oral, almost to the point of it being painful (but not quite) but a really shit blowjob all the same.
She then asks if I'm ready for sex then absolutely smothers the condom with lube. I ask for missionary so I can finally get hold of those tits and start banging away. This is where it becomes laughable, because her phone beeps again and she answers it while I'm mid stroke!! So there I am pumping away and she's laid on her back typing away on her phone!
I actually laugh and she looks at me as if I'm the one being unreasonable! So anyway I ask her to go on top so I can have another grope of those tits and she gets up and inspects the end of the condom closely to see if I'd finished. Cheeky bitch!
I lay down and she straddles me while I play with her boobs and she's doing everything to make me cum quick. She clearly gets fed up with this position very quickly and asks if I'm ready to come. I tell her no and ask to go back to missionary which she agrees to with a pissed off look on her face.
After another couple of minutes of banging away she asks if I want to come on her tits, and I tell her yes. With that she stops me and starts pulling the condom off even though I'm no where near ready to pop. I have to stop her and tell her I'm not ready, and again get another pissed off look.
At this point I'm thinking 'fuck you, I'm gonna make this last as long as possible just to piss you off!' So I bang away some more with her looking at the ceiling, walls and anywhere but at me when I feel the sap rising and pull the condom off and blow over those wonderful tits.
With that I clean up in silence and leave.
So to conclude, I only booked her to get hold of her tits, and they are a great pair. But like I said, my expectations were extremely low but this girl operates at a level waaaaaay below anything I could have ever imagined! Save your money and avoid, she really is a fucking awful punt!
Positives -
- great tits and a COB finish
Negatives -
- absolutely everything else!
Also apologies if this was a bit long. I felt I needed to include every detail to get across just how bad this girl is!
