Author Topic: The Private Club - Birmingham  (Read 4350 times)


8 review(s) for The_private_club (7 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by ]

Offline Crank

I’ve been off the punting scene for a while, got a bit bored.  Had a couple of lacklustre experiences on my return (with the exception of Candy AYS) and have been looking for something different....considered a threesome but at short notice couldn’t arrange so decided to give this a shot.

Haven’t been here before, upon entry was touch and go whether to do a runner as they took my name, address and photograph...  all the while some other punter staring at me from the bar area put me off a little.  Once inside I was shown around, got undressed and had a wander around.  The place is decked out pretty nice and the locker room and showers are nice enough with secure lockers....

Got naked and showered, put my towel on and went off to see what I could see.  This was Wednesday and Lara J plus Sam Stockings were on - Lara is a thin girl, tidy body and small boobs, Sam is a bigger girl with great pierced tits and tats.

I had a wander around and was surprised to see that there were a group of 4 blokes fully dressed in the corner having what looked like a businesss Meeting - I guess the owners.  Other than that there were only 3 other blokes in there.  The two girls are sat on a large bed in the middle of the room, I sat on one of the sofas and watched Lara wank off a guy with large cock.... once he was done there was only me left in the room so I wandered over, lay in between them both and said I was after a BJ.  Lara started stroking me hard before Sam applied some lube and started massaging my balls and shaft - it felt very good, Lara then lost interest and Sam proceeded to suck me hard and deep - it was fucking great.  I was lay there aware of two other guts watching which kind of turned me on.  I felt quite relaxed as comparing this to a normal punt I was aware I wasn’t on a time limit so was happy just to cum in her mouth when I was done - get the first pop out the way to be more measured for pop two.  Once finished I cleaned up and went for a sauna, had a nice chat with some fella in there who was very friendly and at this point I was very relaxed.

Afte 30 mins or so I went back to the main room and wanted to watch some more action.  Sam was on a break and some fella was pounding Lara who seemed to enjoy it....  once he was finished some other fella came up for a hand job.  Once he wa done I was feeling ready for round 2 so popped myself alongside her and without hesitation she just started sucking my cock... to be fair it was average and I was relieved for Sam to come back after her break... again, more lube and expert ball handling as Lara sucked me.  Lara then abruptly stopped and Sam took over with more expert cock sucking, this was prolonged and very, very enjoyable and I enjoyed watching some guy watch me getting sucked.  I eventually came in her mouth again and got cleaned up.

I was on a bit of a time limit, has been in an hour and a half at this point and needed to leave.

Overall I was very satisfied with this experience, very relaxed and I found the voyeur experience quite exciting.  I also enjoyed being sucked by Sam for probably 20 minutes in total.  Better value than a punt and with such a low ratio of guys to girls I found this value for money.  I think I’ll return to this place next time rather than punt but think I may have to consider a blue pill and staying the whole 4 hours.  The quality of the girls is sometimes in question but they suit my tastes so I think I’ll do more of this from now on.

Sorry for the lengthy review but trying to fit in as much detail as possible...mhope it’s ok.

Online RedditchJay

also fancied it or R3tro in Walsall

Offline Crank

I’d recommend it... I think experience might have been different if there were 40 guys there though.


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Offline InMefan

Nice review :) think it will put me off though the fact they want to take your address and a photo :/

Offline bearcat69

Thanks for the review. I for one appreciate the detail very much. Does sound like something I'd enjoy a lot, just can't really get past them wanting my address, details and photo. A shame really, but just not really a risk I'm willing to take TBH.

Offline birminghamasian

I went to private club last month. They didn't take my photo. The looked at my driving licence and that was it. Also good to know that they are doing uncovered blow jobs again last few times I've been it's been all covered

Offline m4rmite

Tell them you haven't received  a GDPR email yet from them to sign :unknown:

Offline bearcat69

I went to private club last month. They didn't take my photo. The looked at my driving licence and that was it. Also good to know that they are doing uncovered blow jobs again last few times I've been it's been all covered

Do they literally just look at it? Or do they take a photocopy? Or do they take down the details from it in a written record?

Offline maleflirt

I went last year and they just looked at it, quick glance and it was over

Offline KingUser2017

I didn't know that they now take a photo of you! - when I went there many years ago, they use to just see your driving license/address ID and write it down on a book. But no photos were even taken.

That's too much risk for me, I wouldn't bother, who knows where that photo will end up! :unknown: - if they keep changing the management and people who work there.

That's some serious privacy issues - especially with the new privacy laws out now.




Offline Lewis

I think there's an element of confusion here.

They don't take your photo. They just want some form of photo ID (drivers licence/passport) to verify who you are. They don't take a photocopy of it. All they hold on record about you is your name and the town/city part of your address.

If they really wanted photos of you, they can obtain them from the CCTV.

External Link/Members Only

"To join or renew you will need to bring Official Photographic ID, for example a Passport or Driving License."
« Last Edit: May 26, 2018, 10:28:44 pm by Lewis »

Offline Silva21

Sorry to dig up this old thread but I've been trying to get on the invite list for an Aug splatbukake event here.

I've emailed them a few times and heard nothing back.
Does anyone know if these are limited events?, if I'm being ignored?, if you just turn up? or should I just make other arrangements and not bother if they don't reply etc etc?

Thanks in advance

Offline Colston36

Sorry to dig up this old thread but I've been trying to get on the invite list for an Aug splatbukake event here.

I've emailed them a few times and heard nothing back.
Does anyone know if these are limited events?, if I'm being ignored?, if you just turn up? or should I just make other arrangements and not bother if they don't reply etc etc?

Thanks in advance

They're certainly operating as a girl I see is working there tomorrow.