External Link/Members OnlySecond of two bad punts this week, this time in a very clean, easily accessible house with off street parking.
Sunita is very experienced and has hundreds of reviews, mostly positive. I took the chance of driving an hour each way and paying £125 for 90 mins because I felt horny and apart from those reviews her AW page is sprinkled with lots of dirty stuff inc liberal use of the 'c-word'. So worst case scenario is I get down and dirty and save any regrets for afterwards.
Sunita was wearing the lacey crotchless piece I requested from one of her pics, but any eroticism ended right there. I hate to be critical when someone is genuinely doing their best and needs to make a living (she confirmed she's a fully registered tax payer), but there wasn't an ounce of passion, imagination or enthusiasm in what she did. Maybe I'm too good a listener, or look a soft touch, but I don't find it erotic listening to someone's medical problems (knee, extended cold!). More basically, Sunita looked frankly ridiculous dressed in full hooker regalia but with a rather large tummy protruding in front. I did try to focus on the job in hand by suggesting deep oral on her from the doggy position, but my head got the better of me (good pun?) and my tongue refused to play.
So I made my excuses and left. Here are the key takeaways based on this experience compared to my 20+ years of punting:
- Don't visit ladies with no face pics (Sunita not attractive to me)
- If you like slim women as I do, beware any profiles of size 12 and over and check any pics carefully. Size 12 and even 14 may be ok if they're nearly 6ft talk or if you like em big.
- Don't make long bookings before seeing who you're getting and talking to them. Words and texts will give you clues as to their willingness to play your fantasy partner for the time you're together (I like kisses at the end if my texts!)
- Tipping in advance can often have the reverse effect in that they think you're a sap so don't have to try too hard. Always tip a good return punt because they're worth it.
