Orange spa, upstairs, swan street, near traffic lights across from Crowne plaza hotel.
External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyI was delivering to crowne plaza and had an hour to wait and fancied a decent massage. I'd spotted this place when trying to park and whilst I thought I'd seen it before, when I googled it to get an impression of what to expect, it said "new", so thought maybe new staff or something and I would give it a try. Went upstairs and was greeted by I've got to say a pretty ugly woman and hoped she wasn't the one doing massage, but she showed me to a room and said she would return with the girls, so sounded more promising. The room was a dump, no massage table just a thin mattress or something covered with a sheet on the floor, so I started to get the impression I was not going to get the massage I really wanted, but things looked up as in came a young, tidy, but very small girl, called angel, I bet she was only 4 foot 9 or 10 at best, but better than I expected and I very quickly came to realise my impression was correct after agreeing £100 for massage and sex for 1 hour.
The massage started but was useless, so I decided to get on with the main event and cut out the prelims. I turned over and she started to play with my cock, but not in an arousing way, more to get me to cum quickly and as I'm trigger happy at best I slowed it down and started to remove her clothes, but I actually got the impression she just wanted me to cum without even getting undressed. She eventually did and what I thought were a pert pair of breasts ended up to be smaller than mine.
I was complimented on the size of my cock which made me feel good, but then she said no sex it was too big, which I found very hard to believe, I asked for OWO and she said no, but changed her mind to an extra £50, so declined and opted for covered. The BJ wasn't bad but again she was just keen to get it over with, which I nearly did, but managed to get a couple of fingers in side her in the process and there was no way I was too big, so after a bit of persuasion and plenty of lube she sat on top of me and guided it in slowly, but all for effect as she immediately started to bounce around on my cock, I asked her to slow down, but it wasn't happening so I turned her over for an attempt at doggy, but she wasn't having any of that and lay on her back, so I took her missionary, but that only lasted about 30 seconds, so I wiped him out, condom off and shot all over her belly, which she wasn't happy about, even though she had agreed I could do.
By this time we were about 15 minutes in that's all, I said I was trigger happy, so in my eyes I had 45 mins to go, maybe a relaxing massage, wake him up again and in for round 2, but she had different ideas. I think she works her hour out as when you have cum, you've had your hour, so I said I'd paid for an hour and wanted a massage, so she reluctantly started to do a pathetic massage. I said I wanted to turn over so she could massage my cock and I wanted sex again before I go, but that was going to be another £50 too, so I abandoned it, wiped myself down and left.
If you pay for an hour, you expect an hour even if it is sex, as I often like to try and have 2 goes, but clearly not at this place as from the offset she was intent on my cuming as quickly as possible and unfortunately I oblidged.
The place is dump really, don't even think of going for a massage as you would be wasting your money and the sex is not much better.
One to avoid I think.
